💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Who wants to take bets on whether Gen Zed or Mighty No 9 comes out first?

But honestly this shower of attention is probably the most Black's had in months. ED is doing him a favor.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Oh wow.

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I'll be honest, after seeing that tweet I was really expecting that "fan" to have sent him a dick pic. Although considering Hayden seems to be trying to pick a fight with ED (always a solid plan), I doubt we're too far off from that happening.
 
lolwut said:
I'll be honest, after seeing that tweet I was really expecting that "fan" to have sent him a dick pic. Although considering Hayden seems to be trying to pick a fight with ED (always a solid plan), I doubt we're too far off from that happening.
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So you expected Black would leak pics of his own dick by sending it to himself, is what you're saying.
...I could see that happening.

Or Shona's VA's dick.
 
Even Chris realized that fighting ED was entirely pointless years ago. Holy shit Hayden, did that stroke seriously fuck up your brain that much?
 
Count groudon said:
Even Chris realized that fighting ED was entirely pointless years ago. Holy shit Hayden, did that stroke seriously fuck up your brain that much?
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Hayden's goal is to show he's being harassed. Fucking with ED will get him harassed. He's a moron, but anyone who can't see what he's doing here is a kind of a moron too.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Hayden's goal is to show he's being harassed. Fucking with ED will get him harassed. He's a moron, but anyone who can't see what he's doing here is a kind of a moron too.
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See, I know he's just doing this to be harassed so he can get attention, but truth is it ain't gonna work. The only reason other people make a profit off of the harassment shtick is because they know how to play the SJW crowd to tug their heart strings and get them to come protect them no matter how shitty they really are. The thing is, Hayden has made it so that everyone, including the SJW crowd that he was planning to get support from, all hate him. His complete and utter lack of social awareness has caused him to become so transparent that even the bleeding hearts at tumblr can plainly see how he's trying to play them, and his shitty "comedy" only helps to make him an obvious asshole. I just think it's funny because he's starting shit with ED in an attempt to garner pity points but in the end he has no where to cash them in.
 
All Hayden has done is expand the audience laughing at the sad clown's production. The performance is not what they're coming to see, but it's the sobbing wreck of a person mangling said performance. He's like a good-bad movie without the actual product.
 
historical-pharmaceutical said:
Who wants to take bets on whether Gen Zed or Mighty No 9 comes out first?

But honestly this shower of attention is probably the most Black's had in months. ED is doing him a favor.
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There is actually a schedule.
It comes out a week after Left for Dead 3, a month after Bowie's new hit single, and two weeks after they establish lasting peace in the Middle East.
So we should see it around the time that our sun collapses into a dying neutron star.
 
Gen Zed will come out just as soon as CWC gets her sexual reassignment surgery.
 
Alert! Alert!
Hayden is doing a Gen Sped panel at some anime con today!
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Anyone round these parts? @Kitlen ?
 
varvarstvo said:
That's a different con.
The one that was sold out is a Doctor Who con in February.
This one is an anime con and it's today, I don't think Hayden posted anything about it before.
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Oh, okay.

Not gonna lie, I kinda want this panel to be Hayden's attempt at a setup. So if someone actually shows up(be it us or someone just wandering in), Hayden jumps out from behind a curtain and goes "Aha! I caught you, Kiwi Farms! Officers, take her away! Pew pew!"

And then the con staff just shrugs and politely asks the person to leave.
 
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