💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Looking at Hayden's pictures that have been posted ITT, I noticed something: the right side of his face droops slightly in comparison to the left side. And I don't mean in a "oh, natural asymmetry" way. I mean the kind that happens when someone's had a stroke at some point.

I'm...pretty sure Hayden's had at least one stroke. It would explain a lot of his weirdness, because one's behavior, and even verbal mannerisms, can change after having a stroke--and the effects can last for years. (Not excusing his shitty behavior, but just something I realized.)

Granted, he's always been a shit "comedian" and writer, but. Just an idea.

Facial asymmetry can also be congenital.
There's a lot of possible causes, but it's a known symptom of FAS.

...Or maybe he's just one ugly motherfucker.

Bonus random pic of Hayden I found:
IMG_2960HaydenBlackGoodnightBurbankLAComedyShorts%C2%A92012WilkiIMAGE.jpg

Fom 2012. I don't know what's funnier, his face or the fact that he was attending an event sponsored by the State tax credit exchange.
 
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Facial asymmmetry can also be congenital.
There's a lot of possible causes, but it's a known symptom of FAS.
Or maybe he's just one ugly motherfucker.

Bonus random pic of Hayden I found:
IMG_2960HaydenBlackGoodnightBurbankLAComedyShorts%C2%A92012WilkiIMAGE.jpg

Fom 2012. I don't know what's funnier, his face or the fact that he was attending an event sponsored by the State tax credit exchange.
Something's really wrong with that man's face.
He has pink-eye.
 
He has pink-eye.
I'd say pink eye is the least of his problems.

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Also, this is the picture he shows on LinkedIn to potential employers:
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Nothing says professionalism like a few booze bottles in the background.
 
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Facial asymmmetry can also be congenital.
There's a lot of possible causes, but it's a known symptom of FAS.
Or maybe he's just one ugly motherfucker.

Bonus random pic of Hayden I found:
IMG_2960HaydenBlackGoodnightBurbankLAComedyShorts%C2%A92012WilkiIMAGE.jpg

Fom 2012. I don't know what's funnier, his face or the fact that he was attending an event sponsored by the State tax credit exchange.
Fun fact: That event wasn't actually sponsored by State Tax Credit Exchange, they just follow Blacj around trying to get their money.
 
Apparently Gen Zed has some fans

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Better get Whoo711 on the payrole quick Hayden

Under the restored promo video I've discovered a drawn out argument between a user called Marley Jodice and several dissenters

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Choice crytyping

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I love your emphasis on the word trans. "Let's put the triggerword in BOLD IMMA REALLY RUSTLE SOME JIMMIES NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAH I TROLL U!" I like how pathetic it is when people do that, But I actually like Hayden Black, Good Morning Burbank is some funny shit, he's anything but a bad writer. Met him back in September. Cool guy. Look, I don't think this is the greatest show ever at all. Certainly won't dethrone Futurama and Rick and Morty, for me at least. I think I need to set the record straight for you people. This isn't a TV show. This isn't some big project, and its not for profit. The cast and wrriters barely seem to stay afloat as it is. What this is is some passionate content creators online making something that they like and getting excited for it. Yes, the lip animation sucks pretty badly. That doesn't discredit the animator, however, because there is like one guy working on animation and someone else on coloring and that's about it. When you're trying to produce a season of episodes with one animator, you're damn right it's gonna be rough. People need to understand that it can take a long ass time to animate something. The best example of fast animating is South Park, and if you look closely at South Park you'd see that mouth movements are pretty rough. Hell, characters in GZ (aside from mouths) have more frames in movement than South Park, and South Park is a widely loved show. Think about the fact that it can take months to animate 10 minutes of content. Now try to imagine making a season of that shit. Of course there isn't much work to show in months, this project is pretty fucking ambitious. I've spent 2 months on a 3 minute animation before, I can't imagine how grueling animating a season of something with no pay would feel. You've got to have some commitment to stay with something that long. They're pretty damn passionate about this project for some "talentless hacks". Meanwhile, the characters aren't one dimensional, again, this is a trailer. In the pilot and at the panel, they explained some cool things happening with character development. Here's a shocker: cis white male has some more shit going on than people are giving him credit for. What a fucking shocker, you have to realize that these people aren't monkeys. They are at least slightly competent, they can develop characters adequately. If you're going to criticize this show, at least prove your own competency, "internet asshole" isn't enough on your resume to be able to condemn something and then pretend that unceasing insults and slurs make you intelligent and authoritative regarding internet content. Re-channel your energy at least, I understand that your mind isn't equipped for much more than getting your jimmies rustled at something that somebody put care into, but do something positive for the world. There are children in sweat shops for no pay, if this really about the world getting handed a bad deal, go get your snide ass to Bangladesh and make an impact on the world, surely there are much more pressing social injustices than Gen fucking Zed, so stop trying to look cool for all your insecure internet croanies by hopping on the band wagon and whining at something with the tact of a 6 year old complaining about cooties while your friends giggle with enjoyment, without realizing that you don't look intelligent, you're just pitied. The only pandering hacks are the ones that try to fit in with those "cool internet haters" by trying to appeal to an audience that feasts like piranhas on anything they can insult because it's stimulating. I'm sorry that you don't get laid, but seriously, I think you need to take a good look in the mirror, because I know from every one of these comments that there's something messed in your life. I'm not saying that to pour salt on that rustled-jimmie wound, I'm saying that because my life has been at that point, and insulting something to feel better doesn't help, it's just the internet version of cutting yourself, and guessing by the type of people you all seem to be, you probably consider cutting yourself "attention wanting pandering pussy hack" stuff . Sorry internet. Here's a fucking reality check. You can take it or leave it,

Something's off. @Kitlen how many people were at that promo again?

