He Man Reboot Announced

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The Demon Baby said:
You've touched on the main reason why I despise Smith. He is very good at telling stories during his stand-up shows, and he'll tell extremely one-sided versions of events in order to humiliate people he doesn't like, and his fans will instantly believe anything he says. He will publicly BTFO people over petty bullshit...

BUT.

20+ YEARS OF WORKING WITH WEINSTEIN. Not a peep. Not a murmur. Claiming to be super-feminist while keeping your mouth shut about your rapist Executive Producer who was literally trying to coerce Salma Hayek into fucking him on the set of Dogma. He has never said a word about this. Weinstein was committing heinous crimes literally in Smith's presence, and Smith said nothing. To this day, he has never addressed the shit that Weinstein did.

But Bruce Willis told him to get his shit together on the set of a multi-million dollar movie, and so he needs to be publicly savaged and humiliated for it.



I had a shit-ton of He-Man toys when I was a kid. I had the Castle Greyskull playset, Battlecat, three different versions of He-Man, Skeletor and Robot Skeletor, Fisto, Orko, Teela, etc..
I had completely moved on and completely forgot about He-Man for years, and when I first heard about the Netflix show, I was briefly like "Oooh, they're bringing He-Man back. Might be cool."

Then I realized that it was a Netflix production.
Then I found out that Smith was the Exec Producer
Then I found out about the Teela Show rumors.
Then I saw Smith attacking nobody YouTubers over this (and instantly got Ghostbusters flashbacks)

All of this shit whittled away my interest... and then we found out that everything the YouTubers said was true and that Smith was blatantly lying the whole time.

I wouldn't say I was an adult He-Man fan, but I loved it when I was a kid. It's not a franchise I held onto into adulthood like Star Wars, but I WAS interested in checking it out. At first. Not now though,
Now I'm not even interested in hate-watching it.
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The story reeks of pure bullshit. You're going to tell one of the most powerful men in Hollywood and the guy who gave you a career to STFU at a screening of your POS film? Yeah, right.
 
The funny part of this shitshow is that if you search for it on google almost all the articles are critics being assmad that people dont share their shitty takes, the rest is just blahblah dudebros blahblah hate the show without watching it, the show is good, just try it!

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Edit: he is literally saying on the stream that he know about being review bombed and that the people that pay him doesnt give a shit

Edit 2: is really horrible, those two are washing their hands and telling people to fuck off with classic dont like it dont watch it
 
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BrunoMattei said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0ttB_9P6P9I
The story reeks of pure bullshit. You're going to tell one of the most powerful men in Hollywood and the guy who gave you a career to STFU at a screening of your POS film? Yeah, right.
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To be honest, this just makes him look even worse. He'll confront Weinstein for talking during a screening, but apparently Harvey threatening to kill Salma Hayek because she didn't want to fuck him wasn't worth the effort.

www.news.com.au

Salma Hayek: Weinstein threatened to kill me

HARVEY Weinstein has come out swinging against Salma Hayek, disputing her claims that he once threatened to kill her after she turned down his advances.
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The Demon Baby said:
To be honest, this just makes him look even worse. He'll confront Weinstein for talking during a screening, but apparently Harvey threatening to kill Salma Hayek because she didn't want to fuck him wasn't worth the effort.

www.news.com.au

Salma Hayek: Weinstein threatened to kill me

HARVEY Weinstein has come out swinging against Salma Hayek, disputing her claims that he once threatened to kill her after she turned down his advances.
www.news.com.au www.news.com.au
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He knows his priorities.
 
The soyalorian said:
The like to dislike ratio for this video is very interesting.

www.youtube.com

FatMan Beyond: He-Man Beyond - Revelation w/Kevin Smith and Griffin Newman

Kevin Smith and special guest Griffin "Orko" Newman stream live from the SModcastle to talk about the Netflix Original Series Masters of the Universe: Revela...
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He just said Netflix told him the negative reviews don't matter because it's only a couple thousand and they have millions of subscribers. He's been whining for like the past 20 minutes about all the people telling him how much they hate him for what he's done and whoever this little ass beside him is just yes-manning and agreeing with everything he says.
 
