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This is the worst trailer I've ever seen for a film. Like regardless of it's quality, this trailer has three different moods that can't decide between it being a scary movie, a comedy movie, or a blockbuster.
That's Peele in a nutshell. His movies are all over the place and completely directionless, with the only underlying theme being muh racism/inequality/other progreshitvist message that shields him from criticism. He doesn't know if he's making horror, comedy, action, or drama. That said, it's nice at the very least that the movie seems to be about aliens and not some overt "white people bad" thing, at least in the trailer, like a lot of people predicted. Then again the aliens might end up looking suspiciously like white men who're trying to suck the life force out of nonwhites because muh colonialism or some stupid shit.
 
If I'm a wuss, does anyone think I'll have a shot at making it through The Black Phone?
Try this, works every time
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That said, it's nice at the very least that the movie seems to be about aliens and not some overt "white people bad" thing, at least in the trailer, like a lot of people predicted. Then again the aliens might end up looking suspiciously like white men who're trying to suck the life force out of nonwhites because muh colonialism or some stupid shit.
I found some leaked concept art

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Does anyone else have any fondness for that run of late 90s and 2000s run of studio horror movies that placed great emphasis on set design and generally eye popping visuals?
Yes, I do. It's kind of a weird one, like for a sweet hearted retard child with a heart of gold but also halitosis. The way that they seemed eager to revive the lush, gothic horror of the early Universal and Hammer films was very exciting, and between the great production value and cinematography you got a real visual feast. I even liked some of the updated story beats, like the theme park owner angle in Hill.

Unfortunately the bad scripts, casting and acting really messed up just about all those movies, making them really hard to enjoy as a whole. It's like getting a perfect baked potato, but your steak is a hockey puck.
 
Yes, I do. It's kind of a weird one, like for a sweet hearted retard child with a heart of gold but also halitosis. The way that they seemed eager to revive the lush, gothic horror of the early Universal and Hammer films was very exciting, and between the great production value and cinematography you got a real visual feast. I even liked some of the updated story beats, like the theme park owner angle in Hill.

Unfortunately the bad scripts, casting and acting really messed up just about all those movies, making them really hard to enjoy as a whole. It's like getting a perfect baked potato, but your steak is a hockey puck.
You're really hitting the nail on the head, they're all flawed movies but not the type that make you angry and feel like you wasted your time as there are upsides.

And yeah, an attempt to bring back the gothic horror of the early Universal and Hammer films is exactly what the connecting tissue is between this run of films, very observant.

And you have to respect them really going for it in certain edgy stuff, like one of the ghosts in Thirteen Ghosts being a naked woman with slashes all over her body or the nudity in Ghost Ship, "hard R but with a big budget" is something that is vanishingly rare these days.

I forgot to mention another one that's arguably part of this cycle, Dead Silence from 2007, which I re-watched last year and thought was actually pretty dang underrated (the lead actor is very bland though), but that's also a bit different because it's the SAW guys specifically trying to meld the post SAW era with the whole gothic horror of the early Universal and Hammer films, but that also makes for something pretty cool to look at (never seen any of the SAWs, but I do like Dead Silence)

Orphan is also a bit different because it's an attempt to do gothic horror but on a smaller scale and budget, it still has some cool visuals though, it's just the setting is a typical bland modern generic rich people house, but maybe that works for the story, gothic horror crashes into the bland present day.

But it seems like the trend after that was for horror to go very, very cheap, that fucking cycle of Paranormal Activity movies and it's wannabees has got to be the worst cycle of horror film ever, so bland, so generic, so boring (and I'm not just saying that, I saw the first Paranormal Activity in theaters in fact and was amazed at how boring and pointless it was)

That's where I have some respect for Peele because he's been at least trying to bring back big budget horror and the whole "the director is one of the stars" ala Hitchcock vibe back to the genre, it's just a shame he's Woke.
 
I watched Gunjiam Abandoned Asylum. I might have had a low bar because I unironically like Grave Encounters but it legitimately creeped me out. And to top it off just as the movie was about to end my laptop suddenly shut down. That's a way to nope the fuck out of that movie.
 
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This looks pretty generic, like It Follows but with a talking and more taunting Freddy-like demon guy. The end jumpscare is surprisingly creepy though.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BcDK7lkzzsUThis looks pretty generic, like It Follows but with a talking and more taunting Freddy-like demon guy. The end jumpscare is surprisingly creepy though.

The smiling bit kind of reminds of that shitty movie Truth or Dare that came out in like 2018 I think, it had a smiling demon in it that would make people play a very dangerous game of truth or dare. It doesn't look quite as goofy with the smile as Truth or Dare does.

 
The smiling bit kind of reminds of that shitty movie Truth or Dare that came out in like 2018 I think, it had a smiling demon in it that would make people play a very dangerous game of truth or dare. It doesn't look quite as goofy with the smile as Truth or Dare does.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BjRNY3u3bUw
Truth and Dare smile was fucking awful. I know they were doing it to make the demon more scary looking but the end result came off more dumb than scary
 
That's Peele in a nutshell. His movies are all over the place and completely directionless, with the only underlying theme being muh racism/inequality/other progreshitvist message that shields him from criticism. He doesn't know if he's making horror, comedy, action, or drama. That said, it's nice at the very least that the movie seems to be about aliens and not some overt "white people bad" thing, at least in the trailer, like a lot of people predicted. Then again the aliens might end up looking suspiciously like white men who're trying to suck the life force out of nonwhites because muh colonialism or some stupid shit.
I feel like he was a one hit wonder with Get Out, and even that wasn't the second coming of black Christ as some claimed it to be. But it was enjoyable, had a genuine creepy atmosphere and interesting characters. Then "Us" came and I was like, the fuck is this shit? I have little hope for "Nope", I'll keep it to close or start a movie night at some point.
The smiling bit kind of reminds of that shitty movie Truth or Dare that came out in like 2018 I think, it had a smiling demon in it that would make people play a very dangerous game of truth or dare. It doesn't look quite as goofy with the smile as Truth or Dare does.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BjRNY3u3bUw
Blumhouse. Enough said.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BcDK7lkzzsUThis looks pretty generic, like It Follows but with a talking and more taunting Freddy-like demon guy. The end jumpscare is surprisingly creepy though.
Just looked at the cast. It has Kal Penn, that is enough reason for me to avoid this movie at all costs. Not sure if the fact that it has one of the worst characters from The Boys, being A-Train in it is worse then Kal Penn or not.
 
The smiling bit kind of reminds of that shitty movie Truth or Dare that came out in like 2018 I think, it had a smiling demon in it that would make people play a very dangerous game of truth or dare. It doesn't look quite as goofy with the smile as Truth or Dare does.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BjRNY3u3bUw
These movies try way too hard to emulate the Aphex Twin album covers.
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