💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Hasan turns 35 this year.
At 34, Ethan Klein welcomed his first of three sons into the world.
At 34, Hasan Piker is about a few seconds away from saying he'd give the Governor of California a blowjob for even a tiny bit of clout.

Bum Farto said:
Im surprised he isn't killed by the Norwood Reaper if his cortisol raises up everyday on all this shit.
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He might be fucked since he apparently can't legally return to Turkey without being executed by Erdogan.
 
Hasan is probably the only cow that I feel MATI for. There's something about him that just aggravates me in a way other cows like Idubbbz/Mald/Destiny never have. I think it's his egotism more than anything, Kyle Kullinski is sort of the same way without the privileged background. These people think they deserve to be "movers and shakers" when really the only results they can give are sheer ineptitude.
 
GGSurvivor said:
Hasan is probably the only cow that I feel MATI for. There's something about him that just aggravates me in a way other cows like Idubbbz/Mald/Destiny never have. I think it's his egotism more than anything, Kyle Kullinski is sort of the same way without the privileged background. These people think they deserve to be "movers and shakers" when really the only results they can give are sheer ineptitude.
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I agree and what helps in that regard is despite how blatant he is, he's suffered very little karma. Oh, sure, he gets clowned on, but overall nothing really happens to him. Not even a proper ban on the platform he's constantly breaking the TOS of.
 
GGSurvivor said:
Hasan is probably the only cow that I feel MATI for. There's something about him that just aggravates me in a way other cows like Idubbbz/Mald/Destiny never have. I think it's his egotism more than anything, Kyle Kullinski is sort of the same way without the privileged background. These people think they deserve to be "movers and shakers" when really the only results they can give are sheer ineptitude.
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While I think Hasan is more morally bankrupt as a person. I don't think I've prayed for the downfall of a content creator more than Kyle Kulinski. I used to be a semi-frequent viewer of his content when I was trying to get different perspectives on various political issues, and he seemed like a more reasonable leftist at the time. But now he's so smug and obnoxious that I can't stand listening to him anymore. And I lost all respect for him after he said the 2024 election was rigged after spending years mocking people on the right for saying the 2020 election was rigged.
 
Squanto Airi said:
Crossposting from the vtuber thread, but it looks like the interview Hasan had with the CIA whistleblower John Kiraku fell through due to Pippa getting a Cameo from him and warning him of Hasan.
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March 10th, 2026

John changed his mind. I don't think the Vtumor requesting him not to collab with Hamas Piker had that much of an impact considering that John mentioned in the Cameo that he was already considering it for the last 3 weeks before the Cameo if he was going to collab with the roach or not. Also, John's statement after the Vtumor's stream where she showed the Cameo is a coincidence at best.


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The roach reacted to the Pippa clip.
 
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Neil said:
At 34, Hasan Piker is about a few seconds away from saying he'd give the Governor of California a blowjob for even a tiny bit of clout.
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Ewscum can do better. Nice to see some real despair and panic on Hasan's part though.
 
Neil said:
Hasan turns 35 this year.
At 34, Ethan Klein welcomed his first of three sons into the world.
At 34, Hasan Piker is about a few seconds away from saying he'd give the Governor of California a blowjob for even a tiny bit of clout.
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He might be fucked since he apparently can't legally return to Turkey without being executed by Erdogan.
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"Gav Gav!"
"Gavvy Gav!"
"We're gonna FUCK! WE'RE GONNA TEAR THE HOUSE DOWN!"
"Wait what do you mean Gavin doesn't want to talk??"

I think the first step in diplomacy is assuring the targeted person doesn't feel like he's going to be fucking raped.
If Knewsum accepts the turkroach's invite then that's just irrefutable proof that Gavin's a faggot and is literally asking for it.
 
Scorpion From MK said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5ADPvCE7Dxs:185630:55-31:21

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March 5th 2026

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4KQspcM5UTs:235639:16-39:51

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March 10th, 2026

John changed his mind. I don't think the Vtumor requesting him not to collab with Hamas Piker had that much of an impact considering that John mentioned in the Cameo that he was already considering it for the last 3 weeks before the Cameo if he was going to collab with the roach or not. Also, John's statement after the Vtumor's stream where she showed the Cameo is a coincidence at best.


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The roach reacted to the Pippa clip.
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I choose to believe it’s because of Pippa because that’s much funnier.
 
Scorpion From MK said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5ADPvCE7Dxs:185630:55-31:21

johnhasan2.mp4
March 5th 2026

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4KQspcM5UTs:235639:16-39:51

johnhasan.mp4
March 10th, 2026

John changed his mind. I don't think the Vtumor requesting him not to collab with Hamas Piker had that much of an impact considering that John mentioned in the Cameo that he was already considering it for the last 3 weeks before the Cameo if he was going to collab with the roach or not. Also, John's statement after the Vtumor's stream where she showed the Cameo is a coincidence at best.


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The roach reacted to the Pippa clip.
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i dont think it had any effect on john, but you can see it annoys hasan because he smugly starts off with "you retards its a cameo not a call" then furrows his eyebrows when john says "thanks for telling me about HP" and finally copes with "who cares if i can't interview john, i interview lots of people." i would say the doubt is present in hasan.

e: can't wait for the tete-a-tiny-tete
 
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GGSurvivor said:
Hasan is probably the only cow that I feel MATI for. There's something about him that just aggravates me in a way other cows like Idubbbz/Mald/Destiny never have. I think it's his egotism more than anything, Kyle Kullinski is sort of the same way without the privileged background. These people think they deserve to be "movers and shakers" when really the only results they can give are sheer ineptitude.
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For me, it's because he's such an unrepentant fake. Hasan is NOT smart, but he is smart enough to fully know what he is doing. Hence why he used to be Brotips and now he's larping as commie himbo revolutionary. It's fully opportunistic, like staring into an empty shell.

