How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Jonah Hill poster]

Shoveling even a relatively small amount of the large quantity but very light snow we've gotten has made me realize I need to do more cardio. Felt like I was recovering pretty well from whatever health shit's been bothering me, but I understand why snow shoveling makes people heart's explode.

Right now, I’m currently having a bout with the hiccups and looking into ways as to how to stop it. It absolutely has a lot to do with the cold weather.

What’s even worse is that where I live, tommorow night is expected to go down to 9 degrees.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Right now, I’m currently having a bout with the hiccups and looking into ways as to how to stop it. It absolutely has a lot to do with the cold weather.

What’s even worse is that where I live, tommorow night is expected to go down to 9 degrees.

We are currently sitting at 2 degrees, gonna be brutally cold the next week, maybe hovering around 0 below for overnight lows but the weather projections are all over the place, and below freezing until sometime next week, which is colder than normal for us. My heart and back and legs have been informing me that the endorphins I got from shoveling were filthy lies, and I seem to have some kind of stomach bug, but my car is clear for tomorrow and I cleared some of the snow from around the condo building as my good deed for the day.

 

[long waters]

I'm at peace with my halal thread; if I get a pink triangle, so be it.

I still haven't looked into it that much since the last time you posted in this thread, but you seem in a better state of mind so that's good.

I don't even know who you are or have looked for your thread but i am baffled how someone who is on KF as long as you are managed to get halal'd.

Seconding this.

 

[Banquet Meal]

I'm at peace with my halal thread; if I get a pink triangle, so be it.
I'll try to reply to @DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK'S questions into my halal before my thread and add it to my drafts. While I feel betrayed and it still stings that @AnOminous and other admins eh, cheer for my halal and consider me ugly af...I'm mature enough to roll with the punches and just not post so much?

Overall, I'm just awaiting for the inevitability of the well-deserved thread on the pedophile/art thief supporter/ massive faggot @MoeAnguish

i would just not say anything else for a while and let it blow over

 

[TotalNematodeDeath]

Stayed home yesterday and was worried about the weather today. Decided to go on an early gas station drive just to test the roads and god damn. My ass got stuck within 30 feet of my house, sitting in the middle of the road in my sedan sputtering. I got to the gas station and got even worse stuck on the way home. I live legit less than a quarter of a mile from this gas station. I will not be going to work today kek but at least I got an energy drink.

 

[JustStopDude]

The boomer fart decides we will meet in the lobby at 6am. No idea why because the engineers we have to work with on this site don't start their day until 8am and they have meetings until 9am. There is literally no point in showing up early other than to waste billable hours.

I'm watching him shovel the slop this hotel provides as breakfast. Seriously, this guy has the same diet as my kid would have if me and the wife let our kid pick his own meals.

Boomer "So have you let the site guys know we are here?"

"You're the PM on this job Bill. You have made a big deal that project is your baby and everything goes through you. So no, I haven't talked to them at all"

"Well, we shouldn't leave until we talk to them"

"Okay. I'm going back to my room"

He proceeds to act like a petulant child that I don't want to sit in the fucking lobby for two hours, if we are lucky. I know, if I was still down there, he would just decide for us to go to site, so we can stand outside of a drive room for two hours in the cold, and then later flip out at me for charging these guys wait time.

I don't know how many fucking times I have had to tell this boomer that is field guys are hourly and he can't just give away the time of field guys.

I can understand him having a masochistic, retarded notion that he should give away his time to customers to win jobs. I get that. He is salary and for some reason, he likes to boast about how much time he gives away. What I cannot fathom is how he hasn't picked up that management actually hates that he does this.

Customers don't even react to him doing this. That is what is really moronic.

The boomer hates me. Like he gets infuriated that I take lunch instead of eating potato chips in the drive room like he wants to. He bitches and moans that whenever he wants to do a site visit, I'm attached.

