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Maybe that's what all the AI server hardware is really for. AI powered KiwiFarms Dating/Matchmaking services!
I made the post as a complete joke, but now I'm genuinely curious to see an AI start matching together KF members. Probably better that question goes unanswered, there'd be a lot of seething towards whoever the AI matched with Lidl lol.
 
Was doing legs/core in my home gym garage 90 minutes ago, got to abs and decided to do that ab roller wheel thing and cracked my fucking skull on the concrete floor. Fuck my stupid nigger chud life.

Thankfully its just a bruise, I went to urgent care immediately and they did a few neuro tests and said it looks fine and just to watch if anything happens, but I'm good to sleep and all of that. Pain is around a 1 or 2 so I think I'm fine, thank God.

Also thank god for TRICARE lmao. Unemployed as fuck, and I'm not sure how true the rumors are of how hard the healthcare system rapes you, but it also was just a simple doctors appointment.

Also I told my mom and my buddy and theyre both sperging the fuck out despite the doctor saying im fine and i am most likely not concussed which is kinda retarded but i guess thats fine lol
 
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This country, or just my city, is such a joke :story:

Went to my coaching gig, introduce myself, qt 3.14 20-something tells me "Oh great, orientation starts in 10 minutes", my brain already going "FUCK! Hope this won't be an hour of boring bullshit, i am not here for that", she eventually herds me and four others in a room, we sign a form, she tells us about what they offer yadda yadda. After five minutes she goes "Well, and that's it, we will call you early next year". I say, eyebrow already raised, "Next year?" "Yeah, well, Jobcentre is overcrowding us with clients, we have no room for new clients right now". I zip up my jacket and say in the broad dialect of my city a phrase that's along the lines of "Well, this was short but enjoyable" (can't really translate "Kurzes Vergnügen, wa?" into english and get the intended meaning) and just leave. Standing in front of the elevator i realize how autistic/rude this just leaving without practically a word was, i pop back in and ask "I can go home now, right?" while laughing, she laughs and tells me yeah, i am free to go.

All in all the programme sounds nice but i doubt this will lead to gainful employment down the line. Which i already counted on, but it's alright, i still got so much saved up they don't know about and i always find a way to make money somehow.
I've read that cats liven up after having bad teeth pulled so maybe she'll become a snugglebug which would be nice
Mine was already pretty docile so i can't really say if she got even more affectionate after her dental work. She needed three teeth pulled back then, noticed way too late that she had dental problems because cats and their retarded way of not showing their pain if it's not close to lethal. I hope everything works out with your cat.
 
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Got my kitty home from surgery. She's wobbling around, not making a sound, not keeping eye contact, ate a bunch but looks like a zombie. It's triggering my healthcare/hospital/needle nausea and it sucks cause I wanna be there for her but she comes waddling and my eyes start flickering. :(
Ive come to think that if you haven't figured your stuff out, once you get past a certain age, you are just fucked, metaphorically speaking. All the good people usually have settled down by now and have a family; or at the very least have some kind of social network and aren't cluelessly wandering around. So what does that leave you? Hedonistic fuckers who spent their 20s whoring around, and other weirdo fuck ups like you
"Bro it's so easy to make friends lol, you just gotta be open and welcoming. Oh me? I've been in my friend group's discord for 8 years and my gf invites in new people now and then. It's so easy bro just say hi to people haha. Yea we met on tinder in the first month when it was still a viable dating platform, but it's still easy! Just be fun on Tinder haha bro". Like being told it's easy to find a job by a tech bro who hasn't needed to apply for a job in his life. "It's easy. How is it done? idk but you're doing it wrong, clearly".

Dunno what bishes you talk with in there or even how did you came to the conclusion
Idk, the three chicks who specifically got very vocal once I mentioned I had one and was like "Lounging and playing with the puss lol" and they'd reply with exactly the kind of 'flirt' you'd expect. I mean, pets are like rings on married men. You're verified, tested and approved. And pets are easy to replace since they're not even on the same set of tracks as a romantic partner.
 
Cautiously optimistic that I'm almost over this sinus/throat cold. Fak, that means I need to finally clean when I get home from work today.
 
Been feeling extremely lonely, and mentally unwell to a point I've had to go and get meds adjusted due to a near psychotic break at work. I tried to talk to some "friends" about it and was just told I should be happy to be breathing because other people have it harder. Ironic coming from a rich tranny but what the fuck did I expect. Im so tired man, sometimes I just feel like isolating myself on the other side of the planet and becoming a hermit to save myself the trouble.
 
Got my kitty home from surgery. She's wobbling around, not making a sound, not keeping eye contact, ate a bunch but looks like a zombie. It's triggering my healthcare/hospital/needle nausea and it sucks cause I wanna be there for her but she comes waddling and my eyes start flickering. :(
Go take a nap with her, even if it ruins your sleep for the night. Then you won't have to look at her wobbling AND she feels your closeness. She'll be better once the anesthetic wears off proper.
Been feeling extremely lonely, and mentally unwell to a point I've had to go and get meds adjusted due to a near psychotic break at work. I tried to talk to some "friends" about it and was just told I should be happy to be breathing because other people have it harder. Ironic coming from a rich tranny but what the fuck did I expect. Im so tired man, sometimes I just feel like isolating myself on the other side of the planet and becoming a hermit to save myself the trouble.
Sounds like you need better friends/acquaintances. Do you have any online buddies you can shoot the shit with for a few hours over a multiplayer game?
 
