💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Fun fact for the 1000-pages milestone:
Almost half of the pages up to this point come after the shock heard around the world just half a year ago.
 
Then for the Luigi part, Hasan insists that he was merely a neutral observer curiously analyzing what other people believe about the situation, not expressing his own belief.
Another perspective

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https://x.com/MaxNordau/status/2047042675140919705
https://archive.ph/P5NAb

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https://x.com/hasanthehun/status/2047109224430489617
https://x.com/hasanthehun/status/2047109780360306974
 
Another perspective
Hasan just needs to do what every celebrity is supposed to by hiring somebody to manage your socials. These spergouts and slapfights on twitter have to stop once you get to more than like a million followers.
 
I would laugh if Hasan somehow became a wedge issue that ends up swinging the vote a la they/them. It would be completely on course for Clown World.
 
Hasan Piker's father, Mehmet Behçet Piker, spent 24 years working at Sabancı Holding, rising to the board of directors and position of vice president. Sabancı Holding is one of Turkey’s largest business conglomerates, with a net asset value of $10.5 billion in 2024. Piker’s father was also a founding member of the Future Party in Turkey, formed in 2019.

Piker disputes the notion that he grew up wealthy and privileged; in November 2025, Piker claimed that his father “went broke by the time I got to college, and I was broke for the first decade after college.” Apparently it was the kind of “broke” that could afford a Equinox gym membership in 2013, which cost $133 to $142 a month with a separate $175 initiation fee; Piker likely means “broke” as a synonym for “not earning as much money as I would like.”
 
Hasan invited Yourrage to his house and Hasan starts bragging about wanting to debate others, it shifts to xqc and asmongold (as usual), and Hasan says asmongold is "ducking me like crazy" and "too much of a pussy" do debate him. When yourrage says he has an idea for someone hasan should debate, he instinctvly goes




"I know who are you going to say. Sexpestiny. *holds mic* sexpest, SEXPESTINY!"

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*grits teeths and dry swallows* (lol)

Yourrage: well he is good at debates
Hasan: He is good at the debates, i've, you know, i recognize that.
(...)
yourrage: Do you be bored, how can you talk about foreign policies all day?
hasan: I have a community that if i'm like, i don't do the news, oh 'i'm out of here'. (...) I used to do stuff, i used to collab, but ever since the israel shit, ever since october 7th, it's like, all my collabs are cooked cause i have all these crazy haters, sexpestiny being one of them, and they literally harass the fuck out of anyone that i-
Yourrage: Wait, why does he hate you?
Hasan: Bro... uh... It's a seven year stalking situation from him and his community but uh *rubs chin*, i think it's mostly envy. He's kind of a dickhead, he is a bad person.
Yourrage: Sounds like you have a lot of pent up tension, maybe you should release-
Hasan: No, no, i'm not even going anywhere close to that. But as i was saying, i was doing all that stuff but now i can't.

I love how Hasan has the ghost of destiny haunting him 24/7. He wanted to flex his debate skill to someone unaware and call asmon a pussy but he didn't consider the possibility of them bringing destiny destiny and how to react, so he's forced to insult and seethe.

Then Hasan has the opportunity to blame haters for not doing anything fun and brings up destiny umprompted, setting up himself to be called out again for not debating him. He's still traumatized over that day with kaceytron.

I expect asmongold to react farm this clip soon and get over a million views. Probably xqc and destiny too.
 
Hasan is really breaking into the normie sphere. The Ruthless podcast guys hit him every now and then but today....

Yeah, he's getting pushed pretty hard. Wonder if this is the Democrat response to the whole "the left has no Joe Rogan!" shit.

If so, they're drastically unaware of just how much this roach is hated, but what else is new?
 
Just watched a clip of Hasan making the argument then when grocery stores put automated self checkout in their stores they budget for loss or theft and that it doesn't actually hurt them because hurr durr big companies. Grocery stores operate on razor thin margins. I'm talking 1-3% profits and that's before the theft. Food deserts exist because people steal shit and because the store stops being profitable corporate closes it. The claim that it just has no impact is total bullshit. Lies. If it was true why would they spend copious amounts of money on security and surveillance? Why would they close stores if it wasn't impacting their bottom line?
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Rich lefties saying that theft is good always reminds me of that clip of Pokimane talking to some Asian streamer about how the revolution will come and destroy the rich, to which the guy naively asks if they aren't rich too and Poki replies by saying she didn't mean them but the ultra rich.
 
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Just watched a clip of Hasan making the argument then when grocery stores put automated self checkout in their stores they budget for loss or theft and that it doesn't actually hurt them because hurr durr big companies. Grocery stores operate on razor thin margins. I'm talking 1-3% profits and that's before the theft. Food deserts exist because people steal shit and because the store stops being profitable corporate closes it. The claim that it just has no impact is total bullshit. Lies. If it was true why would they spend copious amounts of money on security and surveillance? Why would they close stores if it wasn't impacting their bottom line?
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I find it extra funny because Hasan is the type of person who hasn't done his own shopping in years, ask Hasan how much does a carton of eggs cost, ask him to compare the prices of last month with the current month, ask him which brand of ham is the one that gets you the most bang for your buck and still has good taste.