He literally hasn't caught on that management intentionally puts me on his jobs to make sure we actually get paid for the work we do because the younger field guys just give up trying to argue with the guy.

I really do not understand people like this boomer.

 

[Motherf*cker]

>Be me
>Goes to enjoy snow with dog
>Dog gets excited and jumps into face
>Gets knocked in the nose
>Swears like a banshee for a couple minutes
>No blood. Yay
>Plays with dog
>Slight concussion
>Days later develops a black eye
>Goes to DV site to find out how to cover up this shit
>No luck

Bitches are hoarding all the best info. How do I makeup?

 

[Banquet Meal]

>Be me
>Goes to enjoy snow with dog
>Dog gets excited and jumps into face
>Gets knocked in the nose
>Swears like a banshee for a couple minutes
>No blood. Yay
>Plays with dog
>Slight concussion
>Days later develops a black eye
>Goes to DV site to find out how to cover up this shit
>No luck

Bitches are hoarding all the best info. How do I makeup?

oh god, that would suck. that said, estee lauder has some good concealers, but idk. a black eye isnt something easy to hide, i guess.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

I believe things may change now. I will begin an online course which will last 2.5 years and there is a meagre job opportunity, but a job opportunity nonetheless. I want to express gratitude and happiness, yet there seems to be something holding me back. I'm not quite sure if it is the "feedback loop" of my routine and I want something new or something else. Perhaps.
Whatever it is, I'm looking positively at the change.

 

[Motherf*cker]

oh god, that would suck. that said, estee lauder has some good concealers, but idk. a black eye isnt something easy to hide, i guess.

I wonder, is there some weird colour to offset it? It's not too bad, only straight on. Ah well, I'm rocking my black eye today.

 

[piombo]

post-hurricane harry post

to clear some worries up, made things stew up for a few days and then went back to see how they were
the expected news is that the road's still fucked up, and there's lots of orange to see right now

Spoiler: pics and vids of the post-disaster damages

but thankfully even with these damages, the worst that has had happened is this road closing down and that's it, no dead and even if still a bit sandy and roughened up most small businesses reopened a while ago, never kill yourself and it always gets better, have some cats

 

[PetiteFeet]

I'm not doing very well, truth be told. I slept for majority of today. Been feeling upset and I want to blame it on my biology, but deep down I know it's from self-hatred and that I'm about to have another downwards spiral over the next few days.
I don't feel an urge to watch any of the things I usually watch, nor do I feel an urge to play games. I just want to sleep, even when I'm not tired.
Sleeping is easier than distracting myself because I can't keep focus on anything.

I feel guilty towards my dog because of these patterns of behaviour. Yesterday was our 10 year anniversary since I got her. I can't tell if it's all in my head, or if she's becoming a senior dog, physically and mentally. I've decided to try and tell myself that it's just me being neurotic and anxious.

Being kind to myself is difficult, I want to scream at myself so I have an excuse to feel upset.
Can someone just unplug my brain from my meat suit, please?

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I don't even know who you are or have looked for your thread but i am baffled how someone who is on KF as long as you are managed to get halal'd. I say this as someone who has been retarded enough to post pics of himself a couple of pages back while too fucked up to know better and being on the site for around 4 years (counting the time of my old account and the year i lurked before i've registered). I feel once again vindicated in being firm on not having any online presence outside of KF.

Edit: Nevermind, i already posted quality kahntent in your thread before i knew you were a KF member. Damn, girl.

Um, I think it's a combination of annoying the admins like vertexwindi and Null and simply because I'm not that good at making threads overall.
You're wiser than me.

I still haven't looked into it that much since the last time you posted in this thread, but you seem in a better state of mind so that's good.


Seconding this.

Why thanks!!
I'll try to do so.

Oh, I'm learning about bullet journaling since I sadly missed the library event for it. So, my solution is to try to do it myself to compensate.

