Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[didelphigina]

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"I know better than to sexualize lesbian relationships—" Be quiet, please.

What does "sexualizing" even count for anymore? How can one see a relationship? Completely neutrally? Their relationship is faker than Alastor's aura but when does something draw the line at "sexualizing"? Aren't these the same people to sexualize LGBT relationships to no tomorrow??? When does a line reach???

 

[Strangolapreti]

"I know better than to sexualize lesbian relationships—" Be quiet, please.

What does "sexualizing" even count for anymore? How can one see a relationship? Completely neutrally? Their relationship is faker than Alastor's aura but when does something draw the line at "sexualizing"? Aren't these the same people to sexualize LGBT relationships to no tomorrow??? When does a line reach???

Marshall & Lily form HIMYM except it's 2 girls would be base standard.
If you want me to speak libtard and bring two faggots, there's always Night in the woods with Angus and Gregg.
Viv knows hollow knight exists because she stole Grimm's design for his shitass fag owl, so Cornifer and Iselda also makes for a solid example, just make it 2 girls. how their relationship ensues is not really shown, but the descriptions you get when buying maps from the wife do paints you an idea of their chemestry.

 

[InJailOutSoon]

I just want to remind everyone that Lucifer wasn't going to intimidate a Sinner to help his daughter...until the mention of Alastor. I don't think the show was intending to make it seem like Lucifer cares more about spiting Alastor than his daughter; but that's just how it was written.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Lurking around on /co/ yesterday and someone who allegedly knows Viv's circle posted this. I believe it somehow, but I hate it. (Potential spoilers for the series ending of Hazbin).

tl;dr, it's worse than I expected:

Spoiler

>Lucifer is redeemed earlier than expected
>Audience might think Alastor is "getting soft", turns out he was just getting the other overlords out of the way
>Alastor charms Emily into becoming his useful tool to lower heaven's defenses
>Big Alastor/Charlie battle
>Everyone in Heaven is looking down and cheering her on "just like the jedi"
>Alastor kills Charlie
>Charlie becomes Hell Jesus
>Everyone from Hell is saved
>Emily becomes a fallen angel and arrives to an empty hell as Alastor’s queen

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Bull

 

[AnOminous]

No, it's "WOOOOOOOO BEING IN HEAVEN IS GREEEEEAT", someone is too much of a coward to mention the Big guy himself.

But where are the dogs and cats? And why are we supposed to pretend Heaven has neither cats nor dogs? That isn't Heaven. That's SHIT.

 

[RavioliHabit]

All of this sounds extremely plausible for Viv, but I’m not exactly sure about AlastorXEmily becoming a canon romantic couple, though; certain idiots would complain like, ” but muh ace representation” and “oh, so the few two DARK-SKINNED characters on the show are antagonists, hmm?”.. Actually, all the crash-outs and shit over this could be really funny.

That made me laugh, too.

>The palest (literally white-skinned) female character saves everyone and takes them to Heaven
>Emily arrives in Hell surprised to see that it's empty
>The only two people left in Hell are black

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

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Someone really needs to 'jak her. I don't know why but this seems like something hilarious.

"I know better than to sexualize lesbian relationships—" Be quiet, please.

Tranny Homotel is full of gender-SHIT-specials, or so I heard.

What does "sexualizing" even count for anymore? How can one see a relationship? Completely neutrally? Their relationship is faker than Alastor's aura but when does something draw the line at "sexualizing"? Aren't these the same people to sexualize LGBT relationships to no tomorrow??? When does a line reach???

Lesbian death bed, apparently.

That made me laugh, too.

>The palest (literally white-skinned) female character saves everyone and takes them to Heaven
>Emily arrives in Hell surprised to see that it's empty
>The only two people left in Hell are black

Not only this: Emily falls just to reign beside Alastor because... she just does? "Oh yeah I like Hell better because freedom and look at this magical half-negro!"

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

So how long after all the rapists and murderers get a free pass into heaven does Angellic White flight kick in and Heaven becomes a shithole and a new actual heaven comes about?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

why are we supposed to pretend Heaven has neither cats nor dogs? That isn't Heaven. That's SHIT.

Man, this show doesn't even get basic theology right, fuckin' hell.

From the Book of Don Bluth:

 

[Sasmate]

Just saw the next two eps
Character check in:

1. Vox, Lute and Husk continue to be the only likable/believable characters.
2. Angel dust is alright I guess. Cool twist with the spy stuff
3. Heaven characters are all absolute retards. Can’t believe I’m saying this but I hope Heaven falls and dies. Hopefully that insufferable Charlie clone kicks the bucket first.
4. Charlie and Vaggie are fucking boring and they’re also dykes which are usually inept, over-emotional imbeciles; as shown in the present episodes.
5. Alastor still an edgelord caricature. Yawn.

I find it funny how much more likable the bad guys are than the good guys.