From Marley Jodice's channel


Nice autism audience there Hayden

Edit- btw can somebody archive these?

Edit: Backed up with some help from @Clown Doll (thanks man)
 

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Apparently Gen Zed has some fans

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I am so sick of the counter-argument being: "U guyz just hate it cos the main characters is trans!" The main character being trans does not absolve the show from being held to any kind of quality standards. We hate the show because it's utter shit and the creator is a dishonest, money-grubbing, pandering scumbag.
 
This show would've flown directly under the radar had Hayden just not insisted on putting in "the first animated show in history to feature a trans voice actress in a lead role". By doing so, not only did Black open himself to "haters", he opened himself up to scrutiny of his claims. Digging into those revealed just what kind of person he is.

Maybe it's time to @Bubreena Gen Zed. See if that Japanese trans voice actress would join the conversation.
 
Goodness gracious there is a lot wrong with what they're saying.
Spoilered cause duuuuuuuuuuuumb
"When you're trying to produce a season of episodes with one animator, you're damn right it's gonna be rough. People need to understand that it can take a long ass time to animate something..... Think about the fact that it can take months to animate 10 minutes of content. Now try to imagine making a season of that shit. Of course there isn't much work to show in months, this project is pretty fucking ambitious. I've spent 2 months on a 3 minute animation before, I can't imagine how grueling animating a season of something with no pay would feel."

You see, normally I'd agree here, that animating a pilot by yourself is pretty ambitious, but the animation looks odd, and also, as has been shown multiple times on this thread, has many errors, with peoples hands clipping through their bodies. That's the real issue.

The best example of fast animating is South Park, and if you look closely at South Park you'd see that mouth movements are pretty rough. Hell, characters in GZ (aside from mouths) have more frames in movement than South Park, and South Park is a widely loved show.
South Park has a charming paper cut out quality to it, as that is how it was originally animated. The mouth movements are, if i'm correct, the main sounds and shapes made by the mouth, making animating the mouth pretty easy. There's not too much in-between.

Here's a shocker: cis white male has some more shit going on than people are giving him credit for. What a fucking shocker, you have to realize that these people aren't monkeys. They are at least slightly competent, they can develop characters adequately. If you're going to criticize this show, at least prove your own competency, "internet asshole" isn't enough on your resume to be able to condemn something and then pretend that unceasing insults and slurs make you intelligent and authoritative regarding internet content.
Here's a shocker, the character people dislike is Shona, because she doesn't seem to have any character beyond being trans. As I've said before, they describe the characters in the trailer as, "A troublemaker, trainwreck, trustafarian, and a trans girl."
Also what "competency" do I have to prove? Just because someone hasn't made a TV show, doesn't mean one isn't qualified to criticize said show.

I understand that your mind isn't equipped for much more than getting your jimmies rustled at something that somebody put care into, but do something positive for the world. There are children in sweat shops for no pay, if this really about the world getting handed a bad deal, go get your snide ass to Bangladesh and make an impact on the world, surely there are much more pressing social injustices than Gen fucking Zed, so stop trying to look cool for all your insecure internet croanies by hopping on the band wagon and whining at something with the tact of a 6 year old complaining about cooties while your friends giggle with enjoyment, without realizing that you don't look intelligent, you're just pitied.
Yes, there are worse things in the world than Gen Zed, because there are always worse things in the world. But just because there are worse things in the world doesn't mean you can't criticize a show. Otherwise you could just say that about anything. An example, "Hey, I really didn't like your film because of these reasons.""HEY FUCK OFF THERE ARE CHILDREN IN SWEATSHOPS BUDDY" Also, apparently we are "a 6 year old complaining about cooties." Again, people dislike this show because of the qualtiy of the show, it's not just "oH GROSS TRANS".

But I actually like Hayden Black, Good Morning Burbank is some funny shit, he's anything but a bad writer. Met him back in September. Cool guy.[/I]
Black is that you? I agree, you sure are a Cool Guy :ween:
tl:dr You can't critize Gen Zed cause South Park has worse animation, and you're all losers that can't get laid. Go donate to charity.
 
You're actually right on the mark here. Very apt. Little Dude has been trying to tell nonsensical jokes since he was little. He's getting better and he can remember actual jokes now, but he'll still revert to nonsense when he's trying too hard. Also fart and poop jokes. Good Lord, the fart and poop jokes.
You act like I've never read the Fat Acceptance Thread.
The only "fat movement" I want is the one I have in the morning. AUGH YEAH
Like father, like son.
Those kids' jokes are often funny, though, and even when they aren't, are often endearing.

Hayden's anti-humor is actually depressing.
Not sure if that's an entirely accurate comparison. Bad little kid jokes can be fucking hilarious.
a kid funnier than Hayden Black said:
knock knock
who’s there
ghost
ghost who
don’t cry it is just a joke
another kid funnier than Hayden Black said:
qestion: whats a pirates favourite letter
anser: fffffffffffffffffffffffffff
hahahahahahahahaha
Holy shit I'm crying. These kids have made me laugh harder in several minutes than Hayden has since this thread was made. In fact, Hayden hasn't made me laugh at all.
& the sad part is, Hayden probably wracks his brain trying to come up with unfunny shit.
From Marley Jodice's channel

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EaZc5_5HbBYhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=yRCSq1ScAOw
Nice autism audience there Hayden

Edit- btw can somebody archive these?

Edit: Backed up with some help from @Clown Doll (thanks man)
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what the actual fuck
 
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