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Scorned Waifu sounds like a fun enough concept, the body pillow kills people because he's actually touching a real boob, but fucking TWO AND A HALF HOURS
yeah nah fuck you buddy I barely kept chuckling through the synopsis

also a shit SOV movie my wife found on tubi
L.A. AIDS Jabber
 
Chug Smuckle said:
Casper Kelly has released a free Cam-rip style version of Buddy on his youtube https://youtube.com/watch?v=EuJT1WkQj_U
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I liked Too Many Cooks back in the day. How was this? Waiting for a HQ rip. Is it even close to as good as Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared?

Gondolindrim said:
Halloween 3 was good, especially considering how fucking dull and samey the Mike Myers movies all get. That anthology idea is what they should've done instead of Resurection.
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Halloween 3 rules. But I actually like pretty much all of the Myers movies. 1, 2, and 4 are all solid. 5 has some good stuff but some shit decisions (like the hokey music that plays with the cops for no reason). 6 Producer's Cut is an interesting angle. H20 is basically a stab at Scream. Resurrection despite being retarded in many way, was still way ahead of its time.

It's the Rob Zombie Halloween movies that were dogshit. He should've made the main character a copycat killer who was obsessed with Michael Myers. Rob Zombie's dialog is so god damn bad. It works for House of 1K Corpses and Devils Rejects, but it was just retarded in a Halloween movie.


"Bitch I will crawl over there and I will skull fuck the shit out of you!"
"They're chicken abortions and they're fucking gross."
"I'm not listening!" (Autistic screech)

So fucking bad.
 
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Gondolindrim said:
Halloween 3 was good, especially considering how fucking dull and samey the Mike Myers movies all get. That anthology idea is what they should've done instead of Resurection.
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Yo, I fucking love Halloween 3 I always talk about how that’s infinitely scarier, it’s all over the place but It’s creative kids turning into bugs and snakes, rotten jack-o-lanterns but only due to a horror movie on the tv The villain wins and it’s not sequel bait or anything like the other ones where meyers is dead but comes back fine. If I want to see knife crime I would just move to the bronx and that happens every day of the year!
 
JeffreyMaxwell said:
I liked Too Many Cooks back in the day. How was this? Waiting for a HQ rip. Is it even close to as good as Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared?


Halloween 3 rules. But I actually like pretty much all of the Myers movies. 1, 2, and 4 are all solid. 5 has some good stuff but some shit decisions (like the hokey music that plays with the cops for no reason). 6 Producer's Cut is an interesting angle. H20 is basically a stab at Scream. Resurrection despite being retarded in many way, was still way ahead of its time.

It's the Rob Zombie Halloween movies that were dogshit. He should've made the main character a copycat killer who was obsessed with Michael Myers. Rob Zombie's dialog is so god damn bad. It works for House of 1K Corpses and Devils Rejects, but it was just retarded in a Halloween movie.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2kZUcjdEReI
"Bitch I will crawl over there and I will skull fuck the shit out of you!"
"They're chicken abortions and they're fucking gross."
"I'm not listening!" (Autistic screech)

So fucking bad.
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5 was awful and Resurrection should've just been a straight comedy. I find it pretty impossible to take old Mike seriously these days.
 
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