💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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A little wonky, but I did some minor tweaks to the character designs. I was mostly just curious as to what they'd look like without those eyes, but I made a few other alterations. I don't know how to help Huey's face.
Woah, it's amazing what even minor edits will do. Shona's face doesn't look so awkward, for one. And the new hairstyle for Betsy is way better.
 
That feel when you need Hayden Black to bolster views on your shitty podcast... I'd just fucking quit and get a real people job in this situation.
 
I got that comment on my Gen Zed parody as well.

who is that guy?
A man who has a podcast on an LGBT streaming service. Claims to have two autistic sons, and thus gave Hayden his "blessing" on his Trump - Autism twitter that we supposedly had "mock outrage" over here.
 
Prediction:
1) Hayden won't find anyone who gives him money for his show, while already low merchandise sales dwindle into nothingness.

2) While Hayden calls the networks indirectly 'trans-phobic', he asks for money on Kickstarter to produce a pilot.

3) A Kickstarter, asking for a ridiculous amount of money, is started.

4) Pilot will be eventually produced by some animation studio in Asia.

5) Actors and Storyboard artists get minimal compensation for their work, most of the money stays with Hayden.

6) Hayden goes to several networks with his new pilot, promising the other people that worked on GenZed, that they will make tons of money once the show gets on the air.

7) No one wants to commission a season of GenZed from Black.

8) The circle repeats with Hayden trying to go "Direct to DVD".

I think he'll only get to #3. Also, don't forget a Patreon, wanting payment per episode.


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A little wonky, but I did some minor tweaks to the character designs. I was mostly just curious as to what they'd look like without those eyes, but I made a few other alterations. I don't know how to help Huey's face.

Token Black Guy and Druggie Amy Wong look a lot better.
 
It looks like Niceguy Eddie went to just about every video related to Gen Zed in order to advertise his interview. The comments he posted always had the same form, but there was a slight variation when the videos were commentaries.
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It looks like Niceguy Eddie went to just about every video related to Gen Zed in order to advertise his interview. The comments he posted always had the same form, but there was a slight variation when the videos were commentaries.
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I guess when your stats look like that, you have to try to get attention any way you can.

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He's been doing this since 2013 and only has 3 subscribers?

Better call Hayden. he obviously needs help 'recruiting' more
To be fair, there's only two videos on his channel....

His mixcloud profile where he hosts his shows is, by contrast, staggeringly popular.
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His greatest hit has a grand total of 218 plays. Everything else has less than 100. :story:
 
His greatest hit has a grand total of 218 plays. Everything else has less than 100. :story:

It's fucking incredible. Gen Zed and everything associated with it is a tesseract of nothing. There's no real substance or popularity and every effort is supported by even more exaggerations and lies.

I've never seen anything like it.
 
It's fucking incredible. Gen Zed and everything associated with it is a tesseract of nothing. There's no real substance or popularity and every effort is supported by even more exaggerations and lies.

I've never seen anything like it.
An infinite black hole of suck.
 
I haven't found any figures for Nice Guy Eddie's Live audiences, but it appears the sperg makes facebook events for some of his shows, and the numbers here are pretty telling:

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...and for Gen Zed:
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[insert tumbleweed gif here]
 
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