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From the trivia "He was also selected by Bryan Singer as his partner for the X-Men 1.5 DVD commentary track, and can be seen in the supplements on the bonus disc." not suspicious at all!
Watch an Open Secret. https://archive.org/details/AnOpenSecret2015

The docu focuses a bit on him and his relationship with Bryan Singer but they could have gone even further. Turns out the pedo faggot raped a child actor on one of the Nickelodeon shows he was an acting coach on (the show was All That) and here is a very unfortunately titled article about the acting camp (where no adults were allowed) ran by Brian Peck and Dan Schneider:


I swear to fucking god I did not edit the name of the article. The guy was also buddy-buddy with Charlie Sheen and was accused by his ex Denise Richards of supplying Charlie with CP. The guy is a blackhole of the Hollywood Pedo rings.
 
I figured, having a Sunday all to myself and being in the mood for an Italian relic, I'd throw on a Sergio Martino movie. After liking All the Colours of the Dark, I'd give "Your Vice Is a Locket Room and only I Have the Key" a chance.

Not as bat shit crazy as the previously mentioned, but still a freaking good movie. Edwige Fenech is top billed, but to me Anita Strindberg stole the freaking show playing the tortured wife. Who is her torturer? Nobody but a god amongst men, Luigi Pistilli.

Floriana: Incidentally, is it true you slept with your mother, Oliviero? When you were already grown up, I mean.

Oliviero: Is it true about you being a two-bit whore?

Floriana: Well, they might be considered two bits well spent.

Dialogue like that is just gold.
 
Thanks for ruining RotLD for me

I watched Eden Lake (2008.) tonight, it's horror/exploitation in the same sense that I Spit On Your Grave or Last House on the Left is horror/exploitation.

It's not extremely graphic but it's more about creating a sense of dread and despair than anything else. Really works too when shit starts to ramp up.

Turns out the scariest thing in england are pissed off chavs.
 
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Thanks for ruining RotLD for me

I watched Eden Lake (2008)tonight, it's horror/exploitation in the same sense that I Spit On Your Grave or Last House on the Left is horror/exploitation.

It's not extremely graphic but it's more about creating a sense of dread and despair than anything else. Really works too when shit starts to ramp up.

Turns out the scariest thing in england are pissed off chavs.
Yeah, I watched that a while ago and really enjoyed it. The ending in particular is miserable... but in a good way.
 
Yeah, I watched that a while ago and really enjoyed it. The ending in particular is miserable... but in a good way.
Yeah it's definitely miserable. I'm starting Hounds of Love soon, and it looks just as miserable and bleak as Eden Lake.

It might just be that life in England and Straya is so shite, that's why those movies are so bleak.
 
Speaking of miserable movies, this made me think of Calvaire. Not sure I'd label it as exploitation or torture porn. There are some parts that are so over the top dark and weird that it wanders into comedic territory. I think the only place I found a good copy of it was rutracker.
 
Ah, yeah, I remember Calvaire, it was during those 6 months where we thought that the New French Extremity wave would be saving horror, and then it fizzled out when we realized it produced like, one good movie absolutely ruined by its final twist (Haute Tension), a shocking but unrewatchable movie centered on a rape scene (Irresistible), a poor excuse for a french philosophical Saw (Martyrs) and one actual good movie worth a watch (Them). Heard Inside was good but never bothered.

Best miserable exploitation French movie will always be Man Bites Dog anyway.
 
Ah, yeah, I remember Calvaire, it was during those 6 months where we thought that the New French Extremity wave would be saving horror, and then it fizzled out when we realized it produced like, one good movie absolutely ruined by its final twist (Haute Tension), a shocking but unrewatchable movie centered on a rape scene (Irresistible), a poor excuse for a french philosophical Saw (Martyrs) and one actual good movie worth a watch (Them). Heard Inside was good but never bothered.

Best miserable exploitation French movie will always be Man Bites Dog anyway.
Cavaire was okay.

Haute Tension was very good even if the ending was a bit of a let down but I don't think it was a deal breaker.

Martyrs might be a masterpiece.

Irreversible is great. Gaspar Noe's most confrontational film. It's maybe a masterpiece. I have to think about that one. I'd add more of Noe's films like I Stand Alone and Enter the Void to the list.

Inside was really fucking good. You're a fool if you pass Inside.

Frontiers sucked.

