How Did you Become a Ralph A-Log? - This forum exists because of Ralph's own thin gunt-skin

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I used to watch the Killstream back in 2018-2019. Stopped watching since early 2020, mainly because of RL stuff, and didn't follow him through 2020 and most of 2021.
But then in late 2021 I stumbled upon a stream with Null and Nick Rekieta. For someone as out of the loop as I was, that was one hell of an eye-opener. Then I decided to check out this subforum. I did not expect there to be this much content. I got hooked instantly.
And things only got more insane this year.

It's crazy how hard he hit the wall - I remember how he had quite a thing going with the Killstream back in the day - his crew appeared the least spergy of the whole IBS crowd, and he was even seemingly in the good standing with the farms (or, at the very least, people didn't had a lot of bad things to say about him). Hell, I even remember thinking that Dispatch was an unfunny sperg and how him doxing Ralph's Patreon supporters was a dick move (and I wasn't alone in this, too).

Man, how the tables have turned, and what a fall from grace.
 
I started watching occasionally right after Ralph got out of jail, just because it was a nice way to get caught up on the news. Became a regular viewer after the Baked Alaska meltdown and when Kumite started going down hill.

I stopped after the Miami dumpster fire, when Ralph went full mask-off and spent the entire trip being drunk/asleep, domestically abusing Andy, and generally being a huge, disgusting piece of shit to everybody. This was also right after stream.me shuttered, when all of Ralph's dirty laundry was starting to get aired out, and also right after Zidan went out for cigarettes and never came home. I paid attention to him peripherally afterwards, i think i was half-hoping that he would eventually get his shit together and get back to producing an entertaining show, but what really sealed the deal and turned me into a dedicated aylawg was a combination of the wake of simpgate, the pillstreams, and the beginning of the childbride saga.
 
Only really bothered when Jersh, Jim or something interesting was flaring up like the Warski/Donka shit, but it was often a restream/cut because even back then Ralph was a boring net loss of a host luxuriating in his "I don't know"s "disavow"s and overplayed catchphrase of the month someone else spawned.

The Healstream Hollocoaster was a beautiful disaster but I was pretty much done before Zidan left, who I'm sure was feeling increasingly frustrated as Ralph starting throwing his weight around as more and more money came in.

Ralph's most amusing stuff is his stand alone routines. His guntoff with Vaush and various heavy breathing rape and murder threats are pretty spectacular. Just a shit eater on camera who God is punishing with his continued existence that totally works independently of the veneer of being some kind of gonzo journalist publication. In that way I feel that CWCville is far more successful for Chris than Killstream has even been for Ralph.
 
When he started feuding with Josh in the stream.me days. this was the time he was sucking the liar and pedophile Corey Barnhills dick after zoom helped get Josh kicked off the platform. I think that's how it went anyway.
 
I started watching regularly back in 2018 when Baked Alaska's IBS career imploded and Ralph was covering it. Stopped after the Stream.me era cause it got too boring. Ralph stopped delivering the content and became the content. Ralph became undeniably petty, hypocritical, white trash, and unlistenable. I didn't start disliking Ralph until the the sex tape dropped and things spiraled out of control.
 
Only watched the Mundane Matt stream and didnt think much of Ralph at the time. Later I saw the Dame Pesos video of Ralph becoming a wreck pill addict and I felt sorry for him, at the end of the video I almost rooted for him to turn his life around.

After the revenge porn and Portugal beatdown I really started to pay attention to Ralph since he is speedrunning to ruin his life in record time.
 
literally had no idea who he was until the CWC arrest footage. For some reason stumbled upon the Bryan Dunn vs. Ethan Ralph fight spergery and thought both of these guys sounded gay as hell but someone made a joke in the "as a matter of fact it was probably you" format.

Then I looked further into it and just got sucked into this house of horrors and he's literally done something retarded every 2 weeks since.
 
I honestly was put off by ralph after he started shit with Sargon over losing his child, honestly thought it was a pretty low blow at the time. Seeing him lash out at criticism here and assocating with cory cemented my dislike of him, everything since then has just been funny.
 
Before the Killtream even got big with that Baked Alaska streamsnipe, I shit-talked him in the Kumite chat once. He responded by telling me that he has way more subscribers than me.

Ralph, not everyone aspires to the height of z-celebdom online like you do and I only ever watched your shitty show when an actual entertainer like Metokur was on. The only time you're entertaining to me is when you're making a complete double tit of yourself.
 
I was a fan of the whole IBS sphere. The YouTube algorithm exposed me to a Metokur video and then eventually an appearance of him on the Killstream.

