💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Ass Manager 3000 said:
From the facebook page

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Better get cracking Hayden, only two more days till the release date!
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The IMDb page still says it'll be released on November 1st. :story:
 
varvarstvo said:
Hayden has been making the Whole Foods joke about twice a month... for two years.

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He must be really proud of this one.
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The best part is again, I swear he stole this one too. I don't know where, but I swear I've seen this joke before.
 
That long line of desperate resposts of the same joke may be the first time I've laughed at one of Hayden's jokes. Not because it's funny, just because it's so utterly pathetic.
 
Uh, what?
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Also, you'll be happy to know that Gen Zed has now gone under 30K followers.

Half of Hayden's bots loyal fans have deserted him in the past month :c
 
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AnOminous said:
I WILL POST THIS EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT!
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I genuinely think he's autistic now. Like really autistic. Since this is exactly what you'd see a sperg do; though typically said sperg is still a kid/teenager in school. It'd also fit his theft of joke design and laziness too.
 
Adamska said:
I genuinely think he's autistic now. Like really autistic. Since this is exactly what you'd see a sperg do; though typically said sperg is still a kid/teenager in school. It'd also fit his theft of joke design and laziness too.
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Hmm, a lazy autistic guy stealing ideas and jokes from other places in order to crowbar them into his own terribly drawn, horribly written work. A guy who expects people to love him and reacts with shock, anger, and retarded fury when the internet as a whole takes a dump on his work. A guy whose ham-handed efforts to control the damage only make things worse as he alienates the only supporters (real or fake) that he has, and whose name eventually becomes nigh-synonymous with the crap that he makes.

I don't know if this has been there the whole time, but if Hayden is autistic, he really is beginning to show shades of CWC.
 
Mungo said:
Hmm, a lazy autistic guy stealing ideas and jokes from other places in order to crowbar them into his own terribly drawn, horribly written work. A guy who expects people to love him and reacts with shock, anger, and retarded fury when the internet as a whole takes a dump on his work. A guy whose ham-handed efforts to control the damage only make things worse as he alienates the only supporters (real or fake) that he has, and whose name eventually becomes nigh-synonymous with the crap that he makes.

I don't know if this has been there the whole time, but if Hayden is autistic, he is really beginning to show shades of CWC.
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The saddest thing is, despite being a spastic on the Internet since appx. 2006, Hayden isn't even half as (in)famous as Chris.

Chris, autistic unemployed tranny though he may be, is an Internet legend. No one knows or cares about Hayden.
 
varvarstvo said:
The saddest thing is, despite being a spastic on the Internet since appx. 2006, Hayden isn't even half as (in)famous as Chris.

Chris, autistic unemployed tranny though he may be, is an Internet legend. No one knows or cares about Hayden.
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Isn't that such a sad place to end up?

A place where CHRIS has the edge on you? Where Chris is more important than you? Where Chris has more actual fans than you?
 
varvarstvo said:
The saddest thing is, despite being a spastic on the Internet since appx. 2006, Hayden isn't even half as (in)famous as Chris.

Chris, autistic unemployed tranny though he may be, is an Internet legend. No one knows or cares about Hayden.
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Mungo said:
Isn't that such a sad place to end up?

A place where CHRIS has the edge on you? Where Chris is more important than you? Where Chris has more actual fans than you?
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The ultimate hilarity comes from the fact that Black is probably the most "Hollywood" of them all. He's been with celebrities, he's managed to duct tape some shows together, and they almost look half-decent. Almost.

He's had a show, even if it was only six episodes. It in fact did make Hulu, even if it's now been wiped clean off their site.

His story is the same every time: It's the first in history. Everyone who read the script said they had to be a part of it. And then nothing comes out of it.
 
I don't get it...does this fuck even talk about Gen Zed at all anymore or does he just post lame jokes and political stuff? Its like he and Brianna Wu both don't give a flying fuck about the product they claim to be making a living off of and spend 99% of their time arguing with people on twitter.

What does Hayden Black get outta this? Like why bother cobbling together a trailer if you're going to do absolutely nothing with it?
 
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