💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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That's not how you spell 'Qatari', Hayden.

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Um, what?
 
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What do you call someone who is very sucessful and can keep people laughing for hours with their jokes?
Not Hayden black.

Pew pew
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Hayden's a dishonest comedian. He isn't democratic with his humor at all, so you get instances where he's fine with saying this..

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... but trans people would only get 'positive' comedy. It's hypocritical.
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Uhh, you mean the #PresidentCarter who's been working tirelessly for various humanitarian causes since he left office? The #PresidentCarter who founded the Carter Center for human rights and has worked extensively with Habitat for Humanity? That #PresidentCarter?

Yeah, what a joke. I'll bet he hasn't made a single shitty Flash cartoon about tumblrinas, so what good is he?! Pew pew.
 
Shadow Fox said:
Uhh, you mean the #PresidentCarter who's been working tirelessly for various humanitarian causes since he left office? The #PresidentCarter who founded the Carter Center for human rights and has worked extensively with Habitat for Humanity? That #PresidentCarter?

Yeah, what a joke. I'll bet he hasn't made a single shitty Flash cartoon about tumblrinas, so what good is he?! Pew pew.
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Even ignoring all that, what is supposed to be funny about this?

"Oh will this guy die of this or this?"

They're not even funny.
 
"I'm opening a betting pool, (insert victim here) will die of cancer or old age!

PEW PEW LOL AREN'T I A FUNNY JEW LOL

BUY MY SHIT OR I'LL GET VERY SAD https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/haydenpanic-png.62785/ "
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
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He just isn't very good at this.
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No, he isn't. He likes to claim it takes more intelligence to understand his jokes. But I'd argue that it takes people with much better intelligence to make much better jokes and puns. Let's look at one famous intellectual who doesn't appear on the stand-up circuit.


Oh, and such a person can make good topical commentary even better, too.

If it's any comfort, Hayden, this person had a show that only had a few more episodes than yours.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
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How about no
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He really never left that middle school autist mindset of "repeat joke until someone but me laughs". Literally, if you are the only person retweeting yourself, that means you are not funny. If this is where most of your day is going, that means that you should start doing your job.
 
Romance Larghetto Ally said:
No, he isn't. He likes to claim it takes more intelligence to understand his jokes. But I'd argue that it takes people with much better intelligence to make much better jokes and puns. Let's look at one famous intellectual who doesn't appear on the stand-up circuit.
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Hayden Black saying that you need intelligence to understand his jokes reminds me of those pretentious dickheads who put a shitty painting that looks like it was made by brain-dead children in an art gallery and say "Well obviously YOU wouldn't get it."
 
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