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Okay, I was asked to bring a dessert for Thanksgiving and made a pumpkin version of my favorite, tiramisu. People liked it quite a lot :) I was worried I would fuck it up and it would suck.

It was a pain in the ass to get the cats to leave me alone though, since I had a bunch of dairy products out. I had to pick them up and put them down every 30 seconds it felt like.
 
Had to wash diarrhea off one of the dogs. He's retarded and kinda OCD, he HAS to poop in a very specific way and refuses to go any other way. At least he's cute.
Hope everyone else is having a less shitty Saturday.
 
WASR96 said:
Hah, I wish, then I wouldn't be in a broken and sick body. Nah, a power port is something they put in your chest and put a line in when you go inpatient so they can easily give you meds and chemo instead of poking your arm every time they need to start an IV. Mine tried to kill me and I refused to let them put another one in, so I thankfully just had a picc line for the rest of my visits.
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We need to get a fund raiser to make you the six million gold piece kiwi and get you fighting crime. Man... you have my prayers, brother.
 
Wraithdolf the White said:
We need to get a fund raiser to make you the six million gold piece kiwi and get you fighting crime. Man... you have my prayers, brother.
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If the Farms wants to fund replacing my entire body with advanced cybernetics and uploading my consious out of my dying brain then hell yeah, I'm down for being the KF enforcer. I'll gladly go snap the necks of LFJ and his associates. Dunno what to do about Greer though. I know it must be a pain for Null to continue to waste money on that frivolous lawsuit, but I think quite a few people would be upset with me dispatching their cow. Maybe breaking his legs to scare him into dropping his lawsuit and agreeing to finally pay his reparations to the site.
 
WASR96 said:
If the Farms wants to fund replacing my entire body with advanced cybernetics and uploading my consious out of my dying brain then hell yeah, I'm down for being the KF enforcer. I'll gladly go snap the necks of LFJ and his associates. Dunno what to do about Greer though. I know it must be a pain for Null to continue to waste money on that frivolous lawsuit, but I think quite a few people would be upset with me dispatching their cow. Maybe breaking his legs to scare him into dropping his lawsuit and agreeing to finally pay his reparations to the site.
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If you are going to be the Kiwi Farms Robocop, my suggestion would be to head out to Utah and give those judges in the Greer case a good scare. Might light a fire under their asses, metaphorically, to actually fucking do something.
 
obsdj said:
If you are going to be the Kiwi Farms Robocop, my suggestion would be to head out to Utah and give those judges in the Greer case a good scare. Might light a fire under their asses, metaphorically, to actually fucking do something.
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Yeah they could probably use a little sit down chat as well. Utah is fucking weird, was there for work once and they won't serve you beer unless you order food with it. Not sure if it was just that county, or how many other places are like that, but I wasn't hungry or amused with that rule. I ordered food for my driver and just slid it to him while I had my drinks. I should have figured their judges would be as annoying as their laws.
 
Dude Snakes said:
I want to die.
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Don’t. Not today, ok?
WASR96 said:
If the Farms wants to fund replacing my entire body with advanced cybernetics and uploading my consious out of my dying brain
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If I could do it for you I would.
I wonder if we will ever get to a point that’s possible? Maybe we will just have a few clones as backups waiting to have us downloaded in. I’m never sure if that would be amazing or a nightmare. Would we have cybernetics or would we need organic?
There’s a great book called EON by Greg bear and everyone gets a couple of incarnations then they get forever in city memory. It’s left ambiguous as to whether this has been a good thing or not, and there are various civil breaks and strife between those who think it’s bad/good. It’s a good book, it looks at parallel realities and the idea of home.
 
Otterly said:
Don’t. Not today, ok?

If I could do it for you I would.
I wonder if we will ever get to a point that’s possible? Maybe we will just have a few clones as backups waiting to have us downloaded in. I’m never sure if that would be amazing or a nightmare. Would we have cybernetics or would we need organic?
There’s a great book called EON by Greg bear and everyone gets a couple of incarnations then they get forever in city memory. It’s left ambiguous as to whether this has been a good thing or not, and there are various civil breaks and strife between those who think it’s bad/good. It’s a good book, it looks at parallel realities and the idea of home.
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I won’t thanks for caring.
 
Dude Snakes said:
I won’t thanks for caring.
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Not tomorrow either, you hear me? We already lost the lovely @Cats. Kiwis are a protected species and any in peril get as much care as one can pour down the internet pipes to you.
I know stuff sucks. Want to vent?
 
Otterly said:
Not tomorrow either, you hear me? We already lost the lovely @Cats. Kiwis are a protected species and any in peril get as much care as one can pour down the internet pipes to you.
I know stuff sucks. Want to vent?
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You are a good person, I always appreciated your compassion. ❤️ I continue to live for my family and to spite my insane Globohomo government. My issue is how blind the people are in my life are to the technocracy being implemented in our countries.
 
