Hey guys, how has everyone been?

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The Hunter said:
sparklemilhouse said:
(not sex, but foreplay, he liked to be kicked in the balls, etc)
That sounds like the opposite of foreplay to me... Has he really been violently rejected so often that he gets a kick out of it now?


I'm the only girl he's done things with. He's "too shy" to date. Not love shy, just socially retarded shy.
 
Have you ever tried to politely give him some hygiene tips? Or do you think he would ignore them, like how Chris constantly ignored legit health advice?
 
Picklepower said:
Have you ever tried to politely give him some hygiene tips? Or do you think he would ignore them, like how Chris constantly ignored legit health advice?

Yeah one time I had to tell him to take a shower. What's the deal with guys in their 20s/30s not showering before intimate times?
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Picklepower said:
Have you ever tried to politely give him some hygiene tips? Or do you think he would ignore them, like how Chris constantly ignored legit health advice?

Yeah one time I had to tell him to take a shower. What's the deal with guys in their 20s/30s not showering before intimate times?

Personally I always make sure to shower before asking my girl to kick me in the balls :)
 
Brian the man who I loved for 8 years got married to that stupid ho he met in the Philippines last year. He chose her over me. I can't deal right now.
 
I went to the gym and went on the treadmill at a slightly faster speed and a steeper incline and lifted weights after. I also studied some Spanish and completed some of my pharmacy tech training.

So I trained, ate my vitamins and said my prayers :hulkster:
 
I've been putting off my treadmill too much lately.

I just realized tonight that I lost a part of my Tracy Flick costume for Thursday. I think I gave my plaid skirt away to the thrift store by accident ;(
 
My day has been good with some bad. For the bad, I'm sure I may of failed a math quiz I have today and I got until next week to finish a ten page research paper. Good part is that I now have ATT U-verse which means revisiting some favorite old shows AUGH YEAH . Also have some understanding in how to do my research paper.
 
Fucked up my left knee. There's like some weird pressure when I try to bend it. Hoping that it would get better soon.
 
I met this weird girl yesterday, at my buddies LAN center. The other regulars call her "pony girl"
She just approached me and then the following:
Pony girl: Hi, do you watch My Little Pony
Me: ummm no
Pony girl: What about doctor who
Me: no sorry, not that either
Pony girl: do you watch any tv
Me: I actually don't have any cable
Pony girl: what are you, like Amish

Then my friend called me over to his computer, knowing I felt uncomfortable. She followed me, bought done dice, said "I like dice", then left.

Shits fucking weird.
 
Pikonic said:
I met this weird girl yesterday, at my buddies LAN center. The other regulars call her "pony girl"
She just approached me and then the following:
Pony girl: Hi, do you watch My Little Pony
Me: ummm no
Pony girl: What about doctor who
Me: no sorry, not that either
Pony girl: do you watch any tv
Me: I actually don't have any cable
Pony girl: what are you, like Amish

Then my friend called me over to his computer, knowing I felt uncomfortable. She followed me, bought done dice, said "I like dice", then left.

Shits fucking weird.
I can feel she had her spaghetti falling from her pockets approached you and asked the following.
 
Pikonic said:
I met this weird girl yesterday, at my buddies LAN center. The other regulars call her "pony girl"
She just approached me and then the following:
Pony girl: Hi, do you watch My Little Pony
Me: ummm no
Pony girl: What about doctor who
Me: no sorry, not that either
Pony girl: do you watch any tv
Me: I actually don't have any cable
Pony girl: what are you, like Amish

Then my friend called me over to his computer, knowing I felt uncomfortable. She followed me, bought done dice, said "I like dice", then left.

Shits fucking weird.

Well, LAN center.
 
Pikonic said:
I met this weird girl yesterday, at my buddies LAN center. The other regulars call her "pony girl"
She just approached me and then the following:
Pony girl: Hi, do you watch My Little Pony
Me: ummm no
Pony girl: What about doctor who
Me: no sorry, not that either
Pony girl: do you watch any tv
Me: I actually don't have any cable
Pony girl: what are you, like Amish

Then my friend called me over to his computer, knowing I felt uncomfortable. She followed me, bought done dice, said "I like dice", then left.

Shits fucking weird.
I sort of knew someone like that. She was in my class from grades 1-7 and has hopefully been declared insane by now. I actually knew her long enough to see her descend into insanity. Obsessed with things like Wicca, werewolves, vampires, witches until the point where she actually believed they existed.

Also she committed blasphemy by saying that Harry Potter is better than LOTR.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Brian the man who I loved for 8 years got married to that stupid ho he met in the Philippines last year. He chose her over me. I can't deal right now.

I just realized tonight that I have 8 years of memories to forget. Goddamn.
 
Just got a call from my doctor about the x-rays on my back. Apparently I crushed a disc in my lower lumbar region--I didn't slip a disk or herniate it, I obliterated the fucker. As in, the bones are actively grinding together and then resting on a pile of nerve endings, which is why I've been in super massive amounts of pain recently. They want to try physical therapy first, but if the pain persists, they may have to perform an operation.

Oh, and because of the last ER visit for the back, the job I was hoping to get working in security removed me from the hiring process. At least I still have my current job, but I'm massively disappointed right now. I really wanted that job. *SIGH* (:_(
 
^ Gorilla Monsoon used to talk about the lower lumbar all the time! :hulkster: :hulkster: :hulkster: :hulkster:
 
I woke up with a sore throat and now I can barely speak and can't stop coughing. I hope it's nothing too serious since I have an exam on Monday. (:_(
 
Today my boyfriend mentioned in passing the possibility of us eventually moving in together within the next two years and it totally freaked me out. Not because I wouldn't want to, but because I'm a psychotically territorial perfectionist and love having my own space. I can't imagine blending my stuff with his stuff. But it would be nice to not be alone all the time.
Grown-up decisions are tough.
 
if I ever have a spouse (highly unlikely) we'd have to sleep in same room, different beds. I can't bear the thought of sharing a bed with someone, except for fucking.
 
pickleniggo said:
Today my boyfriend mentioned in passing the possibility of us eventually moving in together within the next two years and it totally freaked me out. Not because I wouldn't want to, but because I'm a psychotically territorial perfectionist and love having my own space. I can't imagine blending my stuff with his stuff. But it would be nice to not be alone all the time.
Grown-up decisions are tough.

:idea: You should have separate bedrooms and divide the living room down the middle.
 
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