💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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I was bored and after making this my brain feels foggy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fLoZWVI85Cs
Wow. After your amazing video, these were the recommended videos to watch:
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A young, cutesy Asian woman who chooses a working class lifestyle while living on her rich parents' dime? Never heard that one before.
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I can't decide if it's more or less autistic than Growing Around.

After all, a certain number of people seem to be falling for this bullshit. They're announcing some shit that isn't even made as a "modern classic" already, forcing a bunch of shitty memes, and getting news coverage in which shit like any financial backing, actual places it's airing, etc. are conspicuously absent.

Oh, so it's just some shitty little web-based pilot - it's not actually been picked up by a TV channel? Thank you, Godbear. *weeps* I was under the impression that - I don't know, MTV or Cartoon Network or whatever - had said, "Hey! What hip new trends are the cool kids into these days? 'Progressive' Puritanism, omnisexual transnigger ponykin and an unbridled sense of self-entitlement, you say? It's a phenomenon! The possibilities are endless!"

Oh, btw - remember my comment about the trans VA's...eyecatching jawline? Here's something I just realised...

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Now I know whoever's behind this is taking the fucking piss.
 
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Did you miss the part where the show made a Bill Cosby rape joke? Because the show made a Bill Cosby rape joke. In no uncertain terms, either.
No, saw that. It struck me as a really inappropriate joke, given the medium.
 
Jumping in the VA pile, I can do a mean "oniiiiiii-chan" voice for the asian chick.
 
Sorry, still catching up on posts. Originally, I admit I was genuinely disturbed at the thought this SJW crap had successfully broken through into the mainstream. But now I know this pathetic little web-series pilot isn't actually anything to be taken seriously, I'm thoroughly enjoying the prospect of a good snark at its expense! *bounces up and down on bed in front of laptop, squeeing and clapping hands together with glee*...

And as for the FIRST EVER TRANS LEAD VA IN A SHOW IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MADDIE BLAUSTEIN EVAR - could someone please explain to me just why I feel as if I've just been patted on the head and given a lollipop to suck?

That's not a lollipop.

Well, given the creators' frantic attempts to gain the approval of the tumblr/SJW/trans "community", I'm now inclined to think it's the other way round! "Inclusivity" and progressive politics as a means to exploit a young and impressionable audience. Thousands and thousands of lollipops, if you will. And that audience is (in the short-term, at least) so easily scammed, and the people behind this so ruthless in their efforts to gain approval, viewers and sweet, sweet tumblrbux - that it will be like taking candy from a baby.

And we already know the creators give terrible head.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1-hayden-black-haydenblack-twitter-1-png.45762/

Shona confirmed for tucute.

Hayden Black confirmed for pandering twat. I mean, seriously - does this man walk around with a permanent streak of shit on his face - from brown-nosing thousands upon thousands of transtrending tumblrites? There's a certain amount of talk about figging on the ADF board atm - presumably this guy thinks his own nose is composed entirely of sugar - and as such, can serve as some sort of dessert.

This is Dobson level fan pandering. To fans of other shit. It's like nothing original exists about this at all.

No shit. Other than the show, of course. And the remnants of digested ramen attached to Black's privileged moustache. Still, you know what they say - "you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar"... :cryblood:

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Fuck off. Just fuck right off.

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GenZed duvet covers? Awesome!
*enters credit card details*
*orders several beef, pepperoni and chilli pizzas*
*searches through bathroom cabinet for bar of Ex-Lax*

Hey, don't judge me - I have every right to live my dreams too! ;)

Jumping in the VA pile, I can do a mean "oniiiiiii-chan" voice for the asian chick.

Dammit, I want in on the VA pile! I'm sure I could do a solid impression of...that voice so many trans SJWs seem to have. A sort of whiny, sissy voice with a undeniable air of self-satisfied superiority. *clears throat* "Don't you rape me with your male gaze, you TRANSPHOBIC CISGENDERED SHITLORD! I am a PROUD TRANS WOMYN and a future superstar trans game dev, and I refuse to be a tool of the CISGENDERED GAMERGATE SHITLORD conspiracy..."
 
Is the narrator of the promo Hayden himself? Because after reading all of his bullshit I wouldn't be surprised if he also happened to sound like a complete douchebag.
 
