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They hyped up the Toxic Avenger remake for being violent, offensive, and gross like the original. It wasn’t. It was Deadpool and Wolverine with less impressive gore and more nudity. Even the nudity was pretty tame compared to the first Toxic Avenger. The film was clearly dropped by its original distributor for not being too extreme. It’s an R-rated capeshit movie with James Gunn humor with non-marvel or DC license. It’s not the worst movie of 2025. But it’s not great. It’s Reddit safe edgy the movie.
The remake of Street Trash is also the same. Whoever did it removed the edge, the rape jokes, missing the point of the homeless main guys being sleazy and trashy and changed them to be misunderstood loners, and thinks the point of the film is basic gore but with rainbow colors.

Yes, a remake of Street Trash exists.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rS8W5VRV5vcThey hyped up the Toxic Avenger remake for being violent, offensive, and gross like the original. It wasn’t. It was Deadpool and Wolverine with less impressive gore and more nudity. Even the nudity was pretty tame compared to the first Toxic Avenger. The film was clearly dropped by its original distributor for not being too extreme. It’s an R-rated capeshit movie with James Gunn humor with non-marvel or DC license. It’s not the worst movie of 2025. But it’s not great. It’s Reddit safe edgy the movie.(BHT the main villain is a vaccine maker, The nutz are multicultural juggalos, bisexual incel terrorists and bad guys live in Chudville)
The fact it can even be shown in a movie theater in the first place is reason enough to call it a fake assed Toxic Avenger movie.
 
Tubi is killing it right now with their horror catalog. I never thought I would see something like Corpse Eaters or Monsters Crash the Pajama Party on a streaming service. Literally a better selection than Shudder...
 
They hyped up the Toxic Avenger remake for being violent, offensive, and gross like the original. It wasn’t. It was Deadpool and Wolverine with less impressive gore and more nudity. Even the nudity was pretty tame compared to the first Toxic Avenger. The film was clearly dropped by its original distributor for not being too extreme. It’s an R-rated capeshit movie with James Gunn humor with non-marvel or DC license. It’s not the worst movie of 2025. But it’s not great. It’s Reddit safe edgy the movie.(BHT the main villain is a vaccine maker, The nutz are multicultural juggalos, bisexual incel terrorists and bad guys live in Chudville)
The remake had been in development since 2010 and was planned to be rated PG-13, with Arnold Schwarzenegger playing Melvin/Toxie. I was hoping that the remake would retain some of the original's edge, but that turned out to be wishful thinking. Are ICP references still funny in 2025?
The remake of Street Trash is also the same. Whoever did it removed the edge, the rape jokes, missing the point of the homeless main guys being sleazy and trashy and changed them to be misunderstood loners, and thinks the point of the film is basic gore but with rainbow colors.

Yes, a remake of Street Trash exists.
They only kept one scene from the original, the de-schlonging, but placed it in a different context. The movie feels like a weak attempt at a "class war/eat the rich" narrative. The practical effects are a highlight, though they are sparse. Interestingly, in the special features, Roy Frumkes (writer of the original and executive producer of the remake) criticized the stereotypically Jewish character in the film, somehow forgetting how the original Street Trash mocked and humiliated every group imaginable. And he got fired from his New York City' School of Visual Arts career for sexual misconduct/harassment charges. How quaint.
 
We watched "Together" last night on KFMN and it was surprisingly good. Not perfect, I have some problems with it. My biggest problem is the modern horror tropes (people making Jeff the Killer faces with loud jumpscare noises, people contorting their bodies with bone snaps) Can someone tell me why every horror movie made today has to have these elements in them? It's not scary it's just cringe and worn out at this point. I'd say to come up with new tropes but I'd be very worried that Hollywood would come up with something much worse. Another issue I have is that the story was clearly made for a short film, not full length.

