HATERS TO THE LEFT

[CatParty]

Look how fake his smile is. God, Fatty literally has no idea how to genuinely smile when he's happy.

Hasn't happiness for him usually been hoarding video games and plastic crap? Even then always wanting more?

No. He's doing that to compensate the lack of happiness, which is living a productive life, to fill in the void he created himself which will never be filled.

So it's no accident that the "haters" arrow is pointing at himself.

 

[snowkitten91]

Chris should post these pics on his OKCupid profile. Women totally love guys who can appreciate girl power.

 

[Marvin]

Look how fake his smile is. God, Fatty literally has no idea how to genuinely smile when he's happy.

Hasn't happiness for him usually been hoarding video games and plastic crap? Even then always wanting more?

No. He's doing that to compensate the lack of happiness, which is living a productive life, to fill in the void he created himself which will never be filled.

Chris doesn't care about having a productive life. Or, well, I guess you could interpret that very liberally and it'd apply to Chris. Like, Chris could be happy if he had his galpal (one who paid the bills because Chris is such a feminist) and he'd spend his days playing video games, maybe drawing more Sonichu and just generally being a lazy fatass. It's kinda productive because of Sonichu, but that's kinda iffy.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris doesn't care about having a productive life. Or, well, I guess you could interpret that very liberally and it'd apply to Chris. Like, Chris could be happy if he had his galpal (one who paid the bills because Chris is such a feminist) and he'd spend his days playing video games, maybe drawing more Sonichu and just generally being a lazy fatass. It's kinda productive because of Sonichu, but that's kinda iffy.

His problem isn't that he doesn't care about having a productive life, it's that he should. He thinks that a magic sweetheart who solves all problems is the ideal solution to pursue. If he somehow acquired such a girlfriend, he'd still be unfulfilled and have no idea why, and he'd invent new things to bitch about and remain unhappy.

 

[spaps]

This is how it shows up in Facebook. I'd guess the boy has been having trouble with Facebook commentators recently. Which is weird because he only allows his 'friends' to comment in the first place.

I guess Anna still isn't fed up with Chris' bullshit. Have it your way, you stupid attention whore!

 

[Marvin]

Chris doesn't care about having a productive life. Or, well, I guess you could interpret that very liberally and it'd apply to Chris. Like, Chris could be happy if he had his galpal (one who paid the bills because Chris is such a feminist) and he'd spend his days playing video games, maybe drawing more Sonichu and just generally being a lazy fatass. It's kinda productive because of Sonichu, but that's kinda iffy.

His problem isn't that he doesn't care about having a productive life, it's that he should. He thinks that a magic sweetheart who solves all problems is the ideal solution to pursue. If he somehow acquired such a girlfriend, he'd still be unfulfilled and have no idea why, and he'd invent new things to bitch about and remain unhappy.

I don't know if that's exactly the case. Chris is very simple minded and can be easily sated. And not to some trivial level, but he doesn't have the deep yearning for meaning in his life that other people do. Or, at least as far as something like a life's work or an important profession go. Really, he's just very lonely right now and that's why he wants a girlfriend. Barb doesn't listen to his video game sperging and she doesn't have sex with him (hopefully) and she doesn't baby him that much anymore. He feels like he's all alone (well, he is).

I don't think he really invents problems that aren't actually there in some way.

Although paranoia about trolls might be with him forever, even if he magically got a girlfriend.

Well, and it's just in his nature to complain, and he'll be doing that forever about anyone who's the tiniest bit mean to him. I guess I'm just saying that these complaints won't reach the depth of importance in his life that not having a girlfriend does.

 

[calicojack]

I guess Anna still isn't fed up with Chris' bullshit. Have it your way, you stupid attention whore!

You gotta give her some credit. At least her name isn't Fighta Jet Lopez.

 

[UltraSonichu]

I wish that this was still the era where we could expect some sort of explanation for this crazy shit. Sadly those days are long gone.

 

[Male]

"They explain themselves"
Who?
Explain what?

 

[UltraSonichu]

Standard Chris; HE knows what he means so he automatically assumes everyone else must know what he means.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I'm with Coldgrip in being freaked out less by the pigtails -- we saw those before in the "dog ears" photo, bark bark -- but the hairy arm combined with it all, just ew. I think part of it is that it draws more attention to the fact that Mr. Femme here has failed to shave and has a hairy lip going on as well. Somehow "redneck" and "tomgirl" had a fight here and "redneck" won. I can't think of a better way to describe the grossness than that.

 

[nathan_grantham]

Looking at the pictures made me think he was trying to grow sideburns or mutton chops till someone said facepaint.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Living as a childish cross-dresser in rural Virginia cannot be a particularly safe pass time.

 

[spaps]

I'm starting to think that Chris only made these pictures to fuck with us.

 

[cypocryphy]

Yes, we're the "haters".

And since we often discuss Barb keeping him on a short leash, that may have inspired the "free bitch" sign.

 

[Marvin]

I'm starting to think that Chris only made these pictures to fuck with us.

Trollin ya back!

 

[Atsimu]

I'm starting to think that Chris only made these pictures to fuck with us.

Trollin ya back!

He just can't quit his fanbase.

 

[wheat pasta]

At this point I'm just arguing semantics, but I'm pretty sure he understands left from right; he simply wrote the sign pointing to HIS left. It's just another example of him not understanding cameras.. or, at least, that's my opinion.
As strange and worrisome as these new pictures are, I have to confess to laughing. :?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Chris doesn't care about having a productive life. Or, well, I guess you could interpret that very liberally and it'd apply to Chris. Like, Chris could be happy if he had his galpal (one who paid the bills because Chris is such a feminist) and he'd spend his days playing video games, maybe drawing more Sonichu and just generally being a lazy fatass. It's kinda productive because of Sonichu, but that's kinda iffy.

His problem isn't that he doesn't care about having a productive life, it's that he should. He thinks that a magic sweetheart who solves all problems is the ideal solution to pursue. If he somehow acquired such a girlfriend, he'd still be unfulfilled and have no idea why, and he'd invent new things to bitch about and remain unhappy.

I don't know if that's exactly the case. Chris is very simple minded and can be easily sated. And not to some trivial level, but he doesn't have the deep yearning for meaning in his life that other people do. Or, at least as far as something like a life's work or an important profession go. Really, he's just very lonely right now and that's why he wants a girlfriend. Barb doesn't listen to his video game sperging and she doesn't have sex with him (hopefully) and she doesn't baby him that much anymore. He feels like he's all alone (well, he is).

I don't think he really invents problems that aren't actually there in some way.

Although paranoia about trolls might be with him forever, even if he magically got a girlfriend.

Well, and it's just in his nature to complain, and he'll be doing that forever about anyone who's the tiniest bit mean to him. I guess I'm just saying that these complaints won't reach the depth of importance in his life that not having a girlfriend does.

Even the simplest goals in life are unattainable if you do nothing to actively pursue them. That said, meeting a girl who fits the sweetheart requirements and wants to be sexually involved with Chris and agrees to entirely support his lazy self indulgent lifestyle is unattainable no matter how hard he tries.

Even if you take all trolling, be it genuine or imagined, out of the equation, Chris has still set himself up for a life of bitter disappointment.

 

[snowkitten91]

I'm starting to think that Chris only made these pictures to fuck with us.

Trollin ya back!

That would explain his smug expression. He just wants to break our brains and pull us all inside a black hole of never-ending madness.