💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[SteelPlatedHeart]

A white knight appears!
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And who is this fabulous creature?

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... another SJW mentally ill disabled trans game dev.
Is there an assembly line for these or something?

GamerGate really is just the fallback scapegoat for anything that SJW consider against them, it seems.

 

[Adamska]

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...are they implying the rest of their fans are dumb?

Hayden Black, the hack behind such abortions as Teensy Tweets and Gen Zed, is terrible with his words and openly dismissive of his non-existent fanbase.

Also that White Knight is only there to get recognition; probably to schill their shit games.

 

[Observatory]

A white knight appears!
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And who is this fabulous creature?

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... another SJW mentally ill disabled trans game dev.
Is there an assembly line for these or something?

If she draws cartoons, maybe she could help Gen Zed look less like crap. She's already loving them, so why not? Can't possibly make it shittier at this point.

Also, there is no such thing as "Cis pandering" because no one on any media goes about how cis they are or try to make other cis people feel better in their cisness.

 

[sassyma seed]

If she draws cartoons, maybe she could help Gen Zed look less like crap. She's already loving them, so why not? Can't possibly make it shittier at this point.

Also, there is no such thing as "Cis pandering" because no one on any media goes about how cis they are or try to make other cis people feel better in their cisness.

These people are just mad that not everything has a trans person in it, mostly because that's not always an issue that needs to be addressed in all kinds of media.

But no, it's really because all media is pandering towards cissies. I heard SU was supposed to be even more amazing that it already is, but it wasn't cis enough, so they changed it.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

These people are just mad that not everything has a trans person in it, mostly because that's not always an issue that needs to be addressed in all kinds of media.

But no, it's really because all media is pandering towards cissies. I heard SU was supposed to be even more amazing that it already is, but it wasn't cis enough, so they changed it.

Never mind that it makes no sense for every show to have transgendered representation. Contrary to what Tumblr believes, the vast majority of the world's population aren't confused about their gender identity. Forcing people to include a representative character for a group they don't really understand (or know how to write within the confines of their story) is how you end up with the more offensive shit.

Plus, the idea that you can't enjoy something if it doesn't have a character to represent your specific identity/group/worldview is hilariously childish but I've grown to expect that of these overly coddled, privileged twits.

 

[Kitlen]

God I go away for a few days and return a verified terrorist. Damn I'm cool!

I think I will be changing my avatar to something Meowth related...

Edit: Changing my signature too. How'd I do? I don't recall any snarky comments being made, that was done by themselves.

Also, I wasn't "over complimentary" of Julie. I did mean it when I said she was very pretty, I think she could do much better if she got off her high horse and applied herself.

 

[Eponine]

Any reason in particular Shona adds 'pew pew' to everything she says? Are they like corny finger gun gestures for anything out of her mouth she thinks is clever or funny?

 

[Kitlen]

Any reason in particular Shona adds 'pew pew' to everything she says? Are they like corny finger gun gestures for anything out of her mouth she thinks is clever or funny?

Supposedly it's supposed to be some form of "catchphrase" for the character. OH SO MEMORABLE!

 

[Eponine]

Supposedly it's supposed to be some form of "catchphrase" for the character. OH SO MEMORABLE!

That makes so little sense considering the show isn't even out yet. Too much more of that and the catchphrase will be old even before the first episode airs.

I guess there's a first time for everything.

 

[A Random]

It means 'shots fired', except it's not even that.

All I can think of is the Brentalfloss MM3 song. Yanno, this one?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

God I go away for a few days and return a verified terrorist. Damn I'm cool!

I think I will be changing my avatar to something Meowth related...

Edit: Changing my signature too. How'd I do? I don't recall any snarky comments being made, that was done by themselves.

Also, I wasn't "over complimentary" of Julie. I did mean it when I said she was very pretty, I think she could do much better if she got off her high horse and applied herself.

Damn, and I just found this for you too lol.

Still looking for an espurr/meowth fusion

 

[女鬼]

Gen Zed Inc., the production company for Hayden Black new comedy hit, is apparently incorporated in California.
Interestingly, the agent listed is not Hayden Black, but a certain Jordan 'Genoveva' Winsen. She was already mentioned in this very thread and appears to be yet another trans woman- sounds like Hayden really wants that ladycock.

But what's interesting is the address- it's the same one that was used for Hayden's two previous companies!