I would take about 2 days to get through a killstream and watched it for about a year, mainly while grinding in video games. I saw the healstream live and thought it was hilarious. I followed Ralph to stream.me and that was probably my favorite era of the show. It was a good balance of bullshit and content. When stream.me shut down I largely stopped watching any of this content and got interested in the autism that is Weeb Wars and used that as background noise instead.

I was already reading Kiwifarms but didn't find Ralph's thread that interesting at the time. I randomly decided to check in on him and nearly died laughing. The Faith saga started soon after that. The rest is history. I don't hate Ralph, I just find him endlessly entertaining.
 
Was a part of the podcast gang gang once a year after the Jarbo stream. Months later, I stopped following anything IBS related as it became boring.

I wasn't a full on alog until the Faith saga happened. I didn't immediately jump into the PPP bandwagon until the ass butter incident happened.
 
When he started to use faith (note the lowercase) in his words but do the exact opposite that such faith proclaims. It was especially there in the Healstream, as he tried to use it as an excuse to do whatever. The gunt reveal disgusted me so hard I couldnt take this man seriously anymore.

Been watching everything since the days of Gamergate. Variloh is fully vindicated and is probably laughing his ass off for all these years, as he predicted everything like ten years before it happened.
 
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I used to watch the Killstream before the Healstream, it was great background sound when playing games and I got some good laughs from it. After getting banned from youtube I kept watching when he bounced from Dlive then Stream.me, over time the show got boring and Gunt started getting antagonistic towards others. Sometime during stream.me I started making fun of him(I think it was around the gunt reveal) then after he helped kill stream.me I started rooting for him to fall.
 
I found Ralph through Jim, but didn’t really start watching until after he got out of jail. I would say I was a Killstream fan up until around when Zidan left. Even after that I still watched out of habit. I worked nights and it provided a nice distraction. His reaction to the corn joke is what finally turned me against him.
 
Started watching after the IBS apocalypse stream as Ralph was the only person not to have a complete breakdown. At first it was great, loved the dynamic between zidan, Gator and Ralph. Made it a regular habit to listen to it every night at work and then even at home every night. I quickly fell off the train when the whole Knoxville fight came to be as it became a fucking shit show and extremely gay, Ralph got super egotistical and it completely threw me off of watching.
 
what got me was the Hannibal Lecter like videos of faith reading a script that Ralph obviously wrote and coerced her to read. had a bad feeling about the whole relationship but those tweet vids sealed the deal
 
I fell down the internet rabbit hole when I randomly watched a video on Chris-Chan which led me to KF. After reading all of his threads and nearly all of the Cwiki I was bored and looking for more. I decided to click the next named on the list and found Ralph. What amazed me about him was the stark difference between him and Chris. While Chris's best and/or most popular content relied on levels of trolling to move things along. Chris also embraced his trolls and seemed to enjoy the attention. Ralph on the other hand doesn't require trolling at all. He actively creates his own enemies. All the Farms has to do is openly laugh and archive and its more than enough to let him lose his absolute shit.

The core difference between the two is something I've been considering for awhile:

Chris's story, at its core, is a tragedy. While there is a ton to laugh at, we all know which direction its going. Because of the autism and the family he was born into, it was relatively inevitable for Chris to wind up in a mental home or prison. Chris's life was always going to be filled with problems and a decline in mental health. Chris, up until Barb, tended to do hilarious things with tragic results.

Ralph on the other hand is a straight up comedy about a man doing tragic things. This is a man doing absolutely the most self-destructive and stupid shit but without any of the excuses Chris has. Sure, Ralph is white trash, but his mother had a degree and was by all evidence a decent accountant. Ralph himself is college educated and in the past has proven himself to be intelligent enough to hold a conversation. Ralph has had ample enough advantage to survive and have a decent life. To watch him actively reject that and try to become a celebrity through the dumbest means possible is like watching Zack Galafinakis unironically try to become a celebrity with just "Between Two Ferns". This is a man doing horrible things with hilarious results.

The two stories play out so well in opposition to each other and even intersect perfectly. You can't help but want to hope Chris gets help and becomes better, and you can't help but hope Ralph destroys more relationships and ruins his life more.
 
I mostly lurked for Chris content for about a year until the incident. Casually lurked on the Ralph subforum for a while.

Then shit got super wacky over the last few months and it was just too delicious not to make an account and participate in some casual AyyLawggin. The Gaytor "betrayal", the Jim debate, getting his snout beat in Portugal, the Bowling Tournament shitshow... the Ralphaspiral is accelerating too fast to not be here for the ride.
 
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