💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Hello darkness, my old friend...

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Quipy said:
It sure is good that Hayden managed to get those evil 4chan people to "voluntarily disable" (by which I guess means delete) the threads in subject since they were really... scary, I guess.
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If anything was deleted by the mods, it was because it probably (inevitably) turned into some kind of raid thread, and those usually do get deleted. Eventually. If the mods get around to it before it autosages. I can't imagine a thread about this dingbat on any relevant board not turning into a raid thread of some sort.

Or it could just be totally made up, and the threads on this shit just got naturally pruned.
 
I am so easily amused, I still laugh at knock knock jokes. Absolutely none of Hayden's jokes have gotten so much as a light chuckle from me.

Pew pew!
 
Count groudon said:
I am so easily amused, I still laugh at knock knock jokes. Absolutely none of Hayden's jokes have gotten so much as a light chuckle from me.

Pew pew!
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I have gotten significant chuckles, though, out of his salt when his Wikipedia article got deleted.
 
sassyma seed said:
Man what a great idea Black! He couldn't seem to get people to start talking about his groundbreaking new show online , so he switched over to the hottest medium around, a free downtown newspaper.

That's sure to work.
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The thing is, his article isn't even good for advertising Gen Zed.

The audience for this paper are randos who've never heard of Gen Zed. Presumably, a lot of them don't even watch cartoons.
They'll grab a copy of this rag while grocery shopping, check the cover story , and what are they gonna see?

It's about this cartoon, but it doesn't say much about it. They don't say if it's for kids or adults. No mention of where or when it's airing.
Instead, the article begins with something about Black's previous shows-from a decade ago; Gen Zed doesn't get a mention until the second paragraph.

We get very, very little about the show itself. just two sentences about it being about college kids including a trans woman, and they're "four friends living out comical adventures in a big city". That sounds as generic as can be, and they gove no reason why people should watch. No selling arguments, nothing.

They rehash the "first trans actress in a lead role" spiel, of course, but what purpose does it serve? They're not writing for a Tumblr audience. The average Joe who reads this paper doesn't give much of a damn about trans representation in cartoons.

After that, they immediately launch in a tirade about the evils of 4chan. There are entire paragraphs about it being a site for school shotes that have nothing to do with Gen Zed.
Then we get lovingly detailed and totally not exaggerated descriptions of the attacks they've faced. They spend more time describing /pol/'s dumb image macros than the show itself.
Then what do they end with? Hayden and Julie's bios. Does anyone really care that some mediocre voice actress was born in Venezuela?
I'm pretty sure the readership of Pasadena Weekly don't.

We don't get anything else about the show itself, not even where to find more about it. The online version doesn't even have a link to their website or trailer!

It sounds like they're not even trying to sell Gen Zed, just complain about those mean ebin troles. It's almost like they take pleasure in their victimhood... But of course, with Hayden&co., you can never rule out plain old incompetence.
 
There's no way in hell Black manages to quarantine his unfunny bullshit to Twitter. Somewhere there's a video of him doing this at an open mic night.
 
Ruin said:
There's no way in hell Black manages to quarantine his unfunny bullshit to Twitter. Somewhere there's a video of him doing this at an open mic night.
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There are libraries louder than his audience.
 
Hayden Black once again handles a delicate issue with his sophisticated sense of comedy to really deliver some hard hitting social commentary
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