💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Not sure this clip has been shared, but when Hasan tried his foot at multiple streaming he begged his stans to inflate his views on the other platforms too:

Source: Hasans_old_tweets
 
NYC related update:

Yet another example of why Hasan and his crowd is fucking poison to the Democratic party (or any actual political movement trying to get into power).
"Waaahhh Zohran is actually making tangible positive change to people's lives through the Democratic Party instead of using the Democratic Party to 'build socialism'!"

This is why I find all of Hasan and pals' kvetching about how much they "just want universal healthcare" (M4A or nothing) laughable, they don't actually give a shit about improving people's lives (which is what a politician SHOULD be doing), they just want to win some imaginary culture war and larp as if they're bolsheviks.
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Hasan and friends didn't support Zohran so he could actually do things like make childcare and bus fare free and universal, they supported him because they wanted a short burst of dopamine for ebically owning le establishment.

Hasan now seems to have fully turned on Zohran, calling him "the Regime" for supporting KATHY FUCKING HOCHUL, someone who's like maybe 5 points to the right of him but in no way right wing.
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The Chapo/DSA/Berniebro left has literally gotten nowhere in the last 10 years due to how caustic and aggressive they are. Zohran broke that cycle by not being a completely unlikeable asshole (also he had the benefit of running against a rapist, a criminal, and a Curtis Sliwa as the opposition party under Trump) and they're bewildered by the fact that he isn't treating other higher ranking Democrats as his true enemy, and instead making connections to get shit done more effectively.

Zohran used to be a lot like Hasan. You can talk a lot of shit when you're not an elected official privy to knowledge of how electoral politics actually works, but that changes once you actually have to fucking deliver.
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Hasan will never learn this lesson because he knows that his bread and butter is being an armchair monday morning quarterback on Twitch who will never have to deal with the realities of electoral politics.
Herpes is Brat said:
Hasan Piker apparently took out all his anger on asmongold out on Kat's vagina. Kat was so sore she couldn't attend a campaign event.
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It's gonna be really funny when this dumbass loses to Biss and starts bitching about how awful the Democrats are and applauding republicans like all of the Bernie acolytes do when they lose.
 
Neil said:
Yet another example of why Hasan and his crowd is fucking poison to the Democratic party (or any actual political movement trying to get into power).
"Waaahhh Zohran is actually making tangible positive change to people's lives through the Democratic Party instead of using the Democratic Party to 'build socialism'!"

This is why I find all of Hasan and pals' kvetching about how much they "just want universal healthcare" (M4A or nothing) laughable, they don't actually give a shit about improving people's lives (which is what a politician SHOULD be doing), they just want to win some imaginary culture war and larp as if they're bolsheviks.
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You have to remember, when it comes to Hasan and his retard imbecilic "friends", they're running on a few core rules when it comes to "socialism"
1) You can't have socialism "gradually." It's very much an "all-or-nothing" deal.
2) Similar to what Trotsky envisioned, they're always in a forever war with whoever is on top. The only time they are not is when THEY are on top, in which case, the war is against those who might want to pull them down.
The shit he's saying with Mamdani is basically just showing rule no. 1 in action. They don't want slow, "achieved over time" more fabian socialism; they want the quick, NKVD-style, "take everything" socialism; and if that occurs, they want to be in a position where THEY won't be the ones attacked, but will be able to climb to the top as some kinda "vanguard party thinker" or whatever.

Honestly, I'm just waiting for when Hasan gets pulled down and toppled from Twitch, because not only is the reaction gonna be nuts (will be crash out, or sneakily try to rebrand himself), but all his socialist "fweinds" are gonna eat him alive to try and get some of the power/clout he has with his audience.
 
Anyone have any information about frogan's broken arm? Apparently she had never ice skated before (despite being from Michigan) and was inspired by Yuri on Ice Heated Rivalry to give it a shot and immediately broke her arm. Now she can't afford a $500 cast and Mr Socialized Medicine won't help his friend with this medical bill that legitimately wouldn't even be a blip in his bank account.
She's FAT!
She's CLUMSY!
Shes a FUJOSHI!!
 