I never saw Them.

Demonlover sucked.

The Horde sucked.

There's Raw which I thought was okay. I hated Titane as I said before.

I would suggest it's like any other niche like CAT III Hong Kong horror/exploitation, Eyetalian horror, and all that where there's some genuine masterpieces, some okay to good films and a bunch of films that tried.
 
Cavaire was okay.
Very forgettable imo
Haute Tension was very good even if the ending was a bit of a let down but I don't think it was a deal breaker.
I'm in the camp of those where the ending was so infuriating and senseless that it retroactively ruined the movie for me.
Martyrs might be a masterpiece.
I thought it was too pretentious to be a masterpiece, though I certainly wouldn't say it's terrible in any way.
Irreversible is great. Gaspar Noe's most confrontational film. It's maybe a masterpiece
I'm not gonna disagree with that, it probably is, but I just can't bring myself to watch it again. Once was enough
Inside was really fucking good. You're a fool if you pass Inside.
By the time it came out, I was too burnt out on French cinema to give a toss. I'll check it out at some point I assume
Frontiers sucked.
Demonlover sucked.
The Horde sucked.
There's Raw which I thought was okay. I hated Titane as I said before.
Agree with you on all of this, minus Raw that I havent seen. As I said, really burnt out on French cinema.
I never saw Them.
You really should watch it.

I'm surprised that you, of all people, haven't seen Man Bites Dog, I would have assumed it's right up your fucking alley and you'd like, own the Criterion edition and shit.
 
Very forgettable imo

I'm in the camp of those where the ending was so infuriating and senseless that it retroactively ruined the movie for me.

I thought it was too pretentious to be a masterpiece, though I certainly wouldn't say it's terrible in any way.

I'm not gonna disagree with that, it probably is, but I just can't bring myself to watch it again. Once was enough

By the time it came out, I was too burnt out on French cinema to give a toss. I'll check it out at some point I assume

Agree with you on all of this, minus Raw that I havent seen. As I said, really burnt out on French cinema.

You really should watch it.

I'm surprised that you, of all people, haven't seen Man Bites Dog, I would have assumed it's right up your fucking alley and you'd like, own the Criterion edition and shit.
Oh, I've seen Man Bites Dog. I had the old Criterion DVD back in the day. It's great film but it's technically Belgium but ya' know, close enough.
 
Blind-watching a bunch of old movies and I coincidentally hit two in a row with basically the same premise: the protagonist sees a bunch of horrible supernatural stuff and can't get anybody to believe them, but actually, it's all part of a conspiracy to drive xer crazy. It doesn't spoil much to give that away and it's been done to death. Anyhow, the ones I saw were 1) Scream of Fear (1961), a Hammer production with a minor Christopher Lee role, and 2) Panic Beats (1983), a Paul Naschy movie that is exactly the same as every other Paul Naschy movie, and a loose sequel to Horror Rises From the Tomb, which I can't even remember anything about.

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Scream of Fear is the more clever movie and gives that first predictable twist away pretty early on, apparently realizing that the audience would surely figure it out. Then it follows up with more twists that are very surprising if a tad unlikely. It's really pretty good. Christopher Lee's character is French and he bothers doing an accent.

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Panic Beats plays the concept pretty witlessly. Paul Naschy has sex with three women, and, being one of the later movies of the Naschy golden age, a woman looks at an old photo of his and comments that he is exactly as handsome as he was ten years ago. Not exactly an unpredictable movie, but there was one thing that did surprise me. You see, it turns out that one of Naschy's girlfriends has a secret lover of her own, who we never see or learn anything about. I assumed that his identity was being concealed for a big twist, but there's no payoff to it. Then it hit me: Naschy would never allow another actor to play a character cucking him, anymore than he would permit his character to lose a fight or not have sex with every woman under 40 in the movie. The self-insert subtext of his movies is usually the most entertaining part.
 
Yeah, you should check out American Horror Stories season 2. Specifically season 2, the first two episodes at least.

Aside from a one minute tie in in the first episode, there's no connection to the main series of AHS and they are entirely self-contained. It feels like they wanted to make their own Twilight Zone episodes, and they are using the AHS brand in order to do it.

Now if it all turns to shit later on, don't blame me, but as far as those two episodes go, they are a solid 8.5-9/10 as far as post-2000 Twilight Zone episodes go.
 
