💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Eh, he lied about it in his wiki page too, stating that it was effectively done too.

I predict they only have the animatic, and that the animation isn't done yet since they were too retarded to get more than one animator.
It would make sense as a pilot, to be shipped around to other networks to see if it gets picked up, but they've stated before it's going to be an 8 episode web series, right? If they haven't even finished the pilot I don't ever see this coming out until years from now.

Though another of Black's shows had only 1 episode. This show called Cabonauts.
This is the only thing I've been able to find of this other show, an interview with 289 total views on YouTube.
Here's the IMDb page for it. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1480341/
It's listed as a, and I quote,"A sci-fi, musical comedy set in a space cab. Each episode features iconic sci-fi actors and actresses taking a ride to a planet of their choice - and then breaking into an original song and dance."
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I haven't been able to find the one episode that was apparently made so far.

Interestingly enough, it's also related as an 8.9/10 on IMDb, but with what we've seen so far, that's probably Black and his sockpuppets. Good job showing restraint Black, and not rating it 10/10!
 
So which do you think is gonna become vaporware first guys: Gen Zed or Mighty No. 9? Alternatively, which do you think will get released first?

Gen Zed will be prevented from airing by a conspiracy of 8chan MRA Gamergaters who hate beautiful transwomyn and Hayden's special extra progressive humour. ): ): ):
 
It would make sense as a pilot, to be shipped around to other networks to see if it gets picked up, but they've stated before it's going to be an 8 episode web series, right? If they haven't even finished the pilot I don't ever see this coming out until years from now.

Though another of Black's shows had only 1 episode. This show called Cabonauts.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OXKR-aQvSAIThis is the only thing I've been able to find of this other show, an interview with 289 total views on YouTube.
Here's the IMDb page for it. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1480341/
It's listed as a, and I quote,"A sci-fi, musical comedy set in a space cab. Each episode features iconic sci-fi actors and actresses taking a ride to a planet of their choice - and then breaking into an original song and dance."
:story:
I haven't been able to find the one episode that was apparently made so far.

Interestingly enough, it's also related as an 8.9/10 on IMDb, but with what we've seen so far, that's probably Black and his sockpuppets. Good job showing restraint Black, and not rating it 10/10!
He repeats the same story.

<X> had no interested in my word, until they read the script. Then <X> said they absolutely MUST be in the show!

Nichols, their animator for Gen Zed... it's interesting.
 
Thanks for the IMDB link, @sassyma seed !

Let's look at the ratings for Hayden's shows:
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That's a lot of 10/10 ratings for shows no one heard of, both with less than 10 episodes...

And Goodnight Burbank has two rave reviews:
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One is by someone who only wrote one other review. The other reviewer apparently made an account just so he could review Goodnight Burbank. Make of that what you will.

EDIT: The Cabonauts is apparently THE FIRST EVER U.S. SHOW to be commissionned by Dailymotion!
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Amazing how Hayden Black always feels the need to claim that whatever shit show he comes up with is the first something EVER. Egomaniac, I tell you.
 
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Thanks for the IMDB link, @sassyma seed !

Let's look at the ratings for Hayden's shows:
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That's a lot of 10/10 ratings for shows no one heard of, both with less than 10 episodes...

And Goodnight Burbank has two rave reviews:
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One is by someone who only wrote one other review. The other reviewer apparently made an account just so he could review Goodnight Burbank. Make of that what you will.

EDIT: The Cabonauts is apparently THE FIRST EVER U.S. SHOW to be commissionned by Dailymotion!
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Amazing how Hayden Black always feels the need to claim that whatever shit show he comes up with is the first something EVER. Egomaniac, I tell you.
I love how the second line in one of Goodnight Burbank's reviews literally says Hayden Black deserves an Emmy.
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Are you even trying to hide your fake reviews anymore Black? We all know you think you deserve an Emmy, but you're the only one who seems to think that.

Also, I've found more Cabonauts info. https://m.facebook.com/TheCabonauts
Here's their Facebook , though it hasn't been updated in 2015. However, it does have the trailer, and it's somehow just as bad as Gen Zed. Here's their Dailymotion page. http://www.dailymotion.com/cabonauts
And even better, here's the trailer.
I'm not even kidding, the first line in the trailer calls the show the "WORLD'S FIRST EVER SCI-FI MUSICAL COMEDY" and the first line of dialogue from the show talks about how Hayden Black Black's character, and I quote," deserves a promotion, raise, and 3 hot blondes to doodle his goods."
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The smart lead anchor for Goodnight Burbank.
The awesome trainer who deserves blondes.
And of course Quillam is the wise, all-seeing guiding force that suggested all four of the Gen Zed characters move in together.

Hayden, please stop publicly masturbating everywhere.
 
I'm not even kidding, the first line in the trailer calls the show the "WORLD'S FIRST EVER SCI-FI MUSICAL COMEDY" and the first line of dialogue from the show talks about how Hayden Black Black's character, and I quote," deserves a promotion, raise, and 3 hot blondes to doodle his goods."

hahahahahahahah the fucking ego on this guy :story:

From Shona's twitter- a retweet

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So we've graduated from cyber bullying to cyber violence.
 
Well darn, now I feel bad. I wonder what physical injuries Black and Goldstein have received from us? Aside from a bruising of the ego.
What are you saying? A bruised ego is the most deadly of all Internet-based injuries. 70% of the Tumblr population alone has to be hospitalized every year for this very reason!!
 
I'm not even kidding, the first line in the trailer calls the show the "WORLD'S FIRST EVER SCI-FI MUSICAL COMEDY" and the first line of dialogue from the show talks about how Hayden Black Black's character, and I quote," deserves a promotion, raise, and 3 hot blondes to doodle his goods."

Complete lie, as usual. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. That's just two off the top of my head.
 
Looking at the history on Hayden Black's Wiki article, there are not one, not two ,but three obvious sockpuppets!
And another one, where he argues with wiki admins!
Plus an account that seems to be a regular Wiki user wirth numeous contribs, but once created a very promotional-sounding article for Goodnight Burbank... and attempted to create a page for Hayden back in '06, but got summarily deleted for lack of notability.


By the way, do you know what happened to Hayden's other company, the one that produced TV smash hit Goodnight Burbank?
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Pay your damn taxes, Hayden.
 
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