I have just accepted I will die alone. And that's okay. As long as I'm not in pain and I don't have any people I care about that will grieve me.
Kind of same, but I'm still holding out some hope.

I tried to talk to some "friends" about it and was just told I should be happy to be breathing because other people have it harder.
Has there ever been a more useless statement? It doesn't help your problems, and it doesn't help those other people's problems either. Is it supposed to make you feel too guilty to feel bad? It doesn't seem like something a friend should do.
 
Are the jobcenters in Germany just as weirdly and uncomfortably sterile and bland yet slightly uncanny or composed of old school buildings with fake plants and weird abstract paintings everywhere as in Scandinavia? Or do they feel slightly welcoming?
Nah, pretty much like you describe. Add in some noxious wet doormat smell in the whole building. Though instead of the abstract paintings it's all motivational posters and shit that just look very, very depressing.
 
Though instead of the abstract paintings it's all motivational posters and shit that just look very, very depressing.
Good lord, if that was the case here, I'd fucking kill everyone in the room and then myself.

My previous job had a poster that read "Optimism is the recipe for greatness" or some shit and another that read "Doing it fast is good but doing it together is best" and I had the worst internal cringe reaction ever.

At something as soul-crushing as a jobcenter, it sounds like an open invitation to deep-throating a shotgun.
 
My previous job had a poster that read "Optimism is the recipe for greatness" or some shit and another that read "Doing it fast is good but doing it together is best" and I had the worst internal cringe reaction ever.
That's the exact kind of posters that hang in my Jobcenter :story: The ones where you can't help but dying a little inside when you actually bother to read the slogans.
and was just told I should be happy to be breathing because other people have it harder
That's close to fighting words, i swear. I am not even ashamed to admit that when i'm down bad i absolutely give zero fucks about anyone else but me and my personal suffering. Oh really, some cunt suffers worse than i do? I would've never guessed.
 
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I got what I think is good news job-wise today. I'm being moved to a larger group, by request of the larger group's head. It'll put me a level "up," by which I mean one less step down from “the power,” and it will mean that whatever I'm doing will be across a broader universe. But I don't know what I'll be doing, don't know the broader plan...and I have heard nothing of "promotion" or "pay increase." The worst, though, atm, is that my manager told me about it today but also has no idea of what I'm to be doing, so I have to wait for his manager (whose peer I will report to), to reach out to discuss more. I am NOT good with unsatisfied curiosity!

Kind of derailed my PTO day - which I'd actually forgotten about so started working at 7 am, doh. But now am formally offline yet want to be online in case my manager 's manager has a moment and wants to talk. :-/

Also, why does typing "manager 's" without the space render this: j渲΀Z. Been seeing that kind of thing - random stuff or just disappeared words - a lot lately. Probably stupid Microsoft phone keyboard hijinx but it's irritating.
 
Aaaaaand I have been hit with multiple instances of bad news today. Happy Monday to me. I hope my Kiwi Secret Santa is a recipe for something quick and painless.
 
I've been transferring my journal to a hyperlinked PDF format where I can very quickly navigate a year's entries instead of having to navigate a file directory.

Seeing old journal entries from my college days is makinng me cringe to death at what a whiny bitch I was.

Edit: Hey I found an entry where an (engaged) pretty girl said I was smart and acted a little twitterpated

Edit: "Thursday, June 18, 2025: I encounter a Black man while flying my drone at [REDACTED]"
WTF
I got to September 2021.
The amount of sheer concentrated faggotry that happened in that month made me want to crawl into my skin like a turtle in a shell.
AI that I fed it to described it as two passive-aggressive insecure faggots acting like jilted lovers.
 
I can't shake this feeling that I'm falling behind in life to everyone in my family.
 
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It's way early where I'm at. The hotel i'm in reeks so badly of mold it woke me up. The abandoned hotel next to my holiday inn express is somehow more lit up then where I am staying. I'm on the 3rd floor but can't take the elevator down because some asshole smashed out the elevator call button.

I'm in Texas to recommission equipment that was spectacularly blown up five months ago (it made the national news). I hate doing contractor work for this company. They are insanely unsafe

I am dealing with a coworker I have never done work with before. I can already tell he is going to be a handful as he spent the entire time at dinner bitching about random things to me. Literally at one point he was bitching at me that "the problem with you engineers is you never shut up and think you know everything".

I had literally said maybe five words since I picked him up at the airport by that point.

I got a week of this shit before I move onto the next site.
 
Welp, in about a month we're gonna be one man down like we've been expecting from the start. Week ago I was asking my boss if they found someone to replace them and got "IDK, maybe we'll have to work more for some time". You had 5 FUCKING MONTHS AND YOU JUST WENT WITH IT?! Like I needed another proof this place goes to shit.
 
Had my debit card info stolen over the weekend but thankfully the bank caught it and wouldn't you know that at the same time I get a letter saying the hospital system I use got hacked and personal info was stolen. Hate having to give my info out to so many places knowing they can't defend it.
 
Woke up at 3, tossed and turned and couldn't get comfortable or sleepy for 2.5 hours...when it's time to get up. Dang it.
 
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