Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[Castoreum]

Sorry for double-posting. I was just so gobsmacked.

Holy shit these songs are awful. No substance. Like a mass-produced cake from the grocery store. Looks nice at first, but underneath it's all frosting and preservatives; no flavor.

I actually got a headache these last 2 eps. Ugh.

Another victory for the deaf and blind.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Christian Borle’s back must hurt from carrying this season.

More like Satanist Borle am I right? (The LaVeyan one)

She's very bad at this.

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Tranny colours WAOW!!!! So subtle.

Completely submissive to sinners instead of being the ultimate sinner-grinder 3000 from medieval portraits?

TFW when you can't intimidate anyone:

Time to post that clip again:

 

[RavioliHabit]

Lurking around on /co/ yesterday and someone who allegedly knows Viv's circle posted this. I believe it somehow, but I hate it. (Potential spoilers for the series ending of Hazbin).

tl;dr, it's worse than I expected:

Spoiler

>Lucifer is redeemed earlier than expected
>Audience might think Alastor is "getting soft", turns out he was just getting the other overlords out of the way
>Alastor charms Emily into becoming his useful tool to lower heaven's defenses
>Big Alastor/Charlie battle
>Everyone in Heaven is looking down and cheering her on "just like the jedi"
>Alastor kills Charlie
>Charlie becomes Hell Jesus
>Everyone from Hell is saved
>Emily becomes a fallen angel and arrives to an empty hell as Alastor’s queen

 

[The tired cat]

Spoiler: meme + VoxCHAD art dump

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Okay, I seriously love that version of God! Like it's the most bad ass and yet creepy looking one! Also, nice Kaisen parody, love it.

Between this and the stupidity of the main and Heaven cast, I unironically wish Vox would win.
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Man, I imagine the VA was just having a ball from all these lines he was getting.

 

[TheClorax]

Now I’m just wondering how she would argue in her thread?

“I can’t be a nepo baby, I haven’t talked to my parents in years!”

 

[Argos]

Lucifer may not be able to harm sinners.

But Charlie can.

 

[The tired cat]

Lurking around on /co/ yesterday and someone who allegedly knows Viv's circle posted this. I believe it somehow, but I hate it. (Potential spoilers for the series ending of Hazbin).

tl;dr, it's worse than I expected:

Spoiler

>Alastor was playing 4D chess to take over Hell since he was alive
>Lucifer is redeemed earlier than expected
>Audience might think Alastor is "getting soft", turns out he's just getting the other overlords out of the way
>Alastor charms Emily into becoming his useful tool to lower heaven's defenses
>Big Alastor/Charlie battle
>Everyone in heaven is looking down cheering her on "just like the jedi"
>Alastor kills Charlie
>Charlie becomes Hell Jesus
>Everyone from Hell is saved
>Emily becomes a fallen angel and arrives to an empty hell as Alastor’s queen

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Ye, I'm not really sold on this. Some of it reads like snippets from the Hazbin Journey to the Light thing, Emily and Alastor is a VEEERY small ship material among fans and I mean super small. So, I doubt Viv would grab onto something that isn't that hugely popular (only reason CherrixPentious, AngelxHusk and CharliexVaggie are in the show cause of their popularity)

 

[make_it_so]

Lurking around on /co/ yesterday and someone who allegedly knows Viv's circle posted this. I believe it somehow, but I hate it. (Potential spoilers for the series ending of Hazbin).

tl;dr, it's worse than I expected:

Spoiler

>Lucifer is redeemed earlier than expected
>Audience might think Alastor is "getting soft", turns out he was just getting the other overlords out of the way
>Alastor charms Emily into becoming his useful tool to lower heaven's defenses
>Big Alastor/Charlie battle
>Everyone in Heaven is looking down and cheering her on "just like the jedi"
>Alastor kills Charlie
>Charlie becomes Hell Jesus
>Everyone from Hell is saved
>Emily becomes a fallen angel and arrives to an empty hell as Alastor’s queen

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While I'm fascinated by the idea of Alastor being the secret main bad all this time, I don't think I can get behind the rest. Unless Viv's going to make her an outright villain herself, Emily doesn't deserve that shit.

Also, everyone from Hell is saved and it's emptied out? Even Hellborn like Blitzo and company and the Ars Goetia? How could they be saved when they technically never sinned and got banished in the first place?

 

[The Nothingness]

The revelation that Angel Dust is a spy sounds just as "shocking" as the revelation of Vaggie being an angel.