Is the narrator of the promo Hayden himself? Because after reading all of his bullshit I wouldn't be surprised if he also happened to sound like a complete douchebag.

Maybe the gross, "psychotic" cishet white dudebro is based on Hayden. His sense of humor is somewhere a couple slices below 4chan, basically 9gag tier.
 
How do we know she's the first trans voice artist? Maybe Betty Rubble had a dick and just didn't go telling everyone.
 
How do we know she's the first trans voice artist? Maybe Betty Rubble had a dick and just didn't go telling everyone.
Besides the fact that she's not, I have a feeling they're just touting that to an American/English-speaking audience. There's no way there hasn't been another trans voice actor in some other cartoon somewhere.
 
How do we know she's the first trans voice artist?

We not only don't know that, we know for a fact it isn't true.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddie_Blaustein

Wikipedia's list of her roles:

Cubix – Dr. K, The Mayor
Cutie Honey (live action movie) – Sister Jill
Dinosaur King - Helga (Season 1)
Domain of Murder - Detective Shimizu
Huntik: Secrets & Seekers - Rassimov
Impy's Island - Shoe the Shoebill
Impy's Wonderland - Shoe the Shoebill
Kirby: Right Back At Ya! - Chef Kawasaki, Waddle Doo
Pokémon – Meowth (after Matthew Sussman credited as Nathan Price), Corphish, Torkoal and Farfetch'd (Seasons 1–8), Lieutenant Surge, Damian, Additional Voices
Pokémon Chronicles – Meowth
Pokémon: The First Movie - Meowth
Pokémon: The Movie 2000 - Meowth
Pokémon 3: The Movie - Meowth
Pokémon: Mewtwo Returns - Meowth
Pokémon 4Ever - Meowth
Pokémon Heroes - Meowth
Pokémon: Jirachi Wish Maker - Meowth
Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys - Meowth
Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew - Meowth
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon : Explorers of Time and Darkness Special – Chatot
Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy – Wally Tusket, Mrs. Tusket, Dorothy Tusket, Comrade Turbinski, Lord Flash/Warsman
One Piece - Dr. Kureha (4Kids dub)
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Migeira
Shadow Hearts - Li Zhuzhen, Colonel Hyuga
Sonic the Hedgehog series
Shadow the Hedgehog – The President
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games – E-123 Omega
Slayers Try - Jillas Jillos Jilles
Valkyrie Profile – Arngrim, Barbarossa, Lawfer, Lezard Valeth
Viva Piñata – Corinna
Yu-Gi-Oh! - Solomon Muto (Yugi's Grandfather)
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX - Sartorious (Season 2 only)
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rex Goodwin (ep. 2-14) (succeeded by Oliver Wyman)

Talk about some serious erasure going on.

How progressive of them.
 
We not only don't know that, we know for a fact it isn't true.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddie_Blaustein

Wikipedia's list of her roles:



Talk about some serious erasure going on.

How progressive of them.
Some of the commenters on Youtube, when confronted with this, immediately jump on it with "Oh yeah? First STARRING trans role, so there! Nyeah nyeah!"

What I think is worse is that the trans character is going to be the mystical one that solves everyone's problems. They'll become so reliant on it. Sure, they had that little recovernsion party in the trailer, but I think a Labelle speech will fix that in one episode.
 
We not only don't know that, we know for a fact it isn't true.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddie_Blaustein

That's a pretty respectable career for a VA. I never would have guessed the President in Shadow the Hedgehog was voiced by Meowth. Here's Julie's roles: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3125466/

I'm having trouble finding voice clips of her other roles. Apparently she played the main villain in that Xtreme Xecutor anime. If someone is familiar with this anime can they find a clip of Kentei speaking? I tried YouTube, but without knowledge of the anime I can't find anything easily.

The fact that she got a major role in an English dub makes me wonder if we're being too hard on her. Her voice work is terrible in Gen Zed, that's a give-in, but perhaps the problem lies with poor direction. Judging by the amount of work put into the animation I'd be surprised if they put much effort into coaching their actors.
 
Okay, I created a group to discuss the possibility for a parody.
https://kiwifarms.net/groups/teenage-tumblr-tranny-force-generation-zed-parody.152/discussions
 
That's a fuckton of merch for something that doesn't even exist yet.

Why does the white psychopath strawman look like he has boobs in the abbey road picture? Pecs don't work like that.
 
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