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Has anyone ever seen a verified case other than the three reported on the main pages? Because I certainly haven't.
 
Thats not even going to be the first time they get negative publicity. A website dedicated to "supporting women in the public area" is going to attract a group of men that might not be in it for the whole altruism thing. Throw a few confused edgy underage girls in the mix hoping for some support and attention...

That's going to be their first negative hit in the media right there.
No kidding. A place like that is a prime honeypot for pedos and other types of predators.
 
No kidding. A place like that is a prime honeypot for pedos and other types of predators.

I hadn't thought of that, but it's probably true. The predators will probably make the victims regret that they didn't just deal with the cyberbowlies themselves.
 
I hadn't thought of that, but it's probably true. The predators will probably make the victims regret that they didn't just deal with the cyberbowlies themselves.

Even worse, I'll bet even now someone is planning a massive :ruse: of this site if only because of how abusable the system in place is.

I read their TOS, and despite all the legalese it basically offers crowd sanctioned brigading service, and there is no way in hell someone isn't going to manipulate that for their own gain or simply embarrass the shit out of them by gaming the rules for the lulz.
 
20 fucking grand for asspats.

20 fucking grand for a platform that is probably going to shut down in a few months at the latest because it is going to be far too easy to exploit.

Shit like this makes it super tempting to create a whole new persona for one's self and become a con arti--er--professional victim.

I think I'll settle for just watching this go up in flames instead.
 
Even worse, I'll bet even now someone is planning a massive :ruse: of this site if only because of how abusable the system in place is.

I read their TOS, and despite all the legalese it basically offers crowd sanctioned brigading service, and there is no way in hell someone isn't going to manipulate that for their own gain or simply embarrass the shit out of them by gaming the rules for the lulz.
Seeing how low their regard is for evidence, all it'll take to get a personal army is a fake screenshot, as long as it's not someone high ranking in social justice.
 
Has anybody reported about how Obama is trying to make them into a 3d sex dick on the White House?

Also, not sure if this counts as a trolling plan, but if people spread awareness of this service through Gangstalking communities and other schizo havens it could probably get quantities of useless reports light years beyond anything that mere mortals could achieve.
 
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I'd like to become a target of heartmob to see what happens. I assume it's just a bunch of flags and reporting until the account is suspended (no room for abuse there) I don't see it being very difficult on the 'bully' though unless it's a heavy hitter making money off of their account or something.
 
I think the real laughs here are going to come not from trolling or abuse, but from the sincere users turning against each other as they compete for attention and sympathy. The Heartmob civil war is inevitable. We just need to be lurking when it happens.
 
They rejected my application as Tyce Andrews. Now niggers will never stop triggering me by shouting "skeltns are dead!"
 
So as we've all had trouble getting into this place due to the extreme bias of the site and approval team (Julay:julay::ween:accounts not included), it looks like that if there is a serious troll out there they will need to really step up the game by goading some right wing 13-year olds into getting into arguments on twitter or yt. Hell, if someone REALLY wanted to get in you could set up some false flag harassment.

But when I was attempting to sign up (I reported Hooves and even linked posts and screenshots of his hate rants and harrassment, still got suspended and denied) I noticed some key things about the site and how it's all but saying "if you're not a tumblrina SJW, then need not apply":

Another thing to note is that when you make an account be sure you have a throw-away e-mail and social media account on hand. The sign up process is stupidly intrusive and they request you post a social media account that they can monitor and document when approving your account. Totally not data-mining at all.
 
Could those who actually get in ya know, just stay quiet and archive shit instead of going full dumbass and screeching at them like what happens every other time people get on the site we're watching? I'd actually like to see one of these sites play out naturally for once.

Edit: Archive, not achieve, fucking autocorrect
 
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Could those who actually get in ya know, just stay quiet and achieve shit instead of going full dumbass and screeching at them like what happens every other time people get on the site we're watching? I'd actually like to see one of these sites play out naturally for once.
That's exactly what I plan to do. There'll be no weening from me! :p
 
So apparently Heartmob stores cases in these kinds of url:https://iheartmob.org/cases/xxx where xxx is the case number. Most numbers below 100 returns a "not authorized to view" error (probably means cases still stuck in moderation) and numbers below 130 returns a "not found" error. Is it just me or is it suspiciously below the numbers promoted on their homepage?
 
More and more this is looking like a fairly clever data mining scheme.
 
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