💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[The Man With No Name]

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"transpositive, making fun of the stereotypes and prejudice rather than relying on them for laughs"

"making fun of the stereotypes and prejudice rather than relying on them for laughs"

"making fun of stereotypes and relying on them for laughs"

 

[AnOminous]

Sounds like Hayden should buy a dog.

Seems to be written by this spastic:

http://www.americasfunniestreporter.com/

 

[Kitlen]

Another article, this time in some local rag!

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It's a confusing, poorly written mess that repats what other press relases ave already said. But some highlights stand out:

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Meowth-wielding terrorist @Kitlen strikes again!

Oh yeah, they had so much security for me. Two fat con workers napping on their break on the side lines, three of their "friends" from the back room, and I think two people who accidentally walked in and were too polite to leave. Serious security there.

 

[女鬼]

Seems to be written by this spastic:

http://www.americasfunniestreporter.com/

Sounds like Hayden "Internet comedy's brightest star" Black has found a kindred spirit.

 

[Kitlen]

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Sounds like Hayden "Internet comedy's brightest star" Black has found a kindred spirit.

Got competition in looks too.

 

[JU 199]

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Meowth-wielding terrorist @Kitlen strikes again!

Of course that was 4chan too. If they said it was the Farms there could be a slim chance somebody would read this thread and find Hayden's story wanting.

 

[女鬼]

Here's the cover for this week's isue of Pasadena Weekly:

You's think they were talking about Charlie Hebdo's Muhammad cartoons or something.
Does anyone know how big of a readership this esteemable publication has?


Oh, and here's an interesting tidbit in America's Funniest Reporter's bio:

Now Hayden has repeatedly stated that Goodnight Burbank originated from the Upright Citizens Brigade and featured people from UCB.

So Hayden and America's Reporting Buffoon definitely run in the same circles, and I'm willing to bet they're pals.

Hayden just asked his old friend to run a promo piece in his local rag since Gen Zed's obviously not getting enough attention. Strong journalistic ethics and hard-hitting reporting right there.

 

[Count groudon]

"transpositive, making fun of the stereotypes and prejudice rather than relying on them for laughs"

"making fun of the stereotypes and prejudice rather than relying on them for laughs"

"making fun of stereotypes and relying on them for laughs"

Ah yes, a show written by a man who's jokes consist almost entirely of stereotypes, prejudice, and extremely autistic autocorrect ramblings is totally full of hilarious satire.

 

[AnOminous]

Hayden just asked his old friend to run a promo piece in his local rag since Gen Zed's obviously not getting enough attention. Strong journalistic ethics and hard-hitting reporting right there.

More of the school of "journalism" that says if you just say "4chan" you can then make up outrageous lies without a speck of factual foundation.

 

[CWCissey]

Here's the cover for this week's isue of Pasadena Weekly:

Not Franklin looks like he's about to piss himself.

 

[JU 199]

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Meowth-wielding terrorist @Kitlen strikes again!


The author then goes into a long alarmist tangent about 4chan:
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[Hat]

Here's the cover for this week's isue of Pasadena Weekly:

You's think they were talking about Charlie Hebdo's Muhammad cartoons or something.
Does anyone know how big of a readership this esteemable publication has?

I'm going to guess that it is relatively small.

 

[KingCasio]

Here's the cover for this week's isue of Pasadena Weekly:

I want to know more about Pasadena's Persian place.

 

[Observatory]

I wonder how many people died due to promoting Gen Zed, that would justify a title such as "Deadly Drawings".

...wait. No one?
No one died? They just got bullied by online people for having a bad concept and even worse product to show?

Oh.

In all honesty however, if Gen Zed really was this spectacular, maybe they should have waited with presenting a trailer before anything was done. Maybe they should have made a straight up pilot, like most cartoons do, where they show their concept to people. Heck, maybe they should have brought this "remarkable show" straight up to actual animators and presented it, to make it right into a TV show from the get go! If it was so spectacular as it was saying, it would have instantly made its way on to screens.
But instead, we have them being professional victims.

I wonder if Hayden was bullied as a kid in school, if he wets his pants so much over 4-chan.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Remind me, when did they promise the first episode again?

 

[AnOminous]

Remind me, when did they promise the first episode again?

Why bother actually doing even a pilot episode when you can get fake news stories from your punk ass buddies in Pasadena without doing shit?

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Remind me, when did they promise the first episode again?

November, I suppose. Unless they updated it recently.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

November, I suppose. Unless they updated it recently.

I think the latest update was Decembrr. That was like months ago though.

 

[Quail]

Hayden adds some more fuel to the fire:
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Hayden managed to get an entire section of 4chan taken down! wow

Well that 186,000 post link sure is impressive. Especially as threads on 4chan go into autosage after a certain amount of posts (somewhere in the hundreds) and thus get quickly bumped off of boards catalogues by other threads and deleted. So basically Gen Zed apparently had an entire board stop posting about anything but them for long enough to reach such a high amount (and without anyone setting up a second thread once the first hit autosage like normally happens with especially popular topics).

It sure is good that Hayden managed to get those evil 4chan people to "voluntarily disable" (by which I guess means delete) the threads in subject since they were really... scary, I guess. Kind of a shame we'll never be able to confirm that record-breaking thread size though. I'm sure it would have been full to the brim with hateful posts and not just some random thread that Hayden linked the journalist before exaggerating the content and size of it when it became clear the other guy had no clue how imageboards worked.

 

[sassyma seed]

Man what a great idea Black! He couldn't seem to get people to start talking about his groundbreaking new show online , so he switched over to the hottest medium around, a free downtown newspaper.

That's sure to work.