Heightism: The New Annoyance

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In such a short time, Heightism has managed to find a way to make themselves just as annoying as the fat-acceptance people. They're not talking about midgets (who for a long time could only get work as side show attractions for the most part), but guys who happen to be under 5'9".

Basically the whole world hates them, discriminates against them like crazy, women are repulsed by them and they're already comparing their relationships with the troubles interracial and gay ones go through.


Basically, these guys make a lolzy addition to the SJW universe.
 
This is based on a lot of science and truth.

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Gensdupays said:
I didn't realize this was actually a thing. I thought it was a joke. I didn't realize that there are more people like the guy who wanted to ban "Short People" in his town.
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To be fair, this position has been held by some for decades.

 
Well according to the Chart Null posted I am some form of ungodly giant, so "fe fi fo thum" bones for bread an all that jazz.

:( (:_(
 
Hellblazer said:
To be fair, this position has been held by some for decades.

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I absolutely love Randy Newman. Considering he plays/played an unreliable narrator in his songs, this was tongue in cheek. Especially considering his backup.

This has to be connected with loveshy stuff, right? Are they shorter than women or something?
 
Null said:
This is based on a lot of science and truth.

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Yeah I can accurately chime in to tell you that being 6'10" (source: @Da Pickle Monsta) I am neither a lanky or an awkward faggot (normal variety thanks) and everyone finds me attractive.

If you're shorter than me please acknowledge my Olympian status. #rekt :cool:
 
These people never cease to amaze me. I for one am not attracted to lots of muscle, but am attracted to really tall guys. Then again, I'm also attracted to good personalities, so If I could be used as a test sample of the population, chances are they're not getting laid cause they're shitty people, and not cause of height or muscle issues.
 
Oh goody. Now I can't help but imagine one of my favorite fictional characters being an SJW tumblerite.

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Thanks Tumblr.
 
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The one distinct advantage to being short (and I am 6'2", so this is strictly supposition on my part) is that many men under 5'9" are at breast eye-level. They wouldn't have to hear the the usual "Hey, I'm up here" comment because that could be construed as a politically incorrect disparagement of their height.

With that in mind, I find it difficult to believe anyone would automatically consider them gay...
 
funny, manlet is a nickname i go by.

also 5'2" over here. being short runs in my family.
 
I'm not incredibly short but I have always wished I was taller, as does anyone who isn't already massively tall I suppose. But I can't change it, so why fret over it? You're just going to be unhappy for the rest of your life if you don't learn to accept it. The worst part are the people who blame their parents for 'inferior genetics' like they had a choice either.
 
TheIceCreamMan said:
Yeah I can accurately chime in to tell you that being 6'10" (source: @Da Pickle Monsta) I am neither a lanky or an awkward faggot (normal variety thanks) and everyone finds me attractive.

If you're shorter than me please acknowledge my Olympian status. #rekt :cool:
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@TheIceCreamMan really is 6'10".

Which is funny, because I'm only 5'6".

I found a totally legit picture of what we must look like when we meet up.

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OT: I come from a family of short people. For the most part, they've been successful in careers and in relationships. Heightism isn't real.
 
Cry some moar, midgets!

Amazingly, no matter who you are, there will be something about your life that is not perfect.

Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Basically, these guys make a lolzy addition to the SJW universe.
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Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise wasn't awkward because he's a midget, even though he is, but because he's a psychotic cult member.
 
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