It's funny how much contempt Hasan and his fellow tankies have towards the people who actually live in Iran, or their family whom he derisively calls "diasporoids".
The tankie mentality is founded on the idea that the dictators of anti-American regimes are actually the voice of their people. People going out onto the streets and celebrating violates the illusion that campists like Hasan have where all of the people living under these Anti-American dictatorships monolithically agree with everything their dictator does.
He even broke down into a rant comparing Persians to Zionists:
He even did a Mickey Rooney-esque racist accent imitation as well, very leftist. Very progressive!
Frustrated by the financial and destructive inefficiency of jihadists, here's Hasan giving advice to future suicide bombing terrorists, telling them to purchase drones online from China to attack the US:
Telling future ideology driven terrorists how to make bombs to kill people. Very advertiser friendly, fully cosigned by Dan Clancy.
He's so genuinely in his feelings, crying over seeing the Ayatollah's regime slowly collapse while also getting mocked and trolled for it on his comfort space: Twitter.
The Kaya memes really got to him.
Even his fellow Turks are calling him a fucking idiot, apparently:
Hasan claims that he can't legally return to Turkey due to him making the mistake of voicing his critique of an oppressive third-world regime. The Turkish government allegedly barred his ass from attending his own uncle's funeral, but even in spite of that, he pledges to support Erdogan in the event of US intervention, even if it meant he would be allowed to return without being jailed or murdered.
Hasan admits that Erdogan is "ruthless" and authoritarian, but despite him being allegedly directly affected by it, he would rather that the people of Turkey who weren't born to rich parents who were able to fly to the US to give birth and secure American citizenship, don't have a rich multimillionaire uncle who owns a media conglomerate, and don't have enough money to leave continue to suffer under the next ten years of Erdogan's rule rather than accept any outside assistance.
At the end of the clip he starts lashing out in Turkish, I don't speak the language but he mentions Netanyahu and Gaza, and probably ends off with "SUCK MY DICK" like he does in english.
Some dipshit in Texas shot up a bar as "retribution" for the war and Hasan is calling it a false flag because the guy wore a "Property of Allah" shirt and is from Senegal, a majority muslim state:
Meanwhile Hasan literally owns the same shirt as the shooter:
It's funny how the far left is trying to co-opt the word "cattle" from the far right.
Hasan REALLY wants to say "goycattle" here but he knows that if he does, that gives away the game and proves Ethan Klein right.
As someone who hates MAGA, I can agree! I can also say that all of the fucking pro-Palestine leftists who genuinely believed that Harris would be equally as directly interventionist as Trump is are equally braindead fucking cattle. Biden, this dude's least favorite politician, literally refused to support a retaliatory Israeli strike against Iran after Iran had fired 180 missiles at them, meanwhile in the background idiots like Hasan were crying about Palestine and doing their best to divide the left against his successor.
Hasan repeatedly acknowledged that the JCPOA, signed under Obama, cancelled by Trump and was in the process of being revived by Biden was literally the best case scenario for US-Iran relations, yet time and time again this fucking moron runs his mouth trying to keep Dems out of power despite his agreement with them. Now, in the absence of the diplomatic option offered by the electoral left, Hasan gets to witness the full-blown destruction of the Ayatollah's regime and the slow death of the IRGC by the right as a reward for ensuring the left was too divided to stand against Netanyahu's preferred candidate. Congrats!
He's spent the last two days bitching about the Democrats and they need to DO SOMETHING while also decrying them as a fascist controlled-opposition uniparty.
He's also inching towards just outright admitting that he hates jews, judaism, etc:
It would be better for everyone if Hasan just dropped the fucking pretenses and said what he meant with his chest. If you wanna larp as a revolutionary jihadist and carry water for them, go the full nine yards.
In a few weeks from now (or whenever it's the most expedient), Hasan is most likely going to try and pivot to act like he was always just solely anti-war (a more popular stance) rather than pro-Regime (a stance only popular on Twitter). Make no mistake, Hasan Piker is unequivocally in support of Iran, the Ayatollah's regime, the IRGC, and the oppression of the Iranian people.