Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

[Kari Kamiya]

Hate to break it, but he's never had sex.

And totally not because he's fantasizing about 18,000 °F Slugma pussy.

 

[WelperHelper99]

And totally not because he's fantasizing about 18,000 °F Slugma pussy.

He is a pokemon fan. He probably just found some random art he thought fit forum culture and used it as his avatar

 

[Fugma]

And totally not because he's fantasizing about 18,000 °F Slugma pussy.

1800° kelvin*
I'm not a pervert

Brother I would have dropped everything to talk to you. Dont say that to me.

Then call me and we can talk this out without embarrassing ourselves. I'll be up for another hour.
Sorry for being such an asshole.
Love you bro

 

[Kari Kamiya]

He is a pokemon fan. He probably just found some random art he thought fit forum culture and used it as his avatar

He would've gone with the obvious Gardevoirs or Lopunnies or something with fucking legs, then. Slugma boobies is super specific that that's not an accident.

I'm not a pervert

 

[WelperHelper99]

1800° kelvin*
I'm not a pervert

Then call me and we can talk this out without embarrassing ourselves. I'll be up for another hour.
Sorry for being such an asshole.
Love you bro

I will. Make sure to answer

 

[Scout Trooper]

I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I'm not a pervert

random art he thought fit forum culture

That image is from rule34...

 

[Creative Username]

This sperg fight had a good ending?* Surprising. I expected at least several doxes.

*for now... I guess we'll find out if it has a Part 2 soon.

 

[WelperHelper99]

That image is from rule34...

He... really doesn't know what the site is lol. Probably thinks it's like 4 chan

 

[Scout Trooper]

This sperg fight had a good ending*? Surprising. I expected a new forum board as a distant possibility.

*for now... I guess we'll find out soon.

In a few hours Welper is going to show back up in the thread soaked in water with his shirt torn and bloody asking in a panic if he can stay at anyone's place for a few days.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

He... really doesn't know what the site is lol. Probably thinks it's like 4 chan

Doesn't change the fact he linked to it from a Google/Bing/whatever image search that showcased fucking Slugma boobies. "It was a VIRUS!"

 

[WelperHelper99]

In a few hours Welper is going to show back up in the thread soaked in water with his shirt torn and bloody asking in a panic if he can stay at anyone's place for a few days.

To be perfectly fair I've tried calling. No luck. I think he has me blocked. He might just be being a bit boomer rn or this was a massive 5d gay op

Doesn't change the fact he linked to it from a Google/Bing/whatever image search that showcased fucking Slugma boobies. "It was a VIRUS!"

I mean... he did try showing me monster museme once. I had suspicious

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I mean... he did try showing me monster museme once. I had suspicious

Was Suu his waifu?

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Was Suu his waifu?

We never watched it because I took one look at the manga and was like "bro, this is hentai with extra steps"

 

[DJ10]

Good thread lol

 

[Kari Kamiya]

We never watched it because I took one look at the manga and was like "bro, this is hentai with extra steps"

And to think, this was all before Interspecies Reviewers.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

you hang out with slug people one time, and this is what happens...

 

[Wright]

What? Nigga kill yourself

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.