💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Or she'll rant about some autistic guy on the internet

Isn't that what we do daily?

 

[JU 199]

Why do I have this sense of dread that there's going to a scene where her stand up act full of "hilarious" jokes gets a standing ovation and ends with experienced comedians asspatting her?

Observations about the cis, while males and their shitlord tendencies?

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

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These almost look like tears of joy to me, and I don't think that's the angle they're going for.
Can't speak as a trans person, but wouldn't a more appropriate emotion to show in this situation be "horrified with anger slowly building up to the surface" or "stunned at the amount of ignorance in the room"? Especially since she's not supposed to "let bastards get her down"? I guess not, because then they'd have to spend an extra dollar on the animation.

 

[Football Meatlong]

I call for KiwI Stream night when this piece of trash comes on. Anyone in favor?

Mystery Science Kiwi 3000?

 

[Count groudon]

Honestly, i just can't get over how casual they are about the asian girl being addicted to pills.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

More info about the characters:

Spoiler: Big

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Huey seems to be the most interesting of the bunch, the most flawed and will probably be the most relatable too. I'd be constantly angry as well if I had to live with those guys.
All Cameron has going for him right now is a Tragic Backstory™ and the creepy pass-time of making an AI waifu.
Don't care about the girls and don't care about Quilliam (what kind of name is that? Quill+William?).
Still no information about their attitudes as gamers though.

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

Don't care about the girls and don't care about Quilliam (what kind of name is that? Quill+William?).

Quilliam is the kind of name that a worrying number of people who are not English think all English people have. For the record it's actually a version of a Scots Gaelic family name and it originates from the Isle of Man.

 

[JU 199]

Quilliam is the kind of name that a worrying number of people who are not English think all English people have. For the record it's actually a version of a Scots Gaelic family name and it originates from the Isle of Man.

Hayden is British so It makes this choice more perplexing

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Hayden is British so It makes this choice more perplexing

Well Hayden has proven himself to be a twat, so it's not surprising that we can add "fucking idiot" to the list of things he is.

 

[JU 199]

Well Hayden has proven himself to be a twat

I think he's also behind Shona Summer's twitter account. Originally I thought it was the voice actress but i'm convinced it's him now.

This is a character gimmick for promoting show, right? Wouldn't she (a g@m3r) be able to detect the obviousness of the bait and laugh at stupid, tryhard edgelords who send this shit?

More proof Hayden doesn't understand the shitstorm he's climbed into.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

I think he's also behind Shona Summer's twitter account. Originally I thought it was the voice actress but i'm convinced it's him now.

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This is a character gimmick for promoting show, right? Wouldn't she (a g@m3r) be able to detect the obviousness of the bait and laugh at stupid, tryhard edgelords who send this shit?

More proof Hayden doesn't understand the shitstorm he's climbed into.

The idea of an in-character Twitter is pretty nice in my opinion, but Hayden fucks it up by using it as a platform to spew SJW bullshit and plug his show.

 

[JU 199]

The idea of an in-character Twitter is pretty nice in my opinion, but Hayden fucks it up by using it as a platform to spew SJW bullshit and promote his show.

Yeah, it would be if He understood what to do. Breaking character every 5 minutes to promote hayden looks real amateur.

Plus adding pew pew to everything is retarded.

 

[Level20Wizard]

I'm vouching it going to its so bad it's not even good, still bad territory. Maybe we have another The Room on our hands. Didn't Wisaeu have a gaming channel at one point though?

 

[Silvana]

Yay - a bright new day dawns! Another day of tearing into GenZed! (Seriously, now I know this is a doomed endeavour, I'm having the best fun ripping the piss...I mean, analysing and deconstructing it...

Of course the Mary Sue defends a work with a Sue.
And just like Anita, Gen Zed's another example of exploitation with progressive themes.

May the Kiwi sun shine brightly upon your house, @Problematic Kawaii . I'll tell you right now, this whole GenZed business has led me, the past couple of days, to ask myself, "just what is this whole tumblr/SJW thing about? I mean, what do they want? What are their motives? And I must admit, I was at a total loss. Until, just now, when I read your post - specifically the phrase, "exploitation with progressive themes"...