Commander Shepard said:
He just said Netflix told him the negative reviews don't matter because it's only a couple thousand and they have millions of subscribers. He's been whining for like the past 20 minutes about all the people telling him how much they hate him for what he's done and whoever this little ass beside him is just yes-manning and agreeing with everything he says.
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Another faggot appeared and just said that people that dont like revelation can get the old episodes, Kevin also said that there is another series of He man is coming if you hate his version so much, is 30 minutes of him being a pussy

Edit: the soyboy just said that better dont watch the classic episodes because they dont get money out of it

Edit 2: he is now masturbating the producers
 
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The Demon Baby said:
He seriously looks like he's about to drop dead. How the fuck did he get so unhealthy looking? He really does look like he's about to die.
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He had a heart attack and his daughter got him on a vegan diet. That and a lot of weed smoking.
 
The thing about all of this is, I would've been okay with all of this if Teela wasn't such a cunt. I've had people bitch at me about justifying her anger and yeah, I get that her father figure was exiled and not being trustworthy enough despite being his teacher, but can you blame the kid? It was probably easier to keep it quiet in case someone he trusted did tell, purposefully or not.
Someone said "she was always like that in the original series" and I wondered how that's possible when people in this thread who grew up on He-Man are pissed off at how she was portrayed here.

You know what would've been better? Instead of her being a whiny bint, why not have her give the cold shoulder while she slowly figures out why she's angry, why she's upset. Have that reason be that she's actually afraid for Adam's safety and she's upset because it shows that that emotion can be exploited.
Wouldn't that be way more interesting? A strong, badass female warrior trying to come to terms with her motherly side? But nah, let's just do the bare minimum with something as complex as human behavior.

I'd ask if people know there's more to "adult" entertainment series than violence, dark edgy topics, sex, and swear words, but I already know the answer. It's all so fucking tiresome.
 
Ma_Hooty said:
The thing about all of this is, I would've been okay with all of this if Teela wasn't such a cunt. I've had people bitch at me about justifying her anger and yeah, I get that her father figure was exiled and not being trustworthy enough despite being his teacher, but can you blame the kid? It was probably easier to keep it quiet in case someone he trusted did tell, purposefully or not.
Someone said "she was always like that in the original series" and I wondered how that's possible when people in this thread who grew up on He-Man are pissed off at how she was portrayed here.

You know what would've been better? Instead of her being a whiny bint, why not have her give the cold shoulder while she slowly figures out why she's angry, why she's upset. Have that reason be that she's actually afraid for Adam's safety and she's upset because it shows that that emotion can be exploited.
Wouldn't that be way more interesting? A strong, badass female warrior trying to come to terms with her motherly side? But nah, let's just do the bare minimum with something as complex as human behavior.

I'd ask if people know there's more to "adult" entertainment series than violence, dark edgy topics, sex, and swear words, but I already know the answer. It's all so fucking tiresome.
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It's an attempt at giving a female character agency without understanding that you have to follow this up with reasonable reconciliation in order to not make them seem petty. Other shows have done this just fine, so unless it's rectified in the second half of this one I really don't know what they were going for.
 
He-Man was the coolest shit when I was a kid, so I was sad to hear this got raped. I "watched" this (really it was on in the background while I was cooking and cleaning) and I can't really add much more to what anyone else has said, it's pretty dire. Which is a shame because you could see a bit of polish under the turd; Lena Headey is pretty fun as Evil-Lyn because she's basically just playing PG Cersei, and post-apocalyptic Eternia looks cool, though kind of grimdark in comparison to the old cartoon. A friend told me the original pitch was that Adam broke the Sword of Power and lost the ability to become He-Man, so it would have explored that side of things: what makes Adam a hero without the ability to be He-Man? And that sounds like a pretty rad deconstruction of the tropes without going full Wokeist actually, but I guess Kevin Smith had just finished jerking off to Captain Marvel and changed it so they killed He-Man completely and we got Teela the Unlikeable Cunt Show instead.
 
