Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[The Saltening]

Wha-

 

[InJailOutSoon]

There are characters in this show that aren't homosexual?

I don't believe you.

Niffty is confirmed to be straight...and that's it. Yeah, you can assume some other characters are as well, but with these shows it's never a 100% guaranteed until it is shown in the pride merch or something.

Apparently, Striker's sexuality is going to be an important thing to his character later on in the show, so that's the reason why he isn't in the pride merch.

 

[The Saltening]

i feel like there is good caption opportunity here



just a bunch at different zoom levels

 

[Catboi]

Niffty is confirmed to be straight...and that's it. Yeah, you can assume some other characters are as well, but with these shows it's never a 100% guaranteed until it is shown in the pride merch or something.

Apparently, Striker's sexuality is going to be an important thing to his character later on in the show, so that's the reason why he isn't in the pride merch.

If he's straight that would be the real plot twist. I just assume everyone in these shows is some flavour of faggot until proven otherwise even if it makes no sense.

 

[The tired cat]

This will be good when finished.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jjx-0QtOmMM

I kinda like the AU where its Alastor and Angel Dust running a hotel to redeeme sinners, while Charlie is there for wanting to be entertained.

 

[AI generated waifu]

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Poor thing. She doesn't know she's a female character in a show written by Vivziepop.

 

[The Saltening]

Poor thing. She doesn't know she's a female character in a show written by Vivziepop.

She is one episode away from being nothing but a support character for a bisexual man

 

[Sooty Soot]

There are characters in this show that aren't homosexual?

I don't believe you.

Well, isn't the snake man straight?
>inb4 bisexual, pansexual, or some other flavor of fruit because of meta-info in an interview by vivianne

 

[sex haver]

Well, isn't the snake man straight?
>inb4 bisexual, pansexual, or some other flavor of fruit because of meta-info in an interview by vivianne

lol sure enough you're right: he's apparently canonically bisexual because he's holding that flag on a Hot Topic t-shirt according to the fan wiki.

Literally the entire cast of Hazbin is some flavor of gay except Niffty, who they still manage to get on pride merch by giving her an "ally" flag.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

i dont want to be lumped into the fanfic writers

i do like this idea tho. i think it ties together all the lore inaccurate religious things

I've seen weirder things in Hazbin fanfics. There's this one I read that revealed that Eve was somehow transformed into Hell itself after eating the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. Even weirder, God had no idea how and why it happened.

Consider the following:
Now, we never see any Indians in Hell, however we see plenty of white people, blakpipo, Latinx, and Asians. Now one has to consider the curious absence of Arabs and Indians which leads to one conclusion: Islam in the true religion in Hazbin Hotel, and Indians get reincarnated either in India (Their Hell) or outside of India (Their Heaven) where upon dying for a 2nd time they get sent to the real Heaven or Hell. Thank you for reading.

What about the Mormons?

 

[Sooty Soot]

What about the Mormons?

Much like gingers, they don't have souls, and cease to exist upon death.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

What about the Mormons?

Much like gingers, they don't have souls, and cease to exist upon death.

Don Bluth-bros......not like this.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

What about the Mormons?

They get reincarnated into Jewish Native Americans to prove Joseph Smith's early 19th century schizophrenic racism divine revelations correct.

 

[Nimbat Out Of Hell]

Niffty is confirmed to be straight...and that's it. Yeah, you can assume some other characters are as well, but with these shows it's never a 100% guaranteed until it is shown in the pride merch or something.

Apparently, Striker's sexuality is going to be an important thing to his character later on in the show, so that's the reason why he isn't in the pride merch.

Let me guess, Striker's a repressed faggot

 

[sex haver]

Let me guess, Striker's a repressed faggot

Well if they are making it a plot point then I doubt it'll just be "he's straight". Unless, I dunno like, the twist is that he's married to a woman and has a kid or something but lol I doubt it.

Fan theory for a long while has been closeted gay because he gets frustrated by Blitz/Fizz constantly making sex jokes in "Oops".

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Fan theory for a long while has been closeted gay because he gets frustrated by Blitz/Fizz constantly making sex jokes in "Oops".

Weird, by that logic, I must be a closet case too.

 

[Talmudic Ketamine]

Have any of the winners or Angels been confirmed to be a faggot?

 

[SpiderBitch]

Saw a theory that, because of the childish designs of most winners and of heaven (and its activities) in general, the vast vast majority of the winners are actually defenseless dead kids (since they are the most innocent generally and presumably get a special pass outside of special cases like the cannibal kid).
And since they are unable to defend themselves, it would make a little more sense why heaven just casually has an brutal extermination squad, theyre basically the guards protecting the kindergarten from potentional pooner shooters

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Let me guess, Striker's a repressed faggot

Well, he and Stella were excluded from a pride month merch thing because something something "Neither would be caught dead at Pride".

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Have any of the winners or Angels been confirmed to be a faggot?

St. Peter and Abel