Also why is this vivziepop so obsessed with sexual (especially LGBT) stuff? Is she a porn addict? Even the more sex-averse characters like Vox and Husk are definitely a faggot, and possibly a faggot, respectively. Not helping the alphabet people’s image when everytime a fag or dyke opens their mouth it’s to say something depraved. (This bit is unrelated to the episodes I just have noticed the theme throughout)

 

[Fekete_solyom]

if alastor x emily becomes real then it will be funny seeing viv dick riders protecting her from misogyny claims from former dick riders that got disgusted by the ship. generational fall out could happen

 

[Niggerphobe]

I wonder if at some point they thought about making vaggie undercover for heaven

 

[Saxxon]

EPISODE 5
Vox takes the spotlight, first song was crap but the other two were good specially the part where daddy faggot Lucifer gets publicly humiliated for being all bark no bite like Alastor, although he not being able to hurt sinners is an interesting form of punishment for him. But yeah heaven is just been made retarded for no reason,I don't even see why they should be the ones to apologize when hell is still full of pieces of shit like the Vox, who ironically since Viv fears the Trump comparisons is been made as this guy standing up for the "genocide" of sinners while pointing out at everyone's bullshit, what did she mean by this?
Overall ok episode, I wanna shout-out the little detail that you can tell in some scenes which of the Val's dancers is the 8/10.

EPISODE 6
This one felt like setting up for the last two episodes, once again everyone is too retarded to realize that Lilith's disappearance and the exterminations are obviously connected but I do like how we are seeing the cracks of the Vees as a group showing. Liked Husk's song bonus because of the Zach Hadel cameo, cool use of his screams for the rains and he was funny as the bunny character too. What I couldn't take were the next two songs, just shipping bait and the Angel Dust one... not horrible but both were kind of cringe inducing.

Speaking of AD, the revelation while neat in concept is obviously introduced without any previous real foreshadowing and it also undercuts Val as villain because Vox is the one doing all the evil shit, like what's the point of owning someone's soul if you still need to sissy-hypno them to do your bidding?
Vaggie finally tells Charlie the turn down the autism, and while I appreciated the friction in their relationship (something S1 needed) in the words of Carmilla: " I don't have time for this lesbian drama."
As my final point, of course Baxter and Niffty are now hanging around outside of camera, which is a shame because she and Vox are the only consistently funny characters.

Lurking around on /co/ yesterday and someone who allegedly knows Viv's circle posted this. I believe it somehow, but I hate it. (Potential spoilers for the series ending of Hazbin).

tl;dr, it's worse than I expected:

Spoiler

>Lucifer is redeemed earlier than expected
>Audience might think Alastor is "getting soft", turns out he was just getting the other overlords out of the way
>Alastor charms Emily into becoming his useful tool to lower heaven's defenses
>Big Alastor/Charlie battle
>Everyone in Heaven is looking down and cheering her on "just like the jedi"
>Alastor kills Charlie
>Charlie becomes Hell Jesus
>Everyone from Hell is saved
>Emily becomes a fallen angel and arrives to an empty hell as Alastor’s queen

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Yeah, no way this is real, it has to be fake it just reads like a very bad fanfiction and the writing of Hazbin is very fanfiction like but this is on another level. I know Emily is not the most well liked character here but what the fuck she even did to deserve this?

 

[Gondolindrim]

3. Heaven characters are all absolute retards. Can’t believe I’m saying this but I hope Heaven falls and dies. Hopefully that insufferable Charlie clone kicks the bucket first.

The only way this show works is if the angels and "winners" are utterly incompetent.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

The only way this show works is if the angels and "winners" are utterly incompetent.

Saw a take from the most basic bitch, fat, Austin, TX liberal white guy who said that he didn't even want people redeemed since "Heaven is full of hypocrites and is boring."
The concept of Heaven being "boring" has to be one of the most eyeroll-inducing takes to come out of modernity.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Saw a take from the most basic bitch, fat, Austin, TX liberal white guy who said that he didn't even want people redeemed since "Heaven is full of hypocrites and is boring."
The concept of Heaven being "boring" has to be one of the most eyeroll-inducing takes to come out of modernity.

The kind of take that screams “fuck you mom and dad”.

 

[make_it_so]

Saw a take from the most basic bitch, fat, Austin, TX liberal white guy who said that he didn't even want people redeemed since "Heaven is full of hypocrites and is boring."
The concept of Heaven being "boring" has to be one of the most eyeroll-inducing takes to come out of modernity.

The kind of take that screams “fuck you mom and dad”.

That's the sign of an immensely mentally, spiritually, and emotionally immature individual. Though perhaps also not unexpected as in the context of the show, Vivziepop has done little to show any actual downside to spending eternity in the meaningless hedonistic depravity and anarchy that would make her Hell. Because she's an immensely mentally, spiritually, and emotionally immature individual herself.

 

[Niggerphobe]

I wonder would vox use imp to get more sinners in hell and bind them with a contract when they get in hell

 

[Various Shades of Brown]

I couldn't put together why I liked the Husk segment in Episode 6 until I realized why it was so good; it was a sinner, in Hell, succumbing to sins that had nothing to do with the overarching plot. The first time this has happened in like, the whole season? It's definitely unintentional, but there's a kind of poetry to how the most pointless song (from a story perspective) about being nostalgic and sinking deeper into old habits is the best one in the episode. A bunch of songs in the show tend to be repetitive, but this one actually makes sense, given the context.

In a show that's always oozing sex jokes, horny phrasing and a bunch of suggestive visuals, it was deeply satisfying to watch him exercise 3 of the 7 deadlies in the span of a few minutes instead of taking the audience through yet another Tunnel of Lust. Hell, you could say he hit that one with how the song's about love (of substance abuse) and the showgirls coercing him to keep playing. Just an overall lovely segment, and it's a shame we probably won't get to see this kind of thing more often.

Also Keith David's gruff voice is, again, a very welcome change amongst the usual bravado the other VAs put into their singing.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

From the Book of Don Bluth:

Vivienne could never write a sequence this affecting: