Have you ever hugged a tree?

[poosplash]

Also what do you think of hippies?

 

[Shidoen]

Yes I have hugged a tree and I doubt hippie Rosebud and that hipster Jerome with their plastic yoga mats and plastic cups are doing much good for the environment.

 

[Bone Santa]

yeah, but it made my peepee hard so I didn't do it again

 

[Moths]

It gave a splinter the fucker so I swore my revenge on all trees

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It gave a splinter the fucker so I swore my revenge on all trees

Saruman's real backstory.

 

[Waifu Days]

Not without their concent. I swear. If they say otherwise, they are dirty liars. I swear, officer.

 

[timewave0]

Yes, and it felt good

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Fuck no

 

[Orkney]

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[Night Crawler]

No. But I have pissed on a few in the past.

 

[Rogue AI]

I don't like the texture of bark. If the tree wants a hug from me, it's going to have to make the first move.

 

[XANA]

I hugged a cherry tree goodbye as a kid. It was dying and the tree guys were going to cut it down later in the day.

Never met a hippie in person, though, unless the entire Portland population counts.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Yeah as a child I always wondered why it was called that and assumed there was a reason. Turns out it wasn't literal and bark is very hard.

The mo' you kno'.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Only to get the wench cable all the way around so we could rip it down.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

My pimp says no hugging or kissing the trees on the lips.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I've considered hugging really cute trees.

 

[Lake]

I tried it once but I didn't know the tree and it ended up pressing charges.

 

[beautiful person]

Literally yes.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

It was the only way I could survive canada

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

I once hugged a tree. Then I punched it till my knuckles were oozing the bad red goop.

You could say I committed a “domestic”