Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[King Metalia]

Goitler is surprisingly fitting.

If Viv was smart or had the balls, she'd make him a mystery villain that's charismatic and then it comes out he's actually Hitler and the show climax is to banish him or something. It will never happen, but even Captain Planet had a Hitler episode, but unfortunately they couldn't afford the moustache trademark.
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Viv did have balls when it comes to one thing in her shows. Heaven's "final solution" to Hell's overpopulation problem.

 

[Beggamania]

Long overdue slander.

 

[Beggamania]

Also, who the fuck says that the man Alastor was killed was racist? It was 1930'S YOU MORON, AND HE GOT INVITED TO A PARTY FULL OF WHITE MEN. If he would've been racist, we'd get something more similar to this:

 

[California Newt]

Viv can always make Mox the bad guy by having him cheat on her first, you know?

The only way I would ever watch another second of Vivzieslop is if this was the way they brought Chaz back into the story.

The last time I tried to do something like that was with goodbye volcano high, didn't even buy it and couldn't even get past the Filler roleplay session.
Viv has to be fucking demented if she think I'll even consiering enduring her goyslop with the excuse of hatewatch.

I made this for another thread, but this seems like an appropriate place for it:

 

[California Newt]

Apologies for double post

Really I think its retarded to believe the story of the original sin ever happened even and especially if you believe in God, its a bleak metaphor about humanity's evolution and about what made them different from animals:

It is meant to be taken literally (and also spiritually, while preserving the literal sense). The Old and New Testament are both filled with genealogies dating back to it (the bloodlines being relevant to the Messiah), and the entire premise throughout is that death entered the world through this specific event. Evolution assumes death before the fall, so it's incompatible with that paradigm. Death isn't natural in the Biblical worldview—God didn't create the world that way.

Hyper-allegorical Christian-adjacent interpretations (particularly those of the gnostics) existed in the first millennium AD, but they were more in line with the popular pagan philosophy of the time than with the tradition that produced the texts in question. It's the same situation today with naturalistic "evolutionary" interpretations that try to force the text to fit a completely different way of looking at the world than the one that produced it.

This isn't the thread to make an argument in one direction or another on whether that worldview happens to be true or not; there's other threads and posts for that.

If you're wondering why I don't mention the Jews, it's partly because their textual tradition (at least with regards to Genesis, which is the book in question) is actually younger than that of the Christians: early Christians used the Septuagint, which was a translation of the Old Testament into Greek made by pre-Christian Jews. The Hebrew Masoretic Text, which the post-Christian Jews use, wasn't around until several centuries after Christ and with a lot of stuff changed.

Women are under greater subjection after the fall, so in a sense you're right there—but Adam was also chastised specifically for listening to his wife rather than God. You'll remember that Adam didn't just name the animals: he named Eve. In the ancient world, naming implies authority. They were equal in glory and maybe in other respects, but he had some kind of hierarchical role in relation to her that he betrayed in the fall.

I spent I think 45 minutes analyzing a fucking page of the Bible to write this, please tell me that it was either worth it or that I'm some sort of goyniggertrannyfaggot that is wrong and should kill himself NOW.

You get a lot of the gist of it right.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Interrupting the weapons of Michael talk to present something Vivzie would never have the balls to do.
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Adolf twinkler

 

[Kyria the Great]

Also, who the fuck says that the man Alastor was killed was racist? It was 1930'S YOU MORON, AND HE GOT INVITED TO A PARTY FULL OF WHITE MEN. If he would've been racist, we'd get something more similar to this:
Burger King hat guy on plane (FULL VIDEO)(480P).mp4

This is a problem with safe edgy which it can't explore the topics fully and must take weak half measures. I also find it weird that people think being racist is worse than murder, rape, torture, etc..... We as a society have severely misaligned morals as while racism is shitty, it's not the stuff that's truly heinous.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

This is a problem with safe edgy which it can't explore the topics fully and must take weak half measures. I also find it weird that people think being racist is worse than murder, rape, torture, etc..... We as a society have severely misaligned morals as while racism is shitty, it's not the stuff that's truly heinous.

It's the epitome of First World Problems. For as much as people whine about how awful America is, the biggest issue most of these losers have to deal with is maybe being called a slur on Twitter sometimes.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

It's the epitome of First World Problems. For as much as people whine about how awful America is, the biggest issue most of these losers have to deal with is maybe being called a slur on Twitter sometimes.

I think it definitely shows how sheltered they are. I’m not saying that everyone has to experience a horrible tragedy or atrocity, but I don’t think they realize just how jarring or traumatic even seeing a dead body can be speaking from experience. Keep in mind, a lot of them are/are aligned with keyboard revolutionaries who go on about how they’ll beat fascists to death with a baseball bat when they can barely even make a Starbucks order.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

It's the epitome of First World Problems. For as much as people whine about how awful America is, the biggest issue most of these losers have to deal with is maybe being called a slur on Twitter sometimes.

