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BrunoMattei said:
Does Jennifer Love Hewitt kill people with her tits?
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I swear when I was in high school I was shown a video by a friend where a female ninja does in fact beat a man to death with her tits.

Anyway, the reason I came here is because I just came across an AI slop myths and legends type channel present the Blair Witch as a legend IRL and is in fact not a legend after all and I had flashbacks to the ARG that came with this movie and the thread conversation earlier.
 
12345 said:
I swear when I was in high school I was shown a video by a friend where a female ninja does in fact beat a man to death with her tits.
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That has been documented. Chesty Morgan has murdered many a man (in the cinema).

Gaear Grimsrud said:
No. The new main girl shoots him with a harpoon or something. The whole thing is summed up as a joke in the end. "This wouldn't happen if men just went to therapy."
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Then it's worthless. To the dustbin where it belongs.
 
12345 said:
Anyway, the reason I came here is because I just came across an AI slop myths and legends type channel present the Blair Witch as a legend IRL and is in fact not a legend after all and I had flashbacks to the ARG that came with this movie and the thread conversation earlier.
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It might count someday if it can troll enough people into believing it's real.
 
New Predator: Badlands trailer.


I'll give them credit for finally trying something new, but it looks so cartoony. The "Dek" predator still looks like shit, too.
 
Samhain said:
New Predator: Badlands trailer.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=43R9l7EkJwE
I'll give them credit for finally trying something new, but it looks so cartoony. The "Dek" predator still looks like shit, too.
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> Elle Fanning gets cut in half so we don't get to see dat ass
> humanizes a predator alien
> end up fighting generic humans anyway

Not like this.
The Nothingness said:
I'm feeling cautiously optimistic about this one.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QKHySfXqN0I
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Do they really have to be Naruto-running like that?
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Dangerous Animals was pretty good. Not as good as I wanted, but pretty good.
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Did it turn out that the most dangerous animal of all was actually mankind?

Doctor of Autism said:
I saw Clown in a Cornfield, its alright but the ending felt too abrupt and was kinda shit, pretty mid overall
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I thought it was really, really long. They should give clowns a rest for a while.
 
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