HATERS TO THE LEFT

[Hyperion]

Oh come on guys, clearly Bell was a SLANDEROUS TROLL who was really working for Snyder the whole time. All Chris has to do is tell the Judge he knows all about his plot and plans, and he'll be a free man. The Judge will see Chris is innocent and the TROLLS are to blame!

 

[Ren]

'Haters to the left,' you say?

No, Chris. that's the right.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Re: HATERS TO THE RIGHT

Facebook is the worst thing to ever happen to Chris.

Facebook is just like his pre-internet life - he broadcasts his unfiltered nonsense to the 2 or 3 people who would pretend to listen. It just so happens that we also listen.

Snyder thought he was doing Chris a favor by asking for leniency. It's the sort of "favor" people have been doing for Chris his entire life, and it's turned him into the monster we see before us now.

What, you really think he'd be better off in prison? We saw how he handled a night in jail.

 

[Plissken]

It's sad that Chris doesn't realize that he only has a few months to get it together and act like a grown up, because if he doesn't, he is screwed, in more ways than one. But, this is Chris we are talking about, and only a huge miracle could cause Chris to turn himself around at this point, but since that's not gonna happen, he is screwed.

 

[Marvin]

It's sad that Chris doesn't realize that he only has a few months to get it together and act like a grown up, because if he doesn't, he is screwed, in more ways than one. But, this is Chris we are talking about, and only a huge miracle could cause Chris to turn himself around at this point, but since that's not gonna happen, he is screwed.

Nah, on the day they need to go see the judge, Barb and Chris will show up and do a good enough job to pass through the court date unscathed. He doesn't need to turn himself around or anything crazy like that.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Re: HATERS TO THE RIGHT

What, you really think he'd be better off in prison? We saw how he handled a night in jail.

He'd go insane the first few days in jail, but a few months in jail could do wonders for him.

It's sad that Chris doesn't realize that he only has a few months to get it together and act like a grown up, because if he doesn't, he is screwed, in more ways than one. But, this is Chris we are talking about, and only a huge miracle could cause Chris to turn himself around at this point, but since that's not gonna happen, he is screwed.

As far as I can tell, he's done nothing to blatantly break the terms of his probation. His non sequitur "we swears on the precious to stays away from that NASTY, Tricksy Snyderses" is probably his idea of preemptively showing that he's being a good boy forever and for always. But the way the wheels spin in Chris's mind, he probably thinks that his ban from the hobby store is lifted when his probation is over. And he may just be stupid enough to think that he'll still be awarded the deed to the place.

 

[Trombonista]

Actually, TM, I genuinely believe he never wants to go back to the C-Ville Hobbies and Games store. Remember, October 28 only happened because Chris thought there was a new owner who wasn't a dang, dirty JEW (and because he had Mommy with him).

 

[Henry Bemis]

Re: HATERS TO THE RIGHT

As far as I can tell, he's done nothing to blatantly break the terms of his probation. His non sequitur "we swears on the precious to stays away from that NASTY, Tricksy Snyderses" is probably his idea of preemptively showing that he's being a good boy forever and for always. But the way the wheels spin in Chris's mind, he probably thinks that his ban from the hobby store is lifted when his probation is over. And he may just be stupid enough to think that he'll still be awarded the deed to the place.

The days leading up to that court date are gonna be suspenseful.

Either the judge will see what everyone else can see-that Chris's community service/psych evals were empty and unredeeming-and declare that the terms of his probation were not satisfactorily met (unlikely), or he gets off and goes straight out and commits more trouble, quite possibly forgetting all about Snyder's restraining order (kinda likely), or he carries on bitching and moaning because Barb'll keep bitching and moaning about her year left on probation (a certainty).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, his cheeks are starting to look like a squirrel

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Actually, TM, I genuinely believe he never wants to go back to the C-Ville Hobbies and Games store. Remember, October 28 only happened because Chris thought there was a new owner who wasn't a dang, dirty JEW (and because he had Mommy with him).

That could well be. And I love that he refused to refer to it as the C-Ville Hobbies and Games store, since he has already stated that Snyder doesn't deserve to call it C-Ville, for reasons retarded.

 

[Plissken]

Re: HATERS TO THE RIGHT

Nah, on the day they need to go see the judge, Barb and Chris will show up and do a good enough job to pass through the court date unscathed. He doesn't need to turn himself around or anything crazy like that.

Most likely. Chris will probably cut his hair, wear appropriate clothes to the court, and act as normal as possible. That is, unless he was stupid enough to act like his normal self infront of the therapist/ psychiatrist he was forced to see as a part of his terms of probation. Correct me if I'm wrong that the therapist would tell the case workers about his sessions.

As far as I can tell, he's done nothing to blatantly break the terms of his probation. His non sequitur "we swears on the precious to stays away from that NASTY, Tricksy Snyderses" is probably his idea of preemptively showing that he's being a good boy forever and for always. But the way the wheels spin in Chris's mind, he probably thinks that his ban from the hobby store is lifted when his probation is over. And he may just be stupid enough to think that he'll still be awarded the deed to the place.

