💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[VortekPMD]

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I am trying to recover as much background information about this show and it's pilot as possible, so I created an article on the subject. If there is any other information you can supply, please consider contributing to the Wikia: http://lostmediawiki.com/Gen_Zed_(Unreleased_Pilot)

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It will be released when Zoe Quinn's new game wins Game of the Year.

 

[Hat]

In five years some chucklefuck is going to write a sub-par creepypasta about "an obscure unreleased web-series called Gen Zed" where he finds the series on a deep web site that disappears the day after he visits it. In the course of the story, the narrator will learn that the show was never released because it ended with Shona murdering everyone for misgendering him or some shit like that and "the executives" thought that was too dark.

This will be Gen Zed's lasting cultural impact on the world.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

In five years some chucklefuck is going to write a sub-par creepypasta about "an obscure unreleased web-series called Gen Zed" where he finds the series on a deep web site that disappears the day after he visits it. In the course of the story, the narrator will learn that the show was never released because it ended with Shona murdering everyone for misgendering him or some shit like that and "the executives" thought that was too dark.

This will be Gen Zed's lasting cultural impact on the world.

Sounds more entertaining than the show itself.

 

[JU 199]

@Lol234 I speculate that Hayden's shows are part of a larger scheme to produce really low quality shit and make money on the side. Essentially he high balls production costs and the scope of the show and then produces it for as little efffort as possible. Check out his other IP's, like Carbonauts


Notice the similarities to gen zed.

 

[Flustercuck]

you should be in jail for making such unfunny jokes, and for scamming of course

 

[Lorento]

you should be in jail for making such unfunny jokes, and for scamming of course

These jokes made my face fall almost as much as the right side of Hayden Black's face.

PEW PEW!

 

[The Mountain]

Nice rape joke, Strokeface.

 

[Mechanical Hugbox]

@Lol234 I speculate that Hayden's shows are part of a larger scheme to produce really low quality shit and make money on the side. Essentially he high balls production costs and the scope of the show and then produces it for as little efffort as possible. Check out his other IP's, like Carbonauts

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Notice the similarities to gen zed.

FIRST SCI-FI MUSICAL COMEDY

what is rocky horror?

 

[Idling]

what is rocky horror?

Also:
Little Shop of Horrors
The creature wasn't nice
Ché OVNI
Barbarella (the 2004 Musical)
The Return of Captain Invincible
Earth Girls Are Easy
Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens
A Shoggoth on the Roof
The Toxic Avenger Musical
Urinetown

And probably a bunch more I missed...

But obviously when Hayden said first ever sci-fi musical comedy, he meant first ever web-original sci-fi musical comedy series...
Then you might mention that "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog" came out one year before, but obviously Hayden meant to say first ever web-original sci-fi musical comedy series with a stroke victim in the lead role.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Also:
Little Shop of Horrors
The creature wasn't nice
Ché OVNI
Barbarella (the 2004 Musical)
The Return of Captain Invincible
Earth Girls Are Easy
Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens
A Shoggoth on the Roof
The Toxic Avenger Musical
Urinetown

And probably a bunch more I missed...

But obviously when Hayden said first ever sci-fi musical comedy, he meant first ever web-original sci-fi musical comedy series...
Then you might mention that "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog" came out one year before, but obviously Hayden meant to say first ever web-original sci-fi musical comedy series with a stroke victim in the lead role.

Considering the glacial pace of Hayden's projects it probably was first but took so long for him to get people to do it for free that Dr Horrible got there first.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Pew Pew!

Found this while looking to see if Strokeface had anything to say about Greta and Nina's deportation saga since troons are his "show's" target audience.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Pew Pew!
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Found this while looking to see if Strokeface had anything to say about Greta and Nina's deportation saga since troons are his "show's" target audience.

Wow, that tweet's....incredibly insensitive.

 

[yasscat]

Pew Pew!
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Found this while looking to see if Strokeface had anything to say about Greta and Nina's deportation saga since troons are his "show's" target audience.

I try to not get legitimately upset or worked up over stupid shit that cows say, but this one really rustled my jimmies.

 

[Flustercuck]

Pew Pew!
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he was more respectful when it came to george michael's death

 

[Kitlen]

Somebody is mad they can't stump the Trump.

 

[Hat]

Go back to Britain, stroke-face.

 

[Flustercuck]

I decided to check in on the genzed facebook page because i figured it's been a while since anyone has updated on that front, and i was not disappointed

here he's looking for some transwomen to send their voice to an email, at first it looked sketchy, but when i searched for it in google i found this

Spoiler

so it turned out to be on someone else's behalf and not for his own fetishistic pleasures

i also found the obligatory unfunny joke on his facebook feed, that was only liked by himself

 

[Pikapool]

God this tweets have me cancer and Ebola

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Hat]

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My first instinct when reading this was to wonder why Hayden wants the state senator to condemn Dylann Roof a year-and-a-half after the Charleston shootings occurred, but then I remembered that this is the man who still makes Jimmy Carter jokes.