He has no idea of the consequences of stealing from a grocery store or a corner store because he's so rich than a grocery store its something that only the poor and the peasants go to, he gets his stuff brought to him. He probably has no clue how much is his food budget.

He tries to sell the rose tinted glasses theory that the people that steal from a grocery store do it out of necessity, poverty. Which is a big lie, in most cases the people who do it can easily afford whatever they stole, they just steal it because they enjoy getting away with it. And they would steal regardless of the owner of the establishment, doesn't matter if its owned by a megacorporation or a small store owned by a nearby family.

I lived through the worse economic crisis my country has seen, I saw people eat from the trash, I went without dinner or lunch a number of days, sometimes my entire paycheck would to buy foodstuff in the black market, I did long queues to get government regulated items, my food portions reduced significantly, I learned to eat some stuff that before I would usually turn my nose up at, I learned to be creative with my meals to make the most out of them, I dropped weight, but never once it occurred to me to steal, I had my job and my morals.
Rich lefties saying that theft is good always remind me of that clip of Pokimane talking to some Asian streamer about how the revolution will come and destroy the rich, to which the guy naively asks if they aren't rich too and Poki replies by saying she didn't mean them but the ultra rich.
Hasan, and many other of these lefties losers, have never worked a real job in their lives, they doesn't understand that if the margins of a business drop so much, that the business closes, and it is not just the "capitalist fat cats" that get affected all their employees, the families of said employees. get affected because wages will go down or they get fired.

They just get their stuff via Uber or Amazon, you know the corporations owned by the ultra rich, the same corporations that these gaggle of niggers work for.
 
Just watched a clip of Hasan making the argument then when grocery stores put automated self checkout in their stores they budget for loss or theft and that it doesn't actually hurt them because hurr durr big companies. Grocery stores operate on razor thin margins. I'm talking 1-3% profits and that's before the theft. Food deserts exist because people steal shit and because the store stops being profitable corporate closes it. The claim that it just has no impact is total bullshit. Lies. If it was true why would they spend copious amounts of money on security and surveillance? Why would they close stores if it wasn't impacting their bottom line?
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Reminder, Hasan regularly wears thousands of dollars worth of shit on his person, his ring, his watch, his glasses. That doesn't even get to his car. It would be hilarious if someone took him up on it and "Ate the rich" by mugging him.
 
Reminder, Hasan regularly wears thousands of dollars worth of shit on his person, his ring, his watch, his glasses. That doesn't even get to his car. It would be hilarious if someone took him up on it and "Ate the rich" by mugging him.
Add into the fact that he repeatedly said he bought his Porsche for the fans. That to me says he wants his fans to come use the car, free of charge and without any pushback from him.
 
Just watched a clip of Hasan making the argument then when grocery stores put automated self checkout in their stores they budget for loss or theft and that it doesn't actually hurt them because hurr durr big companies. Grocery stores operate on razor thin margins. I'm talking 1-3% profits and that's before the theft. Food deserts exist because people steal shit and because the store stops being profitable corporate closes it. The claim that it just has no impact is total bullshit. Lies. If it was true why would they spend copious amounts of money on security and surveillance? Why would they close stores if it wasn't impacting their bottom line?
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Is this his old defense of "microlooting" or is he back with this moronic take again in 2026?

I think it's largely correct that stores in most cases can and do survive by budgeting for a certain expected degree of theft, but this is also exactly why the argument "they're justified because it's stealing from the ebil capitalists" falls entirely flat. (You know, assuming you're actually doing it to a corporation and not someone's family business.) If stores do budget for this in order to maintain a consistent margin of profit the only thing that's going to happen in the long run is that prices increase so that honest customers can cover the costs of the theft. Then you put some Turkroach in a mansion defending this and you have the recipe for the left losing the working class.
 
Hasan went to the New York Times to have a giddy conversation on video about how cool stealing is, and it's really fucking weird.
Cool so now a bunch of poor people should break into his mansion and steal all of his shit. I assume he'd have no problem with that.
 
They just get their stuff via Uber or Amazon, you know the corporations owned by the ultra rich, the same corporations that these gaggle of niggers work for.
FYI Hasan is paid more money by Amazon than Jeff Bezos is (Jeff only pays himself $80k/year).

The wage gap between him and his coworkers in the warehouses and delivery trucks is insanely high.
 
If stores do budget for this in order to maintain a consistent margin of profit the only thing that's going to happen in the long run is that prices increase so that honest customers can cover the costs of the theft. Then you put some Turkroach in a mansion defending this and you have the recipe for the left losing the working class.
Oh he literally scoffs at this btw. One of the hosts mentions how the prices goes up due to theft and Hasan sarcastically says "oh no!" something like that.
 
Man that NYT feature on hasan has really triggered the normie sphere to react to him. Even Dad Saves America is reacting to it.
 
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