True, but the thing is that if he acted like himself infront of the therapist/ psychiatrist he was forced to go to as a part of his probation, he may be pretty screwed, unless the therapist/ psychiatrist can't show the case workers the session notes. Yes, I know about doctor/patient confidentiality, but doesn't that rule not apply at all when it comes to court cases? AS for the game place, of that part, I wouldn't be surprised, considering in these pictures, with that red mark, he looked like he got hit in the face with a shovel

That could well be. And I love that he refused to refer to it as the C-Ville Hobbies and Games store, since he has already stated that Snyder doesn't deserve to call it C-Ville, for reasons retarded.

Wat.

 

[Marvin]

Nah, on the day they need to go see the judge, Barb and Chris will show up and do a good enough job to pass through the court date unscathed. He doesn't need to turn himself around or anything crazy like that.

Most likely. Chris will probably cut his hair, wear appropriate clothes to the court, and act as normal as possible. That is, unless he was stupid enough to act like his normal self infront of the therapist/ psychiatrist he was forced to see as a part of his terms of probation. Correct me if I'm wrong that the therapist would tell the case workers about his sessions.

Chris' normal clothes and hair would be fine. He'd be minorly spergy at court and be fine. Also, I think he only saw the shrink once, tops.

Although, one thing I'm wondering is that, after Chris' probation ends, why do people think that he has to have a court date? I would imagine he'd just need to see his probation officer or something like that. There's probably something I'm missing though.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Nah, on the day they need to go see the judge, Barb and Chris will show up and do a good enough job to pass through the court date unscathed. He doesn't need to turn himself around or anything crazy like that.

Most likely. Chris will probably cut his hair, wear appropriate clothes to the court, and act as normal as possible. That is, unless he was stupid enough to act like his normal self infront of the therapist/ psychiatrist he was forced to see as a part of his terms of probation. Correct me if I'm wrong that the therapist would tell the case workers about his sessions.

Chris' normal clothes and hair would be fine. He'd be minorly spergy at court and be fine. Also, I think he only saw the shrink once, tops.

Although, one thing I'm wondering is that, after Chris' probation ends, why do people think that he has to have a court date? I would imagine he'd just need to see his probation officer or something like that. There's probably something I'm missing though.

According to the case info on the Charlottesville Circuit Court website, there's a pending court date.

 

[Marvin]

Ah, I see.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris won't cut his hair or do anything special. It took convincing to get him to not wear make-up in court last time. That won't be an issue this time around since he's become too lazy to go full tomgirl anymore. I imagine things will go much quieter unless he's enraged by the presence of someone he believes is a troll.

 

[Marvin]

Chris won't cut his hair or do anything special. It took convincing to get him to not wear make-up in court last time. That won't be an issue this time around since he's become too lazy to go full tomgirl anymore. I imagine things will go much quieter unless he's enraged by the presence of someone he believes is a troll.

Yeah, pretty much this. Although I could see him expecting trolls because of the colored trolls at the last one. He sicced Rob Bell on them last time.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

It's sad that Chris doesn't realize that he only has a few months to get it together and act like a grown up, because if he doesn't, he is screwed, in more ways than one. But, this is Chris we are talking about, and only a huge miracle could cause Chris to turn himself around at this point, but since that's not gonna happen, he is screwed.

Nah, on the day they need to go see the judge, Barb and Chris will show up and do a good enough job to pass through the court date unscathed. He doesn't need to turn himself around or anything crazy like that.

This is what I figured. Go in, shut up and don't look erratic. I assume Bell would be there to coach him before he goes in too.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

The shirt, the face paint, the pigtails are all just facepIamingly bad, but for some odd reason that hairy arm of his just makes this picture go from nauseating to gut-churning wretched.

For me, its that shit-eating grin...he also looks like a shaved orangutan or some kind of ape.

Brother, his cheeks are starting to look like a squirrel

I noticed that since the calling out saga, his head is somehow becoming more and more hilariously pear-shaped as times passes.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Re: HATERS TO THE RIGHT

Wat.

I can't remember where, but awhile back Chris said that the C-Ville Hobby Store didn't deserve to have "C-Ville" in it. He seems to think it's something sacred. Maybe it's too close to CWCVille for his taste.

 

[Marvin]

It's sad that Chris doesn't realize that he only has a few months to get it together and act like a grown up, because if he doesn't, he is screwed, in more ways than one. But, this is Chris we are talking about, and only a huge miracle could cause Chris to turn himself around at this point, but since that's not gonna happen, he is screwed.

Nah, on the day they need to go see the judge, Barb and Chris will show up and do a good enough job to pass through the court date unscathed. He doesn't need to turn himself around or anything crazy like that.

This is what I figured. Go in, shut up and don't look erratic. I assume Bell would be there to coach him before he goes in too.

Yeah, pretty much this. And if Bell isn't there to coach him, Barb would do it too.