I'm... speechless.

the first thirty seconds all I could think about was making SOOOOOOOOKUUH jokes because of True Blood (very apropos in retrospect)

and now that I've watched the whole trailer.... I don't know what to say.
 
Blind-watching a bunch of old movies and I coincidentally hit two in a row with basically the same premise: the protagonist sees a bunch of horrible supernatural stuff and can't get anybody to believe them, but actually, it's all part of a conspiracy to drive xer crazy. It doesn't spoil much to give that away and it's been done to death. Anyhow, the ones I saw were 1) Scream of Fear (1961), a Hammer production with a minor Christopher Lee role, and 2) Panic Beats (1983), a Paul Naschy movie that is exactly the same as every other Paul Naschy movie, and a loose sequel to Horror Rises From the Tomb, which I can't even remember anything about.

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Scream of Fear is the more clever movie and gives that first predictable twist away pretty early on, apparently realizing that the audience would surely figure it out. Then it follows up with more twists that are very surprising if a tad unlikely. It's really pretty good. Christopher Lee's character is French and he bothers doing an accent.

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Panic Beats plays the concept pretty witlessly. Paul Naschy has sex with three women, and, being one of the later movies of the Naschy golden age, a woman looks at an old photo of his and comments that he is exactly as handsome as he was ten years ago. Not exactly an unpredictable movie, but there was one thing that did surprise me. You see, it turns out that one of Naschy's girlfriends has a secret lover of her own, who we never see or learn anything about. I assumed that his identity was being concealed for a big twist, but there's no payoff to it. Then it hit me: Naschy would never allow another actor to play a character cucking him, anymore than he would permit his character to lose a fight or not have sex with every woman under 40 in the movie. The self-insert subtext of his movies is usually the most entertaining part.
There's another Naschy flick you might like called Horror Rises from the Tomb. It's gory and it switches sub-genre every 5-10 minutes. Once you watch it then you'll get what I mean.

Yeah, you should check out American Horror Stories season 2. Specifically season 2, the first two episodes at least.

Aside from a one minute tie in in the first episode, there's no connection to the main series of AHS and they are entirely self-contained. It feels like they wanted to make their own Twilight Zone episodes, and they are using the AHS brand in order to do it.

Now if it all turns to shit later on, don't blame me, but as far as those two episodes go, they are a solid 8.5-9/10 as far as post-2000 Twilight Zone episodes go.

AHS sucks. I've given it 2-3 chances and it's shit. Terribly written and it's obvious that the showrunners had no real plan and just wing it as they go. Dog shit show.
 
AHS sucks. I've given it 2-3 chances and it's shit. Terribly written and it's obvious that the showrunners had no real plan and just wing it as they go. Dog shit show.
Stories is not the same as Story, it's an anthology show that's meant to be separate from the tv show. Except Season 1 was not, for the most part. However, season 2 of American Horror Stories is so far entirely cut off from the show, and the first two episodes are very good.
 
Stories is not the same as Story, it's an anthology show that's meant to be separate from the tv show. Except Season 1 was not, for the most part. However, season 2 of American Horror Stories is so far entirely cut off from the show, and the first two episodes are very good.

American Horror Stories is an American anthology horror television series created by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk for FX on Hulu. Premiered on July 15, 2021, the series serves as the third installment in the American Story media franchise and a direct spin-off from American Horror Story

So it's still American Horror Story, Captain Pedantic. Jeeze. And AHS still sucks fucking dick.
 
Cavaire was okay.

Haute Tension was very good even if the ending was a bit of a let down but I don't think it was a deal breaker.

Martyrs might be a masterpiece.

Irreversible is great. Gaspar Noe's most confrontational film. It's maybe a masterpiece. I have to think about that one. I'd add more of Noe's films like I Stand Alone and Enter the Void to the list.

Inside was really fucking good. You're a fool if you pass Inside.

Frontiers sucked.

I never saw Them.

Demonlover sucked.

The Horde sucked.

There's Raw which I thought was okay. I hated Titane as I said before.

I would suggest it's like any other niche like CAT III Hong Kong horror/exploitation, Eyetalian horror, and all that where there's some genuine masterpieces, some okay to good films and a bunch of films that tried.
How can you discuss French horror without bringing up this masterpiece!?
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I remember hearing about this one during the good old days of horror DVD-R sites.
 
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