Lurking around on /co/ yesterday and someone who allegedly knows Viv's circle posted this. I believe it somehow, but I hate it. (Potential spoilers for the series ending of Hazbin).

tl;dr, it's worse than I expected:

Spoiler

>Lucifer is redeemed earlier than expected
>Audience might think Alastor is "getting soft", turns out he was just getting the other overlords out of the way
>Alastor charms Emily into becoming his useful tool to lower heaven's defenses
>Big Alastor/Charlie battle
>Everyone in Heaven is looking down and cheering her on "just like the jedi"
>Alastor kills Charlie
>Charlie becomes Hell Jesus
>Everyone from Hell is saved
>Emily becomes a fallen angel and arrives to an empty hell as Alastor’s queen

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If this is how the series ends, I will react like the final scene from In the Mouth of Madness.

 

[RavioliHabit]

Ye, I'm not really sold on this. Some of it reads like snippets from the Hazbin Journey to the Light thing, Emily and Alastor is a VEEERY small ship material among fans and I mean super small. So, I doubt Viv would grab onto something that isn't that hugely popular (only reason CherrixPentious, AngelxHusk and CharliexVaggie are in the show cause of their popularity)

I absolutely believe that Viv would do some kind of rug pull like this just to piss off the Charlastor shippers and the Alastor yumes. Also since Emily and Alastor haven't met yet I wonder if she's hoping people will hype up the "uwu soft gorl/bad boi" thing when they finally do. She also loves that whole "le dark corruption" dynamic. Idk, it could be bullshit but it sounded convincing to me.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Now I’m just wondering how she would argue in her thread?

"No, sinner child, it is YOU who is the nepobaby born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Enjoy redemption."

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Taken from /co/

The jokes write themselves.

 

[The tired cat]

I absolutely believe that Viv would do some kind of rug pull like this just to piss off the Charlastor shippers and the Alastor yumes. She also loves that whole "le dark corruption" dynamic. Idk, it could be bullshit but it sounded convincing to me.

I will say, I think one thing is real is Alastor becoming the bad guy. Yeah, it definitely seems like that's where the show is headed. I doubt he's going to be the final big bad, and it feels like he’s going to get taken down pretty hard in Season 3 or 4. Honestly, Roo might be the one to do it herself, maybe because he dared to overstep his boundries or something

 

[make_it_so]

"No, sinner child, it is YOU who is the nepobaby born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Enjoy redemption."

As funny as that sounds, I don't see her as a Tomlinson type. Probably closer to Chris-chan - early Chris-chan - in terms of being hopelessly naive and clueless and constantly walking into problems she could've avoided.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Lurking around on /co/ yesterday and someone who allegedly knows Viv's circle posted this. I believe it somehow, but I hate it. (Potential spoilers for the series ending of Hazbin).

tl;dr, it's worse than I expected:

Spoiler

>Lucifer is redeemed earlier than expected
>Audience might think Alastor is "getting soft", turns out he was just getting the other overlords out of the way
>Alastor charms Emily into becoming his useful tool to lower heaven's defenses
>Big Alastor/Charlie battle
>Everyone in Heaven is looking down and cheering her on "just like the jedi"
>Alastor kills Charlie
>Charlie becomes Hell Jesus
>Everyone from Hell is saved
>Emily becomes a fallen angel and arrives to an empty hell as Alastor’s queen

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Also, from the entire bad guy lineup we have in this show:
>the First Man and his schizo second-in-command
>the overlords of new media
>the First Woman... potentially both of them
>the literal personification of evil as a concept
Yet it's the dorky fucking pay-to-win edgelord from New Orleans with only a couple of pettily-motivated kills to his name that ends up as the final boss? You know what, yeah, that actually seems on par for this show.

 

[Niggerphobe]

i wonder why didn’t Lucifer have Camilla on his side

 

[King Metalia]

I had to pause my watch through of the new eps and come here.

Vox says, "Make Hell great again," word-for-word and Vivzie is worried about viewers comparing him to Trump? Is she stupid?

The fact that the phrase "Make Hell Great Again" is now canon has cemented Vox as Viv's greatest creation. I don't know about anyone else but I've officially gotten what I wanted out of this season.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

The fact that the phrase "Make Hell Great Again" is now canon has cemented Vox as Viv's greatest creation. I don't know about anyone else but I've officially gotten what I wanted out of this season.

"We're gonna make hell great, its gonna be the biggest, beautiful pyre for sinners. And we're gonna make heaven pay for it!"

 

[The Nothingness]

So what other "Vox is Trump" analogies are going to be made? I Val going remark that Vox has a tiny pee-pee when the Vees have a falling out?

 

[1337H4XOR]

*speaks Spanish*
I AM FROM FUCKING FLORIDA!

Edit: Also 1950 version of racism.