Guuh I'm very pissed off currently. Just met the guy who lives in the flat next door AND JESUS HES A DICK. The building I live in is like a house that's been renovated to have 4 flats inside it, with a communal hallway and front door. Our flat is on the ground floor at the front, his is behind ours, and there are two upstairs.
Spergmate and I went out for a cigarette, the first one we've had in over a week (trying to save money by stopping smoking tobacco), and this cunt comes to the front door and starts bitching. Wanders out with his fucking creepy Paedo stache, topless and bearing his weird hairy chest to us, puffed out like some fucking faggot.
"Could you please keep it down"
Erm okay sorry... For talking outside the communal front door at 10pm. We've lived in this shithole for over 6 months and literally no other tenant has had issue with us "being loud" outside but whatever, we'll shut up for now.
IF he had left it at that I wouldn't have been anywhere near as pissy as I am now.
"My bedroom is right next to the front door"
No it's not. Our flat is right next to the front door. The door to your flat is like 25 feet from the front door. What a fucking odd thing to say.
"And every night I hear you guys slam the door"
Okay FUCK YOU. We've not been smoking out front AT ALL THIS WEEK. We've not left the fucking flat in days, other than yesterday and we came back at 8am ANYWAY. fucking thanks for being a dick about "slamming the door."
"And it's keeping me up at night"
Fuck you.
"So if you could be a bit more considerate it'd be nice, I'm trying to sleep"
Fuck. You.
The cunt then fucking swaggers back to his flat AND LEAVES HIS FUCKING FRONT DOOR OPEN. OH GEE I WONDER WHY YOU CAN HEAR THE FUCKING DOOR BEING OPENED AND SHUT IF YOU FUCKING LEAVE YOUR DOOR OPEN.
I was very polite to him until he did his stupid little walk back into his flat, all "yes sorry we'll be more quiet, okay thank you" general niceness. Upon seeing his door open spergmate and I got super passive aggressive towards him, exclaiming in the direction of the door "maybe that twat wouldn't fucking hear every noise in this hallway if he shut his door." It's closed now

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Fuck. That. Guy. Fuck that guys assumption that we're the one "slamming the door." That isn't even a thing btw, we'd notice if people we're slamming the door due to the fact that we actually live right next to it. Also I'm blaming that guy for the fact that someone's been, for the past 2 weeks, leaving the front door wide open when it's raining and fucking up all the post kept in the hallway. Fuck. That. Guy.