Imagine being someone, who thinks THIS is good writing:
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I don't give a shit about He-Man and this is LAUGHABLY bad. It is so unrepentantly dogshit I'm besides myself. How in the fucking world do you side with She-Male in this scenario? "I died an incredibly painful death to save the universe" "ITS ALL ABOURT MEMEMEMEME" His writing is absolute dogshit. He thinks this is some great burn but it is hysterically fucking bad.

Kevin Smith is a faggot who can't write. I hope Mattel sells all those toys they've be...PFAHAHA. Yeah, they're not selling shit. Kevin Smith is sperging that Netflix doesn't give a shit and he got paid. Yeah, ok bro. I'm sure Mattel is going to be furiously patting you on the back after the millions they've invested in this craters to the fucking earth after all their product is rotting on shelves and gets desperately sold at dollar store prices for the GREAT JOB you did.
 
BrunoMattei said:
He had a heart attack and his daughter got him on a vegan diet. That and a lot of weed smoking.
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The vegan diet explains his appearance a lot better than the heart attack. I've known dudes who have had massive heart attacks and bounced back to nearly full strength within 18 months. I have NEVER seen a long term vegan who looks like they're not dying.

Secret Asshole said:
I don't give a shit about He-Man and this is LAUGHABLY bad. It is so unrepentantly dogshit I'm besides myself. How in the fucking world do you side with She-Male in this scenario?
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Secret Asshole said:
I don't give a shit about He-Man and this is LAUGHABLY bad. It is so unrepentantly dogshit I'm besides myself. How in the fucking world do you side with She-Male in this scenario? "I died an incredibly painful death to save the universe" "ITS ALL ABOURT MEMEMEMEME" His writing is absolute dogshit. He thinks this is some great burn but it is hysterically fucking bad.
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How did we get to the point where Christ-like self sacrifice for your friends is a selfish act because other people have to live without you? Fucking what? I don't understand the left at all anymore, its like they live in a complete inversion of everything that is good and true.

Kevin is a pretty based guy, actually. Nothing like you guys think. Just sayin.
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You have to be really incompetent to fuck up a story about a transforming body builder fighting a skeleton wizard. It's a show to sell childrens toys and he decided it needed to be about strong independent women saving He-Man, why?
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Imagine being someone, who thinks THIS is good writing:
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I don't give a shit about He-Man and this is LAUGHABLY bad. It is so unrepentantly dogshit I'm besides myself. How in the fucking world do you side with She-Male in this scenario? "I died an incredibly painful death to save the universe" "ITS ALL ABOURT MEMEMEMEME"

Kevin Smith is a faggot who can't write. I hope Mattel sells all those toys they've be...PFAHAHA. Yeah, they're not selling shit. Kevin Smith is sperging that Netflix doesn't give a shit and he got paid. Yeah, ok bro. I'm sure Mattel is going to be furiously patting you on the back after the millions they've invested in this craters to the fucking earth after all their product is rotting on shelves and gets desperately sold at dollar store prices for the GREAT JOB you did.

His writing is absolute dogshit.
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When you Pull off something Worse than FUCKING MAGIC THE GATHERING DID you know you are a fucking twatwaffle.

Back in the end of the invasion arc an elf named Freyalize did the dedication for the monument with the names of those who died, and said that those who survived had the hard job..because it was now their responsibility to live on and rebuild a destroyed world in order to make the sacrifices to defeat the Phyrexians matter.

Kevin Smith just has a Karen ree at a ghost because she is butthurt about him not telling her his secret.
 
So I'm not gonna bother watching after all the shit I've read, but to summarize, the bait and switch isn't nearly as bad as Teela just being a massive unlikable cunt.
 
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