How did I almost die?

[Testacles Maximus]

I almost died two days ago. How? If you guess right, you win the thread, and I will personally dm null asking him to sing trololo at your next birthday party, you fat piece of shit.

 

[DankSmoker]

That’s always been the dream but no.

Well I guess you better start sharing your needles, you junked out dope fiend.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Near death by bunga bunga.

 

[Moths]

Death by snu snu

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Can I mark more than one answer? These people are giving me new perspective on the events that led to my downfall. Especially the buttrape thing.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Australian Bush Fires.

 

[DankSmoker]

Can I mark more than one answer? These people are giving me new perspective on the events that led to my downfall. Especially the buttrape thing.

Buttrape cant fell the likes of you.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Buttrape cant fell the likes of you.

It’s true. Many have tried but failed. Or should I say “butt failed”

 

[parsnip]

Did you see a tunnel with the light at the end? Did Jesus meet you there and tell you you're a faggot?

 

[Cyclonus]

Tragically callous neglect by public healthcare?

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Did you get AIDS by a guy named Kuz?

 

[Just A Butt]

If you guess right, you win the thread,

autoerotic asphyxiation

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Did you see a tunnel with the light at the end? Did Jesus meet you there and tell you you're a faggot?

Actually it was Bob Chandler. He did call me a faggot though.