💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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I know the possibility is remote, but imagine the lulz if Hayden staged a fake kiwi terrorist attack :story:
 
varvarstvo said:
Alert! Alert!
Hayden is doing a Gen Sped panel at some anime con today!
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Anyone round these parts? @Kitlen ?
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SHIT! I just got online now! I don't think I'd make it up there in time to see them. *sigh*
Does Hayden have a schedule or anything that he posts about where he goes next? It seems rather suspicious that he only posts the day of, you think he would want his adoring fans to be able to come see him at the drop of a hat.

Anyways, since he is in the area, I would be willing to go to another panel. Hayden can't really do much to me, being that I'm a harmless old cat lady who will die alone.
 
Kitlen said:
Does Hayden have a schedule or anything that he posts about where he goes next? It seems rather suspicious that he only posts the day of, you think he would want his adoring fans to be able to come see him at the drop of a hat.
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He knows he has no actual fans and that the only chance of getting anyone in the room is they accidentally wander in thinking something else is going on in the room.

Plus he's terrified of you. You might, I dunno, have a Meowth toy or something.
 
AnOminous said:
He knows he has no actual fans and that the only chance of getting anyone in the room is they accidentally wander in thinking something else is going on in the room.

Plus he's terrified of you. You might, I dunno, have a Meowth toy or something.
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Meowth is from an anime, so there should be a lot of those at merchant booths. They might trigger Black.
 
Prepare for trouble...
Make it double...
To protect the 'net from bad animation!
To unite all shitlords within our nation!
To denounce the evils of an unfunny jew
Who can't stop saying pew pew
Kiwi!
Farms!
Team Kiwi, sperging at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Meowth! That's right!
 
I wonder if he's super paranoid? Like he sees someone dressed up as Meowth who totally isn't a Kiwi and just loses his shit trying to get them thrown out. He pulls up the Farms on his phone and points and says, "THATS THEM OFFICER THATS THE TERRORIST"
 
_blank_ said:
Just looked up their schedule. Gen Zed's hour-long panel was crammed after a "Yoga Recharge" and right before a How-To Make Music Mashups Panel.

Looks like con-last-day space-filler to me, hoss.
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Maybe they squeezed him in at the last minute. That might explain why he hasn't mentioned anything about it until today.
 
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
There is actually a schedule.
It comes out a week after Left for Dead 3, a month after Bowie's new hit single, and two weeks after they establish lasting peace in the Middle East.
So we should see it around the time that our sun collapses into a dying neutron star.
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Ironically Bowie is releasing music from his vault. It was scheduled to release after his death so that he could live on.
 
creamyfanta said:
Ironically Bowie is releasing music from his vault. It was scheduled to release after his death so that he could live on.
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That's right, ladies and gentlemen: even dead men are more productive than Hayden Black.
 
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So I have no idea if this was already known or not, but going through an old interview Black did back when Goodnight Burbank and Abigail's Teen Diary were his big focus, I found a little bit of information on his childhood.

Hayden spent his childhood in Kearsal before his parents, Terry and Gloria – who worked in the M.E.N’s advertising department during the 1960s – emigrated to Florida when he was 12.

A former pupil of King David School and Oldham Grammar, he pursued a career in writing for television. He worked for MTV and CNN, before moving into scripting and producing programme trailers, but left two years ago after finding it unfulfilling.
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What a shit birthday present
 
CWCissey said:
Fuck, he's from my neck of the woods?

Still, at least Manchester has come out with a lot of cool shit which more than makes up for Hayden's suck.

EDIT: The writer also spelt 'Kersal' wrong.
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I was happier not knowing this.
I feel guilty by association.

So salford is offically the home of Pew Pew.
 
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