Most other cows are flawed in ways that deep down, we might be able to relate to in one way or another. Yes, many are in denial about their fuckups and quirks, and yes most of them are very annoying and stupid, but there's the camaraderie of watching a cow do stupid stuff and taking Ls. Hasan just doesn't give that joy because he's so unrepentant about what he does. Actually, this is very common in politicians who are born grifters, obsessed with their own image and media portrayal to psychotic levels. Hasan is basically a wannabe politician grifter, and politicians are incredibly awful people, so it makes sense.

I mentioned this before, but Gavin Newsom is the exact same archetype of person that Hasan his. Grifter politician who does nothing useful and is in it only for their own image. Driven purely by narcississm.
 
toffle said:
I mentioned this before, but Gavin Newsom is the exact same archetype of person that Hasan his. Grifter politician who does nothing useful and is in it only for their own image. Driven purely by narcississm.
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I agree with you, except for this part. Newsom might put on an act, but I can genuinely believe that he is enjoying himself. Hasan has been given everything on a silver platter, and he can keep on acting like a deranged asshole with no redeeming qualities without any fear of real repercussions (even if he does get banned on Twitch 🌈 and loses his career he will still have a wealthy family and a core of dedicated fanatics who will suck his dick) with a new fluff piece coming out every week. And yet he’s obviously miserable. If Gavin Newsom was my neighbor and instead of being governor of California he managed a carpet store I would think that he’s a nice enough guy. If Hasan was my neighbor and managed a carpet store I would wonder if it was a front for organized crime and/or terrorism and install security cameras in my home in case he ever decided that I’d slighted him.

Frankly, the fact that he’s always so obviously miserable and angry is the one thing that I like about Hasan
 
It's interesting how Hasan is stuck on this perpetuous self defeating loop of trying to branch out of his tankie circle and blaming his own community for failing only to make more enemies again in order to pander to his community, making it harder to branch out.

It was the same thing with peanut where hasan's pretended to not know him to see chat's reaction, then chat called peanut a fascit and hasan surprisingly defended him and said this is why nobody wants to collab with him... but after Peanut made fun of the collar and said USA USA then hasan unironically called him israel (adjective).

Apparently he recently made a mockery of himself by saying he asked Speed to go on Cuba with him and Speed did not respond, which was obviously mocked by some people like XqC.

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I found out hasan responded that this is a bad take cause he's going on an "Aid Mission" with journalists and artists like kneecap.


I googled who the fuck is kneecap and apparently is some white rapper who faced terrorism charges for waving hezbollah flag during a show. The jokes really write themselves.
 
LucasSomething said:
kneecap
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As in the Irish rap group? they're garbage. Probably only knows of them because they're pro terrorist. He can't listen to Jun Tzu? How about Nugget? Class A's? Terawrizt? Rob Kelly? Wee Goose? No, you just want to hang out with retards who are bared from places like Hungary and Canada. You don't want to be called a terrorist yet do this shit.
 
Neil said:
Hasan turns 35 this year.
At 34, Ethan Klein welcomed his first of three sons into the world.
At 34, Hasan Piker is about a few seconds away from saying he'd give the Governor of California a blowjob for even a tiny bit of clout.
hasan2.mp4

He might be fucked since he apparently can't legally return to Turkey without being executed by Erdogan.
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His dad is. Friends with the former Prime Minister of Turkey. Literally those pictures of Mehmet Piker and the former Prime minister of Turkey. I highly doubt that. That Erdogan wants to kill him.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
His dad is. Friends with the former Prime Minister of Turkey. Literally those pictures of Mehmet Piker and the former Prime minister of Turkey. I highly doubt that. That Erdogan wants to kill him.
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Corrupt countries would not hesitate to jail the son of a wanted man on bogus charges to get him to come out.
 
GGSurvivor said:
Hasan is probably the only cow that I feel MATI for. There's something about him that just aggravates me in a way other cows like Idubbbz/Mald/Destiny never have. I think it's his egotism more than anything, Kyle Kullinski is sort of the same way without the privileged background. These people think they deserve to be "movers and shakers" when really the only results they can give are sheer ineptitude.
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Hot Privilege + nepotism nephew means he gets away with a lot of stuff that an honest ugly bastard like myself cannot.
 
toffle said:
For me, it's because he's such an unrepentant fake. Hasan is NOT smart, but he is smart enough to fully know what he is doing. Hence why he used to be Brotips and now he's larping as commie himbo revolutionary. It's fully opportunistic, like staring into an empty shell.

Most other cows are flawed in ways that deep down, we might be able to relate to in one way or another. Yes, many are in denial about their fuckups and quirks, and yes most of them are very annoying and stupid, but there's the camaraderie of watching a cow do stupid stuff and taking Ls. Hasan just doesn't give that joy because he's so unrepentant about what he does. Actually, this is very common in politicians who are born grifters, obsessed with their own image and media portrayal to psychotic levels. Hasan is basically a wannabe politician grifter, and politicians are incredibly awful people, so it makes sense.

I mentioned this before, but Gavin Newsom is the exact same archetype of person that Hasan his. Grifter politician who does nothing useful and is in it only for their own image. Driven purely by narcississm.
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If he's really doing the commie larp as a grift it probably comes down to him being a third world brown fucker. Plus grifting to the left gives you more power then being a right wing nationalist in the west.
 
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