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I went over a friend's earlier and we watched 28 Years Later with his woman (pretty good movie but he warned me about the final few minutes and I agreed that the shift in tone cheapened the events of what I thought was otherwise a pretty decent flick or that's how I expressed it anyway, I hated that "fun" ending a lot) passed a bong around (I never smoke aside from when I'm visiting them, I've slowed down a lot with age and smoking by myself is just a waste of money and time), and his three year old is watching it with us because she didn't want to join her two older sisters outside in the cold. Her vocabulary is growing so rapidly, every time I drop by she's speaking longer and more articulate sentences. She didn't seem too frightened by the movie, she mostly just exclaimed a lot. And just chatting with her always improves my mood exponentially. She wanted me, and only me, to help her put on a pair of jellies one time.
 
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It's been cold and dry where I'm at (not as cold as the rest of the country, but cold for my weak-ass) for a few weeks now, and while I have nice central heating in my apartment, the dry air is really fucking with me. I wanna whine about it, but most of it is me being too lazy to adapt. But at least the rain and mild temperatures are supposed to finally return midweek. I need my RAIN dammit! (No snow or ice plz tho.)
 
It’s been 3 months now and I’m fairly convinced she might be The One ™️

Snowed TF in with a foot+ of snow, but it’s warm inside and I’ve got KF shitposting to keep me occupied.

Hoping all of my fellow kiwis affected by this weather are all safe and warm.
 
I’m bleeding and it won’t stop

I don’t mean this in the “I’m going to die” way but I’ve got this one spot on my face that if I nick it shaving it won’t stop and it’s been like a solid 2 hours

I used to just cover it up with a tissue but once I fell asleep and rolled over and I looked like I got murdered in the morning

Anyway if one of you niggas know a technique please tell me because I can’t find my coagulant in my medkit and I am very eepy (again to be clear, not from exsanguination)
 
Fields Of Rye said:
Anyway if one of you niggas know a technique please tell me because I can’t find my coagulant in my medkit and I am very eepy (again to be clear, not from exsanguination)
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Covering it up aggressively (pressing it with a lot of towel) + positioning the wound upwards, until it stops; could take an hour at most.

If not shaving is an option, don't shave. You can also trim with scissors.
 
Dieter Laser said:
It’s been 3 months now and I’m fairly convinced she might be The One ™️
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Hahahahahahahahahah!!
Oh, man! Hahahah! Three months, wow!
Have you even had an actual argument or difference of opinion yet? Ah, that's so sweet.

Anyway, I continue being a lazy asshole and I haven't exercised at all, but I'm still doing my 'mental' resolution, so I guess I should still be grateful for small victories.
 
AnOminous said:
boat-tailed grackle.
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Oh that’s pretty.
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I'm not going to name it, that would mean keeping it. I just want this bird to LEAVE!
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Have you tried asking it nicely? Perhaps make it feel awkward? Serving papers? Or have you tried just physically catching it with your hands? I regularly have to get birds out of my greenhouse and with a bit of patience I can always just catch them with my hands.
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Cats are chaos.
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My floor is covered in chewed up cardboard from the buggers playing with a box all night.
 
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Core Theorist said:
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Hahahahahahahahahah!!
Oh, man! Hahahah! Three months, wow!
Have you even had an actual argument or difference of opinion yet? Ah, that's so sweet.
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We have, as I’ve known her for much longer than this but I appreciate your optimism.
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Core Theorist said:
Anyway, I continue being a lazy asshole and I haven't exercised at all, but I'm still doing my 'mental' resolution, so I guess I should still be grateful for small victories.
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The hardest part of an exercise resolution is going. You’ve got this. Just gotta make it part of your routine even if it’s only once a week or whatever to start.

I struggle with it too but I just gotta try. It’s worth it in the end.
 