Despite these issues though the movie manages to be a great time with some very weird and creative scenes, and premise altogether. It just might spook you out if you're more sensitive to scary movies than others, but it also has some good moments of comedy as well (something I don't say lightly in 2025). It seems like body horror might be the new in thing for horror movies in 2025 and I'm completely fine with that for now. The ending to Together is a real trip and I'm honestly shocked they actually had the balls to do what they did with it, surprised I haven't seen anyone really talk about this movie in this thread (unless I missed it).
 
Got tickets to next year's StokerCon.

My biggest problem is the modern horror tropes (people making Jeff the Killer faces with loud jumpscare noises, people contorting their bodies with bone snaps) Can someone tell me why every horror movie made today has to have these elements in them?
All genres have tropes but horror even more so since it's hard to make something genuinely scary and there is always a level of subjectivity to what's scary and what's not. Much less risky to go with tropes that have been associated with financially successful films in recent years than attempt something unique and different, which might flop. Even in films with bolder and riskier premises, you will see at least some moments that fall back on those reliable tropes, at least for a few minutes. Usually.
 
Ok, I knew that I Know What You Did Last Summer 2025 would be slop, but I was kind of pleasantly surprised at how passable it was… until I puked all over myself during the ending.
I just watched this. My personal headcanon is that Freddie Prince only agreed to come back if he could kill everyone. Not a single likable character in the whole movie.

I got two good ironic laughs out of the movie though.
When the new lead character goes to JLH for help and JLH says "Ok, but first you have to tell me What You Did Last Summer™"
Or when two legacy characters (i.e. nostalgia bait) are arguing in the final parts of the movie and one of them says "nostalgia is overrated."
 
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Got tickets to next year's StokerCon.


All genres have tropes but horror even more so since it's hard to make something genuinely scary and there is always a level of subjectivity to what's scary and what's not. Much less risky to go with tropes that have been associated with financially successful films in recent years than attempt something unique and different, which might flop. Even in films with bolder and riskier premises, you will see at least some moments that fall back on those reliable tropes, at least for a few minutes. Usually.
The thing is it's only something unusual and new that is ACTUALLY scary. You don't get scared by that shit you've seen a dozen times before. It's like the first time you saw a child get possessed by Pazuzu and her head spun around and spat green vomit at you, yeah that was pretty scary the first time. After that?

Not really.

The only REALLY scary horror movies are the first time they do something.

This is why something like the original Evil Dead, even with its pitiably awful special effects, was way more scary than most things since. Parts of your own body attacking you? I hadn't ever seen that at the time I saw it.
 
The Alien TV show is annoying me already. The "child mind in adult body" trope is really, really irritating to watch.

and she's interviewed in this, from 2 days ago:

This guy has the most irritating delivery I have ever heard in a video. How does anyone watch his videos for an hour? He long exhales at the end of every sentence. This is retarded zoomer slop of the highest order and makes Valentine look sympathetic. Which is really fucking hard to do. (LV is a weird pervert but Reddit is a bunch of retards that take ridiculous stories like his sister incest and crazy BDSM relationship with one of his actors at face value when it's obviously just part of his edgy boy act)
 
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You know what was a disappointment? The first season of The Terror. It started off well, but ended with a whimper. Plus it had "fuck white people" rhetoric and secret gay relationships because "the past was le bad."
Your taste is so bad, you might want to listen to any voices compelling you to kill yourself. Just a suggestion!
I'm sure the second season being set in a Japanese internment camp was just as insufferable.
The Terror was made as a limited series based on a Dan Simmons novel, but some retards decided it would make a good anthology series. Season 2 is an abomination with no connection to the superior first season.
 
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Orlando International Airport made a funny
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Speaking of which, b movie enthusiasts be advised that Deathstalker is being rebooted by the Psycho Goreman guy:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fAdo8drjc_M
Not even the "And Patton Oswalt" credit can ruin this for me. I guess all they really had to do is play the theme, and they did that, so I'm good.
Ha, I saw the trailer for this yesterday and it looks "okay" in that Asylum/Made for the Sci-Fi channel kind of way. Personally, I think the producers of this and The Void and Psycho Goreman may have pushed the schlock just too far. I hated the last thing they made with the puppets.
 
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