Why on Earth would Hayden need a middleman to crate his new company? Could it be that he got in trouble with the law with one of his other businesses? Or... is he afraid of the mean evil Tax Board?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Gen Zed Inc., the production company for Hayden Black new comedy hit, is apparently incorporated in California.
Interestingly, the agent listed is not Hayden Black, but a certain Jordan 'Genoveva' Winsen. She was already mentioned in this very thread and appears to be yet another trans woman- sounds like Hayden really wants that ladycock.

But what's interesting is the address- it's the same one that was used for Hayden's two previous companies!

Why on Earth would Hayden need a middleman to crate his new company? Could it be that he got in trouble with the law with one of his other businesses? Or... is he afraid of the mean evil Tax Board?

Pretty sure he works out of his house.

 

[女鬼]

Pretty sure he works out of his house.

That he probably does, since Goodnight Burbank was filmed from a garage and GenZed was recorded in his living room.

I'm more interested in knowing why he didn't list himself as agent this time. I bet he got in legal trouble before.

 

[CWCissey]

Since Shona's supposed to be a wannabe comedienne, she probably shouldn't stick a poster of a trans-girl who committed suicide on the wall behind her to get her viewers in the mood to laugh. Just saying, there's a bit of a tonal difference.
Also, I thought I might as well post a cap of the linked tweet.
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Pretty sure everyone on my posters are all cis Julie...

 

[Silvana]

So in my search to find Goodnight Burbank episodes, I've come across a wealth of stuff, which I'm still working through. However, I would like to go ahead and post this new show I've found by Hayden Black. After watching this show, I am now finally dead on the inside.

I present you with Teensy Tweets. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9SMQme7HAxo2Oj73iK0ScQ?app=desktop

It's just a short animated show, about 12 episodes of a minute each, and it's literally just more of the same Twitter "jokes" we've been seeing. Examples include:

• Whole Foods joke about bags makes yet another appearance, although that is the only repeat I've noticed.
• "Maybe Renee Zelweger has swapped places with the Rebee Zelweger from the Bizarro dimension. Stranger things have happened."
• "If they ran Stephen Hawking's voice through Autotune, what would happen to the universe?"
• "I watched every episode of the Gilmore Girls, right up until I realized they were never going to have sex."

Also the characters look like this.
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Even worse, the show is comprised of about 6 animated scenes, but only in the strictest sense of the word. The animation is stiff and not detailed at all, a character turning around is literally just them flipping horizontally, with no in between animation. But these terrible scenes are reused over and over in the episodes, with zero changes. The only thing that changes are which scenes are used in a episode, and the audio. There's no attempt to match lip movements with the audio, it's just the same scene each time.

I don't think any of the characters we see have names or personalities at all. Some of them seem to pray for death, like these poor abominations.
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There's also a laugh track, and it is super obnoxious. For one, it's an animated show, so it makes no sense. It reminds me of that claymation show Glenn Martin DDS, which had a laugh track, but wisely dropped it after a few episodes. It's jarring and weird. It's also strange, some of the jokes are more adult material, but some of the laugh track clips are children cheering! And some of the clips are of people laughing like crazy, like this one, about 30-40 seconds in. https://youtube.com/watch?v=V-xv5LWLrk8
Finally, every episode has only a single comment.
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I can only hope that Gen Zed is better than this, but, the odds aren't looking great.

Dear God, that looks absolutely hellish. Do you know, I've just spent five minutes of my life (five minutes I won't get back) trying to work out just why that "Teensy Tweets" series upset me so badly. And I think I've worked it out. God knows if it'll make any sense to anyone - but I'll share it anyway. Partly to get it off my chest; partly, I submit, 'cause what I got out of it is rather enlightening in it's own strange way. Right. Here goes...