I think it definitely shows how sheltered they are. I’m not saying that everyone has to experience a horrible tragedy or atrocity, but I don’t think they realize just how jarring or traumatic even seeing a dead body can be speaking from experience. Keep in mind, a lot of them are/are aligned with keyboard revolutionaries who go on about how they’ll beat fascists to death with a baseball bat when they can barely even make a Starbucks order.

These people have never faced any real adversity in their entire lives, and because of that, they suffer from Main Character Syndrome: we are the good guys, whomever we don't like are the bad guys. The bad guys can't ever defeat us, because that isn't how it works in capeshit/vidya/etc. Therefore, when adversity does hit them in the face, they don't know what the fuck to do.

 

[InJailOutSoon]

Helluva Boss has released more merch, all related to season 2 stuff. You know, it must suck if you're just a HH fan and don't care about HB. You'll get some stuff released every once in a while and the pickings are slime, but Helluva seems to always be puking up merch releases all the time with just about anything.

Also, guess Viv had to market on the meme about her that was made to make fun of her writing.

 

[Beggamania]

Helluva Boss has released more merch, all related to season 2 stuff. You know, it must suck if you're just a HH fan and don't care about HB. You'll get some stuff released every once in a while and the pickings are slime, but Helluva seems to always be puking up merch releases all the time with just about anything.

Also, guess Viv had to market on the meme about her that was made to make fun of her writing.

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Ngl, this and Hatewatch card are actuly pretty good. If only the path to acceptance wasn't through 95 crashouts on Twitter....

 

[Re(Runner)48]

Helluva Boss has released more merch, all related to season 2 stuff. You know, it must suck if you're just a HH fan and don't care about HB. You'll get some stuff released every once in a while and the pickings are slime, but Helluva seems to always be puking up merch releases all the time with just about anything.

Also, guess Viv had to market on the meme about her that was made to make fun of her writing.

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Beyond lazy just text. Nothing else? Not even an inironic shitty O.C she would draw or make as irony? Or anything artistic? Pathetic.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Viv continues to show that she really should stick to action because the fights are surprisingly good.

Ngl with the throwing around of catchphrases and how even Nifty held her own against Val, I thought I was watching a pitch vid for a fighting game. Tag me when a game is announced at the end of this season.

Unironically speaking, Hazbin Hotel would have worked way better as a fighting game. Not only has Viv a knack for creating countless characters with different abilities but being able to follow each character story individualy would have resolved many pacing issues. Fighting games are also known for having convoluted plots.

It’s funny how Viv is better at writing action and vulgar humor than she is at writing romance, drama and character development.

(Sorry, this post is late.)

 

[Gondolindrim]

Unbelievably massive self own

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Rosie getting a stealth upgrade from generic overlord to actual demon/super sinner who makes bargains with humans was a welcome change. I thought they were going to do the "Lilith in disguise" route.

Actually, Viv said in a post that Rosie is connected to Lilith and we’l find out why in season 3

Huskvette shipping dropped. It is RIGHTEOUS because not only is hetero, but between two people who were of the same race.

That’s not righteous, that’s kind of stupid.

 

[Vernors Vendor]

Apparently some Amazon employees' kids got into their account uploaded this turdball of a leak video:

Spoiler: 1080p local archive

 

[Baphometkun]

Unbelievably massive self own
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Her disconnect from reality couldn't be greater.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Apparently some Amazon employees' kids got into their account uploaded this turdball of a leak video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0yxcFKps2lM

Spoiler: 1080p local archive

Hazbin Hotel Season 2 - Leakage - Rai star 모.mp4

Isn't this from a few weeks ago?
Nice cropping btw

 

[The handsome tard]

Havent been following much but apparently they completely defanged Alastor and made him into fraudulant bitch? Turns out that he didnt make a deal with some sort of mysterious, uber powerful entity that might even border on being eldritch in nature, its just some random bitch that may or may not be a sinner herself (with apparently that much power to share).

Why the fuck modern entertainment just cant help itself? Seems like everytime they have one of those type of mysterious OP chess player characters, be them good or evil, eventually they will get deconstructed and made weaker and pathetic, all disguised as a clever twist and "humanizing" the character.

A large appeal about Alastor was just how in control he was of the situation and hell, for all its faults, S1 at least maintained him a powerful character that could hold its own against Lucifer (if there was a moment to remind us Alastor is sometimes a big fish in a small pond it should have been then but they didnt, soo...) and he also was tricking other big players of Hell so to now just reveal him as not really all that is just another example of irony poisoned subversive modern writing.

People LIKED to see Alastor coming out ontop against the big players of Hell since it really made this WHOLE thing, right down to renovating the Hotel, as part of a big scheme of his while also there being the possibility of a somehow even bigger player that he is serving (tho possibly is also working against secretly).

Oh well, I guess its on the audiences at this point, I suppose.