 

[Banquet Meal]

i am really excited that the mortuary assistant movie is coming out on the 13th...i know its gay to be THAT excited over a movie stemming from a video game, but idc. my kid and i have beaten the game on the scariest haunt level, and got all of the achievements, so this is going to be awesome and he is as excited as i am. i LOVE half assed scary games so much, and this was definitely one of my favorites of all time

 

[PetiteFeet]

mortuary assistant movie is coming out on the 13th

I wasn't even aware they were making a movie out of it. Indie/fan project or actual movie?
I really like that game, I don't think the jumpscares are super cheap unlike majority of jumpscare centred games and the story is interesting, particularly the guy you work for. I'm still stuck in a weird wiccan/occult phase of my life but never made much of it, aside from being interested in the occult, so a game based on true stories of demonic possession etc is peak.
Plus the mimic is really cute. He's just a lil' guy, it's not even his birthday.

 

[Banquet Meal]

I wasn't even aware they were making a movie out of it. Indie/fan project or actual movie?
I really like that game, I don't think the jumpscares are super cheap unlike majority of jumpscare centred games and the story is interesting, particularly the guy you work for. I'm still stuck in a weird wiccan/occult phase of my life but never made much of it, aside from being interested in the occult, so a game based on true stories of demonic possession etc is peak.
Plus the mimic is really cute. He's just a lil' guy, it's not even his birthday.
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its an actual movie being released in amc theaters!! i am SO excited. when it 1st came out, i was honestly too scared to play it, and then finally i was like fuck it, im going to get through this game. i really like the jumpscares..unfortunately im used to them now, because i had to play the game several times to get all the endings, but the 1st few times were excellent. i also finally got all the special holiday bodies, except for the valentines day one which is coming up in april that being said though, i dont think its high budget enough to have a cool popcorn bucket or anything, which is like the one time i would pay extra for one.
im disappointed that i didnt think to get a screenshot of the mimic wearing a santa hat during christmas too.


its also being released on some movie tv thing too, i think

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

The cats have fleas, so we have to try and deal with that. We've given them a dish-soap bath last night, but because of how the little shits are we'll probably have to wash them again. Then there's doing all the laundry in the house, I don't know what to do for my stuffed animals(Toss them in one of those laundry bags I'm assuming and chuck 'em in?)

Obviously we'll get proper flea meds for the fuckers soon. But until then it's all out war. And baths that make you realize your cat is 90% fucking hair.

 

[PetiteFeet]

mimic wearing a santa hat

That sounds hilariously cute. Yeah the jumpscares get kinda boring once you know them all, but I still think they're kinda cute especially the one that is peeking through the door.

I don't know what to do for my stuffed animals(Toss them in one of those laundry bags I'm assuming and chuck 'em in?)

Internet says to dust your stuffies with diatomaceous earth and it should solve it. I've thankfully never had a flea infestation so I can't really help. Good luck with bathing the kitties.

 

[corvuscorax]

I'm not doing very well, truth be told. I slept for majority of today. Been feeling upset and I want to blame it on my biology, but deep down I know it's from self-hatred and that I'm about to have another downwards spiral over the next few days.
I don't feel an urge to watch any of the things I usually watch, nor do I feel an urge to play games. I just want to sleep, even when I'm not tired.
Sleeping is easier than distracting myself because I can't keep focus on anything.

I feel guilty towards my dog because of these patterns of behaviour. Yesterday was our 10 year anniversary since I got her. I can't tell if it's all in my head, or if she's becoming a senior dog, physically and mentally. I've decided to try and tell myself that it's just me being neurotic and anxious.

Being kind to myself is difficult, I want to scream at myself so I have an excuse to feel upset.
Can someone just unplug my brain from my meat suit, please?

 

[Myra]

For days I have been running a steady drip from my shower head to prevent the pipes from freezing. The constant sound is starting to get to me and it feels like some kind of Chinese water torture. I'm hesitant to shut the bathroom door in case for whatever reason the drip stops and I don't catch it.