Spoiler

Well, of course. How could I be such a fool as to think the SJW community had any sort of guiding philosophy or concrete set of ideals? After all, I know just how hypocritical and self-contradictory the vast majority of SJWs are. As is so often the case, we can best understand the workings of these peoples' minds by asking the simple question, "who benefits?" Well, in the wonderful world of tumblr, a world of happy, genderqueer pixies and transnigger bunnies, "who benefits" is always the person who shouts loud enough to get the attention of other people. All else is ephemera - what they're saying, why they're saying it, what they hope to achieve in the short or long-term. If the bomb dropped tomorrow, SJWs would be all yelling as one, "don't you rape me with your thermal radiation, you CISGENDERED THERMONUCLEAR SHITLORD", in efforts to gain asspats and pity points. This, as their bodies are hurled against the ground with enough force to break every single one of their bones, and the burning flesh is stripped from their ribcages, their piercings catching fire as they separate from the melting flesh cascading down their yapping, entitled little faces...

...You know, I was starting to feel somewhat depressed as I typed that stuff about "who benefits", but now I strangely feel much more cheerful! But I digress...

Regarding GenZed, it's hard to say just what Mr Cak - I mean, Mr Black hopes to gain from this little adventure. Money? Certainly. Credibility? Surely not. I mean, after this, it's not as if anyone will ever take him seriously again. Maybe the whole thing is an elaborate troll - in which case, a tip of the fedora to you, sir. But even then, I can't help but doubt the man's sanity - he's doing it under his own name, for God's sake.

"Things Gamergate isn't blamed for" is a short list at this point, I imagine.

Things Gamergate has been discovered responsible for (in the last 2 minutes and 38.4 seconds):

Spoiler

The Assassination of JFK
Minions
Westboro Baptist Church
Cancer of the colon
The poor quality of ED's KiwiFarms article
That spot between the oven and the dishwasher you can't clean without dragging one of them out of position
Brianna Wu's manjaw
Forced memes
Dobson's PTSD
Root canal work
The bump in my nose
The 1917 Spanish flu epidemic
CWC's bent duck

More info about the characters:

Spoiler: Big

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I don't know if anyone already has, but if not, I'm calling it now. PsychoDude is gay - not only that, he's turning tricks. Very Special Episode incoming.

Shona is an aspiring stand-up comedian, right? Why do I have this sense of dread that there's going to a scene where her stand up act full of "hilarious" jokes gets a standing ovation and ends with experienced comedians asspatting her?

"An aspiring stand-up comedian". What, just like the VA actress - Devorah Chin Transtein or whatever the hell she's called? Yeah, right. Mr Logatto was also "an aspiring stand-up comedian". And TJ Church is "an aspiring writer", Chris is an "aspiring comic book artist" and I'm an aspiring hot supermodel who shits $100 bills.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I don't know if anyone already has, but if not, I'm calling it now. PsychoDude is gay - not only that, he's turning tricks. Very Special Episode incoming.

They're all gay in the end. Or gayish. We'll learn that there is no such thing as straight, and that heterosexuality is just a conformist label given to us by oppressive caucasian Republican industrial pharmaceutical autism rights.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly, i just can't get over how casual they are about the asian girl being addicted to pills.

Drugs are funny and make you unique and cool, especially if you're cute and Asian!

Yeah, it would be if He understood what to do. Breaking character every 5 minutes to promote hayden looks real amateur.

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Plus adding pew pew to everything is retarded.

Why not ask him about his history of racist, sexist, tweets, rape jokes, etc.?

Oh, yeah. Never mind that.

 

[Silvana]

They're all gay in the end. Or gayish. We'll learn that there is no such thing as straight, and that heterosexuality is just a conformist label given to us by oppressive caucasian Republican industrial pharmaceutical autism rights.

But of course. Fat Albert and Drug Whore on the right? They're sharing an intimate moment with the aid of a double-ended dildo. Chinstein is also enjoying the use of a dildo - as well as a string of vaginal love beads she's inserted into her urethra. That's why she's enthusiastically pumping her arms up and down - gotta make that man clitty sing! PsychoDude hasn't yet come out of the closet - so he's settled for taking a shit in his pants, and is now moving his hips from side to side so as to enjoy the feeling of it smushing around. Give him till episode 2, though - he'll be an out-and-proud sissy diaperfur courageously declaring his right to Cleveland steamers and blumpkins. From a fat guy. In a Rainbow Dash fursuit. (Most likely the landlord.)

You oppressive shitlord!

 

[MasterDisaster]

The site said something about this coming out in 2015...so if there an official release date or is this just going to peter off into nothingness while Hayden just rubs sweet merch money all over his body?

 

[Silvana]

The site said something about this coming out in 2015...so if there an official release date or is this just going to peter off into nothingness while Hayden just rubs sweet merch money all over his body?

I'll give you three guesses.

And the first two don't count.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"Things Gamergate isn't blamed for" is a short list at this point, I imagine.

Goobergate did 9/11. Goobergate did the holocaust. Goobergate did the Titanic.

Tumblr still isn't biting the bait: