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There is a goddamn bird in my house, what the fuck, FUCK THIS SHIT. GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING BIRD.

God I hate birds (other than corvids who I love). Why is there this bird in this fucking house, how do I get rid of it, it's a FUCKING BIRD. FUCK YOU BIRD JUST LEAVE.
 
Mop_Bucket said:
The stress has given me high blood pressure, I've gained weight, I have stress induced IBS now because of all of this. I sent my resume to one of our competitors and within two days they're desperate to hire me. 10% above what I earn now, a step down from regional, meaning less responsibility, all my benefits day one. The only catch is I need to move, but I'm so over this I'm happy to do it.
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Sounds like it's a big change for the better!
 
Without exposing myself too much, I've got neighbors that literally own three vehicles (two big cars and a truck), live in a decently-sized home for what I could only assume is a family of five or six people, and act like absolute niggers. I've looked at them in the eyes before, and they're not Black. Hell, they could pass as "normal."
They play loud music, specially nigger/wigger music, yell at each other constantly, and their dogs bark non-stop because, guess what, they are not allowed to go outside. They stay in their homes, forever. Surely that would break a law or two, but the police-people are just people wearing a costume.
 
Looks like I'll be able to look at the room tomorrow which is good, everything seems fine but the pictures show it having a carpet with a vibe that makes me think the 80's will call and ask for the room back so they can turn it into a sex dungeon man cave. But being there I'll be able to half my expenses and rebuild my credit and start saving up for a down payment on a house eventually.
 
Girlfriend is preparing dinner and i am hearing her shout stuff like "Motherfucker!" "Noooo!" "I hate my life!" for the last five minutes, not sure if i have the balls to go check what's happened :story:
Banquet Meal said:
oh no! migraines are the worst...have you tried taking sudafed??
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I am so happy my country made naratriptane OTC a couple of years ago. Costs an arm and a leg for five pills but i used to get migraines (with aura and everything) that floored me for days and previously only neurologists could prescribe triptanes, was a giant hassle because good luck getting an appointment at a neurologist's in under 6 months time in this godforsaken country.
 
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TotalNematodeDeath said:
unny about the sudafed, it gives me an opiate like reaction so I can't take it lol.
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yeah, it can knock you out for sure. i found that out the hard way, i think i slept almost an entire day!
Otterly said:
I’ve had a really stressful week, husband away working in the week, so all the running around after the kids plus work plus stuff.
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oh that sucks...i hate it when my husband is gone....i get bored easily, and although my kids are great company, its just not the same! it sounds like you are really stressed though, i hope you can get a break somehow, maybe go do something fun??
Motherf*cker said:
I have to cut off the flap of skin and I'm not looking forward to it. My exposed fingertips felt so extra cold and getting purple and tingly not being in my gloves that I was worried about frostbite but fortunately my hand didn't sting
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oh that SUCKS! is it the webbing between your thumb and index finger?? ouch.
one time, my husband was putting a new bathtub in, it was at this old run down house were in at the time..and he had thrown this board down that had a huge rusty nail sticking out of it, and i came along and stepped on it, and the damn nail went right through my shoe, into my foot!

i just knew i was going to die of lockjaw or whatever..anyway, 4 months later, i felt something on my foot, and oddly enough...a piece of the shoe sole popped out of the scarred area on my foot. idk why i had to share this story, but i did. i think its a southern thing, having to add a story to pretty much any interaction ;)

the weather is once again boring and sunny....and its not even that cold. i hate how boring this place is. all mountains and sunshine....no storms or rain. im so glad we will be gone from here sooner than later. idk how people live with constant sunshine and no stormy weather or anything.
 
AnOminous said:
There is a goddamn bird in my house, what the fuck, FUCK THIS SHIT. GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING BIRD.

God I hate birds (other than corvids who I love). Why is there this bird in this fucking house, how do I get rid of it, it's a FUCKING BIRD. FUCK YOU BIRD JUST LEAVE.
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I would like to meet this bird.
 
Otterly said:
Does it work? What stage do you need to take them at ?
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The second you feel an attack coming on, it does fuck all for me if the migraine is already "peaking". Since i get migraines with aura it's very easy for me to tell when i have to take a pill, as soon as i notice the vision in my left eye dimming and the lightspots/bars appear i take the triptan and after about 30 minutes i am good again, vision is back to normal and i only have a very mild headache instead of the full-blown "I want to kill myself now, preferably in a very dark room" migraine headache. I used to take sumatriptan when i was still seeing a neurologist regularly, it worked equally as well but is prescription only here.

Edit to add: I only get migraines once in a blue moon these days, last year i had maybe three total. I am convinced it is lasting damage from taking psychiatric medication for a prolonged amount of time when i was younger.

Just found a cool picture on Wikipedia that illustrates the migraine aura i get, sans the lightspots/bars of light:
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I have to take the Naratriptan when my vision starts to look like the upper picture if i want it to work. If i don't take it at that stage it slowly progresses to the state of the lower picture, over the course of half an hour to an hour. Then my vision slowly comes back and the pain starts, hard.
 
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The Feline Solution 2 said:
Girlfriend is preparing dinner and i am hearing her shout stuff like "Motherfucker!" "Noooo!" "I hate my life!" for the last five minutes, not sure if i have the balls to go check what's happened :story:
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She just tried to 10x the flavour but quickly found out that it's fucking rigged bro, Evil Eddie already sent his rats to raid the spice rack!
 
long waters said:
She just tried to 10x the flavour but quickly found out that it's fucking rigged bro, Evil Eddie already sent his rats to raid the spice rack!
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She actually managed to throw half of the ingredients in the pan BEHIND the fucking stove while tossing the pasta sauce she was preparing, quite the feat regarding how my kitchen/the stove is set up :story:
 
AnOminous said:
This bird sucks. I hate this fucking bird. I open a window, letting in blasts of freezing cold air. Does the bird fly out that window? No, of course not, it instead repeatedly flies headfirst at a closed window. Fucking birds, man.
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If it isn't dead or concussed and blacked out, get a net or a colander and a lid of some sort.
Silly bird.
 
AnOminous said:
This bird sucks. I hate this fucking bird. I open a window, letting in blasts of freezing cold air. Does the bird fly out that window? No, of course not, it instead repeatedly flies headfirst at a closed window. Fucking birds, man.
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My parents had two bats come into their house ages ago. Two different times, one they ended up killing by accident and it took them like 5 hours just to do that. Then, The other time they had to call animal control because it was stuck in the house for 12 hours.
 
AnOminous said:
This bird sucks. I hate this fucking bird. I open a window, letting in blasts of freezing cold air. Does the bird fly out that window? No, of course not, it instead repeatedly flies headfirst at a closed window. Fucking birds, man.
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Congrats on being chosen by the bird distribution program.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
The second you feel an attack coming on, it does fuck all for me if the migraine is already "peaking". Since i get migraines with aura it's very easy for me to tell when i have to take a pill, as soon as i notice the vision in my left eye dimming and the lightspots/bars appear i take the triptan and after about 30 minutes i am good again, vision is back to normal and i only have a very mild headache instead of the full-blown "I want to kill myself now, preferably in a very dark room" migraine headache. I used to take sumatriptan when i was still seeing a neurologist regularly, it worked equally as well but is prescription only here.

Edit to add: I only get migraines once in a blue moon these days, last year i had maybe three total. I am convinced it is lasting damage from taking psychiatric medication for a prolonged amount of time when i was younger.

Just found a cool picture on Wikipedia that illustrates the migraine aura i get, sans the lightspots/bars of light:
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I have to take the Naratriptan when my vision starts to look like the upper picture if i want it to work. If i don't take it at that stage it slowly progresses to the state of the lower picture, over the course of half an hour to an hour. Then my vision slowly comes back and the pain starts, hard.
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I know a lot of people from over the course of my life who claim to get migraines and frankly most of them don't understand the difference between them and a normal headache. The vision going fucky thing was always so weird, I'd lose the ability to focus my eyes at all and feel a weird trailing numbness start at my pinky and travel across my hand and then up my arm. I get really bad headaches sure but the few migraines I've had were just so overwhelming. Sorry to hear you're going through it right now, shit fucking blows.
 
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