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Self-aware "bad" movies made by people trying to recreate the more authentic "bad movie that's actually compelling to watch because it was made by delusional people who thought they were truly making a great film" experience are among the lowest tier of really bad movies. And it's not just the latest attempts at being the next Sharknado or Cocaine Bear that bug me, I hate movies made by people that deliberately aim for "camp" or "So bad it's good" status from the get go, deliberately made to be "bad" because they want to make the next "Plan 9" or "The Room" out of purely mercenary motives or because they're hacks who think constantly winking at the audience makes for good film. A movie becoming a true "cult" film is a more organic process that people who make films with titles like "Cocaine Bobcat" or "Zombie Octopus Exorcist" try to brute-force and it's just no good.Full Moon is promoting their latest masterpiece with YouTube comments about the trailer.
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In spite of everything, it hurts to see them like this.
That movie is fucking dogshit, and I've been tired of people claiming at it fits into the so-bad-its-good category.Sharknado
I thought that this was related to Bad CGI Sharks, but apparently not.Full Moon is promoting their latest masterpiece with YouTube comments about the trailer.
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In spite of everything, it hurts to see them like this.
I was wondering why they did an alligator instead of a shark, I guess this would explain it.I thought that this was related to Bad CGI Sharks, but apparently not.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zf1_yJRFASs
Is this a real movie?I thought that this was related to Bad CGI Sharks, but apparently not.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zf1_yJRFASs
It unfortunately is. It's available on Tubi https://tubitv.com/movies/508629/bad-cgi-sharksIs this a real movie?
Oh god. Is it a satire at least or is it a shitty satire or something?It unfortunately is. It's available on Tubi https://tubitv.com/movies/508629/bad-cgi-sharks
Doubtfuli hope they make Good CGI Sharks
Or rape aliens. That's untapped potential.The rape tree is an underused plot element. Loads of movies would be improved by having rape trees.
Empire Strikes Back - Instead of the cave fight with Vader, imagine how much better it would be if Luke had to fight off a Rape Tree.
Predator - Arnold wrestling a rape tree to save the Asian woman.
Indiana Jones - Instead of a boring Indian tribe, picture Indiana running from a whole bunch of rape trees
Annihilation - Having the scare bear AND rape trees would improve this movie immeasurably. Who wouldn't want to see Natalie Portman raped by a tree?
Star Trek III - Scenes on the Genesis Planet were very boring. Would be much improved by rape trees.
All the stupid female reboot movies would be improved by rape trees. I could go on and on.
It's more like ineptitude pretending to be "satire" or "meta" something or other.Oh god. Is it a satire at least or is it a shitty satire or something?
I always looked at the Species movies as mainstream live-action tentacle rape movies.I think you could make something genuine and terrifying if you played around with it.
You're not wrong but the tentacles are more combat oriented then anything else.I always looked at the Species movies as mainstream live-action tentacle rape movies.
First time I remember seeing this happen in real time was Snakes on a Plane, and what's sad is that you had movies that tried to rip that off. So bad it's good needs heart and passion behind it to get that good status. That's why I love Ed Wood, even if he was a crossdressing faggot, he had passion in his work.Self-aware "bad" movies made by people trying to recreate the more authentic "bad movie that's actually compelling to watch because it was made by delusional people who thought they were truly making a great film" experience are among the lowest tier of really bad movies. And it's not just the latest attempts at being the next Sharknado or Cocaine Bear that bug me, I hate movies made by people that deliberately aim for "camp" or "So bad it's good" status from the get go, deliberately made to be "bad" because they want to make the next "Plan 9" or "The Room" out of purely mercenary motives or because they're hacks who think constantly winking at the audience makes for good film. A movie becoming a true "cult" film is a more organic process that people who make films with titles like "Cocaine Bobcat" or "Zombie Octopus Exorcist" try to brute-force and it's just no good.
And how you do know this, sir?You're not wrong but the tentacles are more combat oriented then anything else.
And how you do know this, sir?
And you know this by consulting the Species Technical Manual or something?Because everytime they come out the aliens get pissed off and they choke and stab people with em.
There's only like one time they come out in 2 stereotypically.