HATERS TO THE LEFT

[JimReynolds]

The shirt, the face paint, the pigtails are all just facepIamingly bad, but for some odd reason that hairy arm of his just makes this picture go from nauseating to gut-churning wretched.

For me, its that shit-eating grin...he also looks like a shaved orangutan or some kind of ape.

Brother, his cheeks are starting to look like a squirrel

I noticed that since the calling out saga, his head is somehow becoming more and more hilariously pear-shaped as times passes.

I don't know what the hell has been up with his face in the past couple years.

 

[PolterBob]

He did all his community service and the psych evaluation, right?

Fat lot of good it did him.

Snyder thought he was doing Chris a favor by asking for leniency. It's the sort of "favor" people have been doing for Chris his entire life, and it's turned him into the monster we see before us now.

I'd remind you that Chris is not Hitler, but only because Hitler actually was successful and he had loads of people that admired him. Two things that Chris will never, ever experience.

(Well, he may experience the "commits suicide in the crumbling wreckage of his bunker" part though)

It's sad that Chris doesn't realize that he only has a few months to get it together and act like a grown up, because if he doesn't, he is screwed, in more ways than one. But, this is Chris we are talking about, and only a huge miracle could cause Chris to turn himself around at this point, but since that's not gonna happen, he is screwed.

All Chris has to do is prove that he hasn't hassled Snyder. I suspect his recent FB post about giving up on Snyder was bullshit because 1. Chris is trying to fool the judge, and 2. Chris think he'll put Snyder into a false sense of security so that Chris can have the element of surprise when he shows up one night at The Game Place with a can of gasoline and Bob's old Zippo.

 

[Marvin]

It's sad that Chris doesn't realize that he only has a few months to get it together and act like a grown up, because if he doesn't, he is screwed, in more ways than one. But, this is Chris we are talking about, and only a huge miracle could cause Chris to turn himself around at this point, but since that's not gonna happen, he is screwed.

All Chris has to do is prove that he hasn't hassled Snyder. I suspect his recent FB post about giving up on Snyder was bullshit because 1. Chris is trying to fool the judge, and 2. Chris think he'll put Snyder into a false sense of security so that Chris can have the element of surprise when he shows up one night at The Game Place with a can of gasoline and Bob's old Zippo.

Eh, Chris is afraid of cops and is now looking for a replacement game place. He knows he can't beat the game place so he's sullenly looking for a new one.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^But there really isn't one in Charlottesville. There are other hobby and game stores, yes, but they're probably all different in some significant way that would make Chris think they just aren't good enough.

 

[Plissken]

^But there really isn't one in Charlottesville. There are other hobby and game stores, yes, but they're probably all different in some significant way that would make Chris think they just aren't good enough.

Well, we'll just have to wait and see I guess.

 

[NoDarkies]

The face paint is the same color of his comic self's eyes (green and blue).

What could it possibly mean?

I don't think so. I think they're both the same blue colour but the rebounded light makes the lit side look like a shade of green.

 

[PolterBob]

It's sad that Chris doesn't realize that he only has a few months to get it together and act like a grown up, because if he doesn't, he is screwed, in more ways than one. But, this is Chris we are talking about, and only a huge miracle could cause Chris to turn himself around at this point, but since that's not gonna happen, he is screwed.

All Chris has to do is prove that he hasn't hassled Snyder. I suspect his recent FB post about giving up on Snyder was bullshit because 1. Chris is trying to fool the judge, and 2. Chris think he'll put Snyder into a false sense of security so that Chris can have the element of surprise when he shows up one night at The Game Place with a can of gasoline and Bob's old Zippo.

Eh, Chris is afraid of cops and is now looking for a replacement game place. He knows he can't beat the game place so he's sullenly looking for a new one.

Chris doesn't fear the cops or anyone in positions of authority. He hates them with a seething passion. Jerkops are part of the universe of bad guys out to thwart him, as he sees them.

 

[cubesandcubes]

Re: HATERS TO THE RIGHT

True, but the thing is that if he acted like himself infront of the therapist/ psychiatrist he was forced to go to as a part of his probation, he may be pretty screwed, unless the therapist/ psychiatrist can't show the case workers the session notes. Yes, I know about doctor/patient confidentiality, but doesn't that rule not apply at all when it comes to court cases? AS for the game place, of that part, I wouldn't be surprised, considering in these pictures, with that red mark, he looked like he got hit in the face with a shovel

I would love to read those notes...

 

[Hyperion]

It doesn't matter what the counselor says. Chris was only told to see one, which he did.

 

[Hasharin]

Cause I'm my own free bitch now,
And this bitch you can not change!

 

[2_CUTE_2_BOLT]

Oh god those twin tails! His worst hairstyle ever!
Also, I love it how the sign points (to our) right.

 

[PolterBob]

Cause I'm my own free bitch now,
And this bitch you can not change!

There's a lot of gender identity things happening in society these days. A lot of girlybois and girls being more masculine.

But thanks to Chris, it prevents me from being tolerant towards these innocent people because all I see is Chris and his FUCKING FAT GREASY FACE AND FUCKED UP HAIR. Chris' sheer ugliness forces me to become bigoted against my will.

Of all the things Chris has ruined for me, his murder of my sense of tolerance is the most cruel.

 

[2_CUTE_2_BOLT]

Could this possibly mean... *gasp* ...that Barb is no more?!?!

 

[cubesandcubes]

Cause I'm my own free bitch now,
And this bitch you can not change!

There's a lot of gender identity things happening in society these days. A lot of girlybois and girls being more masculine.

But thanks to Chris, it prevents me from being tolerant towards these innocent people because all I see is Chris and his FUCKING FAT GREASY FACE AND FUCKED UP HAIR. Chris' sheer ugliness forces me to become bigoted against my will.

Of all the things Chris has ruined for me, his murder of my sense of tolerance is the most cruel.

What if this coming out means that Chris has ACTUALLY LEARNED SOMETHING. This may be an indication that he has begun to realize that reality has a great deal of nuance and ambiguity and is not confined to rigid, monolithic, seperate categories. By going through the internal process of finally admitting to a more flexible gender identity he is demonstrating a better understanding of the world as it really is. Instead of engaging in his usual laughable and hypocritical self deception and denial.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

No, he's just really fucking stupid.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I for one am kind of proud of Chris. Although the pink Smurfette shirt says it louder than the sign.

 

[QI 541]

Where did he take this picture at, anyways? The two cars in the background suggest he wasn't alone.

 

[José Mourinho]

...... So is Chris still going on his tomgirl ways? Sorry, I just want to know what's going on with these two pictures.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Re: HATERS TO THE RIGHT

Snyder thought he was doing Chris a favor by asking for leniency. It's the sort of "favor" people have been doing for Chris his entire life, and it's turned him into the monster we see before us now.

What, you really think he'd be better off in prison? We saw how he handled a night in jail.

I think the carrot clearly doesn't work, it's time to break out the stick.

 

[cubesandcubes]

Re: HATERS TO THE RIGHT

Snyder thought he was doing Chris a favor by asking for leniency. It's the sort of "favor" people have been doing for Chris his entire life, and it's turned him into the monster we see before us now.

What, you really think he'd be better off in prison? We saw how he handled a night in jail.

I think the carrot clearly doesn't work, it's time to break out the stick.

Chris doesn't seem to be doing anything illegal or in violation of his parole.....