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TV's Adam West said:
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I copped that one when it first got a DVD release, I wonder if that puppet prop still exists or if it's deteriorating in a landfill right now.
Doll by Charles Band is one of the best killer doll movies, I've seen pretty much every killer toy movies. Even utter nonsense like Attack of the Beast Creatures or Tiki. They may be terrible but atleast it's not false advertising.
 
TV's Adam West said:
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The original tape for that is worth easily like $1500-2K now. The tape used to sell for nothing back in the day because -obviously- it was a shit film. They only distributed under a thousand copies. The director's other POS, Tales from the Quadead Zone, is even rarer and that thing could easily go for $5K IF you even find it on Ebay. There were only maybe 100-200 copies released because the director distributed it himself and had no idea what he was doing just like his film making prowess.
 
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Random thought: what if David Cronenberg collaborated with his children to make an anthology body horror film? His daughter is entering directing too and has already made short films.
 
Tubi-diving lead me to this 1989 low-budget DIY film shot in Ohio I had maybe sort of heard of once: Beyond Dream's Door. It's a bit rough in spots, but there's real craft and intelligence in the waking-nightmare atmosphere and visuals in this film, and despite it's next to no budget I think it depicts the idea of being stuck in a dream better than some other films.

 
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The Cronenbergs should make a sitcom called the Cronenbergs about them collaborating on a body horror movie and all the problems and impediments that come along with that. But also the body horror should seep over into their sitcom lives.

Something like there's a scene where they got the wrong color gut fluid delivered for a scene because there was a mix-up or word-play goof-up with the ordering of it, and they get together and jokingly fix the scene and there is canned laughter or applause or whatever. But then it just shows one of them in their office feeding M&Ms to a gaping hell-maw in their leg while a sub-sonic industrial drone plays. Then it cuts to The Cronenbergs title card and the credits play silently.
 
Your Starter for 10 said:
The Cronenbergs should make a sitcom called the Cronenbergs about them collaborating on a body horror movie and all the problems and impediments that come along with that. But also the body horror should seep over into their sitcom lives.

Something like there's a scene where they got the wrong color gut fluid delivered for a scene because there was a mix-up or word-play goof-up with the ordering of it, and they get together and jokingly fix the scene and there is canned laughter or applause or whatever. But then it just shows one of them in their office feeding M&Ms to a gaping hell-maw in their leg while a sub-sonic industrial drone plays. Then it cuts to The Cronenbergs title card and the credits play silently.
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Let's not get silly here.
 
Your Starter for 10 said:
The Cronenbergs should make a sitcom called the Cronenbergs about them collaborating on a body horror movie and all the problems and impediments that come along with that. But also the body horror should seep over into their sitcom lives.

Something like there's a scene where they got the wrong color gut fluid delivered for a scene because there was a mix-up or word-play goof-up with the ordering of it, and they get together and jokingly fix the scene and there is canned laughter or applause or whatever. But then it just shows one of them in their office feeding M&Ms to a gaping hell-maw in their leg while a sub-sonic industrial drone plays. Then it cuts to The Cronenbergs title card and the credits play silently.
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Genius.
 
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I hate the CGI facehuggers and the niggo. But otherwise, this might be good. The set and the look is authentic to the first 3 movies. And yeah, it's Memberberry bullshit but the Pulse Rifle being there was appreciated. I think they might earn a pass for that Memberberry if they do it right because -objectively speaking- the Pulse Rifle is one of the coolest movie guns and it's a shame we only saw it being used in Aliens and they completely changed it for Resurrection.

The Pulse Rifle's were briefly seen used by the dog catchers at the end of Alien 3 but they changed the gunfire sound.
 
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"I dedicate this exvoto to Saint Jude Thaddeus for the movie “Sleepaway Camp”, which was very impressive and left a mark in the memory of all who watched it. The star of the movie Felissa Rose became a wonderful actress who is playing original, beautiful and strong roles. I wish her many years of success and thank for bringing joy to many fans."
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"I dedicate this exvoto to Saint Nicholas of Bari for the 65th anniversary of the movie “Creature from the Black Lagoon”. This masterpiece changed the way I was thinking about the cinema, with its beautiful landscapes, excellent performance and marvelous underwater cinematography."
 
With all these years of lame attempts to revive the Alien franchise, nobody thought to produce an R-rated series based on the Xenomorph exterminator-for-hire Herk Mondo?

Cast a beefcake and give us 10 episodes of brutal action splatter mayhem. Everybody is too busy trying to recreate the suspenseful horror of the first film, and totally neglecting the action-packed craziness of the sequel.
 
Almighty Kevin said:
With all these years of lame attempts to revive the Alien franchise, nobody thought to produce an R-rated series based on the Xenomorph exterminator-for-hire Herk Mondo?

Cast a beefcake and give us 10 episodes of brutal action splatter mayhem. Everybody is too busy trying to recreate the suspenseful horror of the first film, and totally neglecting the action-packed craziness of the sequel.
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I even get the reference too. This dude is sitting in his chair, a pile of How To Be A Parent books on his desk, just stroking his thumbs as the old Girls Gone Wild Videos he remembered seeing ads for on Comedy Central and he decided to just be nostalgic one day about porn because that's what guys do sometimes finishes downloading on his torrent program, but the dude is just SITTING there thinking he is King Nerd and made the most obscure reference but NO!

Herk Mondo was in a few of the Aliens Dark Horse comics and it was essentially like Lobo + Aliens. Fun but very stupid tongue-in-cheek kind of comics. The embodiment of comic book nonsense your parents tell you to stop reading or you'll keep talking about it to other adults on the internet.
 
Nigga, who the fuck talks about Herk Mondo? WTF? You are the first guy. Seriously, I've been on Alien and Predator message boards and NO ONE EVER FUCKING TALKS ABOUT HERK MONDO? Oh my god, what are you you insane and beautiful retard?
 
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