I'm an animal lover. And I'm particularly crazy about birds. Why, only this afternoon I posted a bunch of pics of my beautiful Spanish Doves and my delightful wood pigeon in the Off-Topic "pets thread". So to see those monstrosities paraded before me was...disturbing, to say the least. Not because they're ugly and unattractive, I hasten to add - I can certainly take a joke at the expense of the things I love. It's just that... Damn. You know Nick Park's "Creature Comforts" and films like "Chicken Run"? Well, it's obvious (to me, at least) from watching them that Park digs animals. I'm not suggesting he's an tremendous animal lover, or anything - just that he clearly finds animals funny and interesting, and was keen to study them and spend considerable time watching them in action, finding parallels between how they behave and interact and how humans behave and interact. And the same, I understand, goes for all classic cartoons featuring animals - watch a documentary on the making of, say, "101 Dalmatians". They always show a bunch of realistic, anatomically correct sketches the artists drew of the animals they intended to portray. "Teensy Tweets", though? Forgive me for my scepticism, but it seems pretty guvking clear to me that Black only made the characters birds 'cause "tweet" is the onomateopoeic representation of the sound a bird makes. Other than that, he couldn't give two shits about birds. Hell, IRL he's probably the sort of creep who laughs at videos of pigeons being fed baking soda.

"Quelle surprise", you may say. And of course we already know Black to be notorious for mashing unrelated subject matter together as a means of creating content. And we also know how exploitative he is by nature. But that "Teensy Tweets" shit really brought home to me just how cold-hearted a bastard he really is - and how utterly uninterested he is in anything besides himself.

Men. Women. Trannies. Minorities. News anchors. Alex Bradley. Maddie Blaustein. SJWs. 4chan. Animals. So long as Black can make a quick buck and stroke his hideously oversized ego, he'll exploit it for all it's worth. Other than that, the whole world can go fuck itself.

 

[女鬼]

Speaking of Hayden Black's ego...
I found an interview from 2009 where he admits to being 'up to his eyeballs in debt', but says he counts on " really strong brands" like Goodnight Burbank (six episodes total), The Cabonauts (one pilot) and Abigail 's Teen Diary (not even listed on IMDB) to bring in millions of views and corporate partnerships with companies like Coca-Cola...
Guess that went well.

Spoiler: A few choice bits

The millions of views you bought from bots, I guess.

Haha! What a story, Black!

And if the best you can manage is Gen Zed, things are going to remain that way for a long long time.

By the way, has his LinkedIn profile been dissected yet?

 

[Silvana]

Also, I wasn't "over complimentary" of Julie. I did mean it when I said she was very pretty, I think she could do much better if she got off her high horse and applied herself.

Really, @Kitlen ? Well, there's no accounting for taste...but to hell with it. I'll trust your judgement - it may simply be that Goldstein's attractive in person, but not very photogenic. And she's an actress.

Poor bitch.

Any reason in particular Shona adds 'pew pew' to everything she says?

It's because she's an idiot.

I found an interview from 2009 where he admits to being 'up to his eyeballs in debt', but says he counts on " really strong brands" like Goodnight Burbank (six episodes total), The Cabonauts (one pilot) and Abigail 's Teen Diary (not even listed on IMDB) to bring in milion of views and corporate partnerships with companies like Coca-Cola...
Guess that went well.

Thank you, @varvartsvo - I was feeling rather depressed, but you've succeeded in cheering me right up!

Oh, and just to add my own "source of inspiration"... I'm Scumfuckin. 'Cause I've a GG Allin poster on my wall. It serves as a constant reminder to keep on bashing myself over the head and shitting everywhere.

 

[lolwut]

Speaking of Hayden Black's ego...
I found an interview from 2009 where he admits to being 'up to his eyeballs in debt', but says he counts on " really strong brands" like Goodnight Burbank (six episodes total), The Cabonauts (one pilot) and Abigail 's Teen Diary (not even listed on IMDB) to bring in milion of views and corporate partnerships with companies like Coca-Cola...
Guess that went well.

Spoiler: A few choice bits

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By the way, has his LinkedIn profile been dissected yet?

Honestly, it looks like Hayden is missing a golden idea for a (not necessarily comedy) show: his life. Think of it, a show about a dude so far into debt from tranny porn his grand kids are going to be paying his bills comes up with a hair-brained scheme to hock as many shitty sitcoms as he can before the mob has him whacked. He then puts on this persona of an egotistic chode to bring more attention to his work and maybe a little tlc from...well...TLC, 'cuz they seem to love douche bags, in an attempt to survive through sheer confidence. It'd be like Delocated, but with an even bigger asshole as the lead character.

 

[AnOminous]

Any reason in particular Shona adds 'pew pew' to everything she says? Are they like corny finger gun gestures for anything out of her mouth she thinks is clever or funny?

It's to point out that it's supposed to be a joke, because otherwise it would be impossible to tell, what with not being even remotely funny and all.