How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[_Delirium]

Whomever invented the open office deserves a medal for killing productivity.

I love my job but the day they switch to open office I'm shooting up the workplace.

Anyways, people around me are also going insane. I'm so tired.

 

[Blamo2000]

I sure love the insultingly dystopian Code of Conduct training. Like none of this shit is applicable to my department, we never get gifts, even from our company, nor we would have any possibility of HR issues if we were still full remote. Also all the CEOs are basically best buddies, and like 4 companies own all the corporations anyway. But oh no, little drone don't insider trade.

Is this what the kids these days call a humiliation ritual?

 

[Super Guido]

I'm doin rad right now, because I'm about to finish transcribing a song I stopped transcribing two years ago. There was a specific part that was giving me trouble, so I dissected it note-by-note, compared it to another less detailed version of the same basic tune, and filled in the missing gaps.

Spoiler

It was the NES version of Maniac Mansion's title theme. That bit that comes right after one of the keyboard swipes is KILLER, and I still haven't gotten it completely correctly, but it's a hell of a lot better than it was back when I gave up.

 

[Otterly]

Also all the CEOs are basically best buddies, and like 4 companies own all the corporations anyway. But oh no, little drone don't insider trade.

Is this what the kids these days call a humiliation ritual?

One rule for them, and one for you.

 

[Getmeout]

HEALTH INSURANCE IS AMAZING THEY CAN JUST TAKE YOU PLACES??!?!?!?!

 

[Atticus Carpenter]

God I miss being a forklift driver.

I also miss a bit being a bus driver. While the freight was annoying as hell i worked with lots of nice people.

Now i'm studying hard for an exam that is due next week and i'm nervous as hell about it. But i know that if i fail i can just go back to being a bus driver. Old boss called me a couple of weeks ago asking me if i'm willing to go back. It should reassure me but now i doubt myself even more thinking that i will fuck it up since there is no consequence from it except all this time i wasted.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

But i know that if i fail i can just go back to being a bus driver.

After covid they hired just about anyone with a pulse, there were news stories about felons being bus drivers because they absolutely did not care.

 

[Halo Cipher]

I am very physically tired. I walked 10km yesterday and I slithered into my bed at 9pm. Still woke up tired which absolutely sucks. My body is looking real nice, though, which is the only reason I keep doing it.

Tattoo artist I have been dating wants something serious with me so now I have a boyfriend. He’s putting in some serious work hours lately so we don’t see each other often right now but that will change when he’s got his own shop going again soon. I’m looking forward to seeing how this unfolds. He’s not afraid to get his hands dirty to go where he wants to in life and neither am I, so I think there’s a good foundation. Fingers crossed.