💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Hayden, what's wrong with you? :c

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This is seriously not even funny. I live in the LA area and they were treating it as a serious threat. These are CHILDREN, of course they are shutting down the school, do we want another Sandy Hook? First Paris, now this? Where does the line get drawn Hayden?

Sure we can't make fun of your precious show and I get called a terrorist for politely asking questions at a panel and filming it, but no, no, making fun of actually terrorist threats is alllllrright. By that logic, you should have disregarded me and used my "terrorist threat" for one of your dumbass jokes. Jesus Christ.
 
This is seriously not even funny. I live in the LA area and they were treating it as a serious threat. These are CHILDREN, of course they are shutting down the school, do we want another Sandy Hook? First Paris, now this? Where does the line get drawn Hayden?

Sure we can't make fun of your precious show and I get called a terrorist for politely asking questions at a panel and filming it, but no, no, making fun of actually terrorist threats is alllllrright. By that logic, you should have disregarded me and used my "terrorist threat" for one of your dumbass jokes. Jesus Christ.

Don't worry Hayden is making a shitty cash-grab cartoon that exploits transsexuals and Leelah Alcorn's suicide; so that makes everything he says okay.
 
Hey, you ruined their perfect attendance score by going there for your Meowth-throwing skillz! They were expecting a Perfect Zero attendance score!
 
The same retarded joke twice in a row, that has to be a record even for Hayden!
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Did he forget to switch accounts or is he so desperate that he can't wait at least a few days to recycle his jokes?:story:
 
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The same retarded joke twice in a row, that has to be a record even for Hayden!
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Who wants to bet he forgot to switch accounts? :story:

Hipster jokes really? What is this 2011 or something? Hayden's jokes go for such low hanging fruit that soon he will be making jokes about how bad the Insane Clown Posse and Justin Bieber are. Hell he already made jokes about Fox News and MTV so he obviously doesn't mind going after easy targets.
 
I'd love to see someone make an account for the landlord character to reply to all of "Shona's" tweets with "Where's the fucking rent payment?"
 
I'd love to see someone make an account for the landlord character to reply to all of "Shona's" tweets with "Where's the fucking rent payment?"
That's another thing, What the hell are these kids doing for a living in the cartoon? I get that they are only in their early 20's/late teens but if they are living on their own then they should at least have job as waiters or something, and Shona can't make that much money as an amateur stand up comic. So maybe there is another source of income... :tugboat:
 
Wow, Justin Beiber is such a bad musician that I'd rather watch Fox News instead! Man, hipsters are so annoying I'd rather watch the Star Wars Prequels! Huh, I went shopping on Black Friday and people were fighting over Whole Foods bags! Dang autocorrect, I meant douchebags!

And what's the deal with airline food?

Pew pew.
 
Wow, Justin Beiber is such a bad musician that I'd rather watch Fox News instead! Man, hipsters are so annoying I'd rather watch the Star Wars Prequels! Huh, I went shopping on Black Friday and people were fighting over Whole Foods bags! Dang autocorrect, I meant douchebags!

And what's the deal with airline food?

Pew pew.

Don't forget about Jared Fogle, MTV, the song 'Friday', Li'l Wayne, Internet Explorer, Insane Clown Posse and Croc shoes.
 

...fucking seriously?

Like, that's literally Carl from ATHF only with black hair and a more misshapen head. And beard stubble inexplicably going from his chin onto the top of his chest (unless that's a solid ring of second chin flubber).
 
I have a feeling Hayden is going to use this and say "Look! I have fan twitters and everything!" And he will never realize we a re the closest thing he has to a fanbase.
He has to rely on retweeting himself like the unfunny smug fuck he is anyway. That type of blindness is not shocking coming from the fraud Hayden Black, who only wants people to buy his obsolete store shit to get out of the red.
 
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