Motherf*cker said:
I don't know, guys get uppity about retarded shit and it made him assmad that the handle spun.
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why is he such a goddamn ASSHOLE?? how in hell do you tolerate this, im not even you and i feel absolutely livid over what a dickbag this man is and how he treats you :/
take that pan and throw it in the sink, and tell him to get fucked. that cannot be good for your dad or your mom...just kick his ass out. you dont even need a plan, because hes not paying for anything. just make his ass leave.

dont let a man treat you so badly. and if he wants to be a bitch about it, go to the courthouse and get a formal eviction notice, and tell him to leave..or the next time he starts up, call the cops and get him arrested or something.
i would round up all of his shit and put it outside, and tell him to get out, and to never come back. hes using you and your parents because he wants to be a no good bum loser, and you will be so much better off without him.
 
I am this close to just grinding down the rest of my pain pills and snorting them in a gigantic line because my back is fucking me over so badly today. Woke up from the pain, tried to go back to sleep , tossed around for two hours, probably making the back pain worse, couldn't go back to sleep. Popped two pills, they did nothing. Doc said i can go to up to eight per day of these but it doesn't feel like they do much at all these past days. I feel like the dumbest motherfucker on the planet right now because i told the doctor on my last appointment i don't want a script for opioids again. This is what trying to be a responsible, non-junkie adult nets me. Fuck this, fuck me.

Got my next appointment on Thursday, i hope i will be able to go there on my own, i don't think i could make it if it were today. I am gonna be even more retarded now and exercise.
 
Banquet Meal said:
arent you on some super low dose of something?
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That is by choice and not on Dr.'s orders. Already had days were i took no painkillers at all. I am, after all, a big man ™️ who needs to fight through the pain instead of listening to what these pesky doctors say :story:

I think what made the pain flare up so badly today was that due to my messed up sleep in the last couple of days i half-assed my training and was pretty much lazing around in bed all day apart from the very little exercise i did. Already feeling a bit better now after half an hour of training, or maybe it's the pills kicking in.
 
The month is almost over and I feel like I haven't accomplished as much as I wanted to. I did get some things done that had been bothering me for a while, but it feels like it's not enough. Most annoying part is I have no real long-term plans for the future, especially regarding career and relationship goals. Perhaps I should just lock in on other personal goals instead of seething in frustration about the other two.
 
I felt a cold sore coming on for the first time in years and after the trauma of getting a cold sore every winter growing up, I made the wise choice to rip my lip open right where I felt the sore coming on. Now my lip is…well, ripped open, and the scar hurts like hell. I would laugh at how stupid I am but it hurts to smile.
Still better than having a cold sore.
 
long waters said:
The month is almost over and I feel like I haven't accomplished as much as I wanted to. I did get some things done that had been bothering me for a while, but it feels like it's not enough. Most annoying part is I have no real long-term plans for the future, especially regarding career and relationship goals. Perhaps I should just lock in on other personal goals instead of seething in frustration about the other two.
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My advice when you’re worried about the future is to take it five minutes at a time. It’ll take a while but soon you’ll naturally gravitate towards your bigger goals without even realizing it.
 
The temp at work got invited to a dialogue about a new position in our old office. The guy who invited her has zero experience with her, so I think it's quite literally just cause she's already in the system. I genuinely think every single person involved would be better off if I got that job and she gets my current position. The only issue is that I had Tuesday alone with her at the office, but now a snow storm is threatening to close the roads, robbing me of the chance to hint that we could swap roles.
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My advice when you’re worried about the future is to take it five minutes at a time. It’ll take a while but soon you’ll naturally gravitate towards your bigger goals without even realizing it.
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Easier said than done. I like to take one day at a time but the variable of whether I feel inches from unemployment is enough to completely topple that. One day at a time, meet at work, feel up for it and ready- one comment and I go "oh right I was threatened with getting fired not a week ago". I stand to gain absolutely nothing by simmering over a talk I had a week prior but what's the alternative? Going "oh well", trying to improve and see where things lead? Lunacy.
 
I was nicotine free for about half a year, caved for about 2 weeks, now I'm off again. Tossed my cigs and shit last night. I don't expect the withdrawals to be as bad as the first time but I still woke up annoyed. Who's the idiot that threw away my stuff? That was dumb of them. :mad:
 
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