Dude Snakes said:
My issue is how blind the people are in my life are to the technocracy being implemented in our countries.
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Honestly? I think you are totally correct to find this a kind of existential threat. I do as well, I find it intensely worrying. Both the fact it’s happening and the fact 99% of people don’t seem to give a shit about it.
It is awful, it is something to be upset about. However it’s also something tptb would probably rather like for people to top themselves over and so simply out of spite and stubbornness you mustn’t. The more people who dont want to go down that route the better.
I dont really have any answers for this one, but I do understand. I think the state of the world and the direction we are going is contributing to me feeling quite down as well.
Sorry that’s probably not terribly helpful.
 
Otterly said:
Would we have cybernetics or would we need organic?
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I've always figured that metal and computers would be easier than making new organic body parts, but I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to that level of prosthetics/science. I've learned a lot about cancer this year and have been pretty disappointed with how much it appears that research into a real cure for it seems to have stagnated since the 80's. There's some really interesting trial treatments they have now that sound promising on paper. It doesn't sound like they're far enough along to save me, but I really hope they're far enough along in the coming years to save others.
Dude Snakes said:
You are a good person, I always appreciated your compassion. ❤️ I continue to live for my family and to spite my insane Globohomo government. My issue is how blind the people are in my life are to the technocracy being implemented in our countries.
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You're a good person too. You see the bullshit others willingly refuse to see. They'd prefer if everyone who called out their bullshit disappeared. Stick around to make their job harder.
 
Not too fitting for the thread but i need to vent somewhat: Ordered new headphones, came today and surprise, surprise, they're shit. For the first time i broke my "Never, ever buy anything shilled by Youtubers" rule, bought those Raycon Everyday earbuds. Good deal because of Black Friday (though i only got 20% off a week ago, they were 30% off today) but this shit is worse than my 10€ no-name wired head phones. I am this short of printing out and wearing a "Fell for it" award. Hope they won't have me jumping through too many hoops to get my money back, the return service already isn't automated for customers outside of North America so i had to write them a mail asking what to do like a sub human. Already counting on having to eat the outrageous 14€ shipping costs. Thanks, Obama.
Otterly said:
There are some doors you walk, or fall, through, and you can’t go back. To think about it is so painful it stops you breathing.
And there are some doors that were never really open to you either. So no, I don’t think it does always get better. Not do I think you can train yourself to truly be happy.
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Pretty much how i see it, especially the last sentence. I think it gets easier with age to accept things because you have spent more years eating shit in some form or another so you're kind of used to it, stuff that would've (and definitely has) killed 20 year old me on the inside hardly even registers with mid-30's me anymore. I do think i am much more jaded than the average person though and the main reason for that is decades of poverty. Even now while being much more financially stable i can't really enjoy it, "too little, too late" might as well be tattooed on my heart.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
Not too fitting for the thread but i need to vent somewhat: Ordered new headphones, came today and surprise, surprise, they're shit. For the first time i broke my "Never, ever buy anything shilled by Youtubers" rule, bought those Raycon Everyday earbuds. Good deal because of Black Friday (though i only got 20% off a week ago, they were 30% off today) but this shit is worse than my 10€ no-name wired head phones. I am this short of printing out and wearing a "Fell for it" award. Hope they won't have me jumping through too many hoops to get my money back, the return service already isn't automated for customers outside of North America so i had to write them a mail asking what to do like a sub human. Already counting on having to eat the outrageous 14€ shipping costs. Thanks, Obama.

Pretty much how i see it, especially the last sentence. I think it gets easier with age to accept things because you have spent more years eating shit in some form or another so you're kind of used to it, stuff that would've (and definitely has) killed 20 year old me on the inside hardly even registers with mid-30's me anymore. I do think i am much more jaded than the average person though and the main reason for that is decades of poverty. Even now while being much more financially stable i can't really enjoy it, "too little, too late" might as well be tattooed on my heart.
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Sorry man. If you make a shirt, feel free to send one my way. I fell for the manscaped razor a few years ago. That fucking piece of shit wouldn't be able to remove a loose string from a jacket. Wish we had some sort of Kiwi PO box, I'd send you a pair of the Boise noise cancelling headphones to make up for your order. I always figured the Raycons were shit with how hard they push them, thanks for the confirmation.
 
scatterbrain said:
Okay, I was asked to bring a dessert for Thanksgiving and made a pumpkin version of my favorite, tiramisu. People liked it quite a lot :) I was worried I would fuck it up and it would suck.
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I'm curious about this version! I like tiramisu and never heard of a pumpkin one. I love pumpkin so I might enjoy it. Glad people liked it!
 
JoshPlz said:
There are people who have pissed away more than that. 25 is young. You'll be fine if you PULL UP now. But don't wait much longer. 10 years can be over in the blink of an eye. The closer you get to 40, the more you panic.
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Well. thanks for a reminder! Black Friday is the perfect time to buy a rope! Just kidding, I have plenty of those. But your post still ruined my day, fuck you.
 
Foxymophandlemama said:
I'm curious about this version! I like tiramisu and never heard of a pumpkin one. I love pumpkin so I might enjoy it. Glad people liked it!
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I'd actually be interested to hear about it, too. My cousin made a Tiramisu that heavily incorporated crema pasticcera instead of just mascarpone this Easter, after a recipe of some Michelin star cook. It was heaven.
 
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