Surfin Terf said:
Anyone have any information about frogan's broken arm? Apparently she had never ice skated before (despite being from Michigan) and was inspired by Yuri on Ice Heated Rivalry to give it a shot and immediately broke her arm. Now she can't afford a $500 cast and Mr Socialized Medicine won't help his friend with this medical bill that legitimately wouldn't even be a blip in his bank account.
She's FAT!
She's CLUMSY!
Shes a FUJOSHI!!
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Zoomer boy Pegasus theorized she broke her wrist in a devastating cookie jar incident.
It's far more believable than her wanting to create a one woman Pigs on Ice show.
 
Neil said:
they don't actually give a shit about improving people's lives (which is what a politician SHOULD be doing), they just want to win some imaginary culture war and larp as if they're bolsheviks.
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It's not only disinterest in incremental improvements, their desired communist utopia rather requires living conditions be seriously awful, worse than they are now, in order to motivate a 'popular uprising, reset everything' type revolution.
 
The Fuck's Going On Here said:
You have to remember, when it comes to Hasan and his retard imbecilic "friends", they're running on a few core rules when it comes to "socialism"
1) You can't have socialism "gradually." It's very much an "all-or-nothing" deal.
2) Similar to what Trotsky envisioned, they're always in a forever war with whoever is on top. The only time they are not is when THEY are on top, in which case, the war is against those who might want to pull them down.
The shit he's saying with Mamdani is basically just showing rule no. 1 in action. They don't want slow, "achieved over time" more fabian socialism; they want the quick, NKVD-style, "take everything" socialism; and if that occurs, they want to be in a position where THEY won't be the ones attacked, but will be able to climb to the top as some kinda "vanguard party thinker" or whatever.

Honestly, I'm just waiting for when Hasan gets pulled down and toppled from Twitch, because not only is the reaction gonna be nuts (will be crash out, or sneakily try to rebrand himself), but all his socialist "fweinds" are gonna eat him alive to try and get some of the power/clout he has with his audience.
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When Hasan inevitably has his fall from grace and is no longer the top dog in Leftard circles online, it will be VERY entertaining when all his "friends" come forward to blab about all the heinous shit they know about him. Sure, they're keeping quiet about it NOW that he's still an influential figure in their circles, because they want to remain on his good side and continue to have access to the opportunities they wouldn't have without him. But when he becomes a totally disgraced figure that can no longer be defended, everyone will be coming out with all their worst Hasan anecdotes. "We were at this streamer party, and there was this one girl who was passed out drunk. I think she may have been underage, too. Well Hasan..." kind of shit. And I have a feeling there are a LOT of skeletons in Hasan's tacky, overpriced closet that all his streamer buddies are covering up for him right now. I wouldn't be surprised if he is the Harvey Weinstein of the political streamer ecosystem.

Crypt Kicker said:
Zoomer boy Pegasus theorized she broke her wrist in a devastating cookie jar incident.
It's far more believable than her wanting to create a one woman Pigs on Ice show.
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It's obviously a repetitive movement injury from frequently scooping ice cream out of the carton. Like Tennis Elbow or Carpal Tunnel.
 
The Fuck's Going On Here said:
The shit he's saying with Mamdani is basically just showing rule no. 1 in action. They don't want slow, "achieved over time" more fabian socialism; they want the quick, NKVD-style, "take everything" socialism; and if that occurs, they want to be in a position where THEY won't be the ones attacked, but will be able to climb to the top as some kinda "vanguard party thinker" or whatever.
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It's a mix of "I WANT ALL CAPITALIST PIGS AGAINST THE WALL NOW NOW NOW!" impatience and "I DIDN'T GET INTO ZOHRAN'S PARTY WHICH EVERYONE SAW AND I WAS SO HUMILIATED!" sour grapes.

The Fuck's Going On Here said:
they want to be in a position where THEY won't be the ones attacked, but will be able to climb to the top as some kinda "vanguard party thinker" or whatever.
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Hasan may not be a fat little boy anymore, but that part of him still resides in his heart and mind. He craves the power, attention, and respect that was denied him as child, despite being raised in wealth. He wants to be seen as the smartest, most attractive, most respected person amongst his peers, and when he gets even a crumb less than what he expects, he crashes out. Asmon getting more views and popularity than him despite being a balding schlub who probably never went to college makes the turkroach feel like that fat, unpopular boy who rode horses alone on his birthday.

The Fuck's Going On Here said:
sneakily try to rebrand himself), but all his socialist "fweinds" are gonna eat him alive to try and get some of the power/clout he has with his audience.
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Those things are guaranteed. We've seen other people in the leftist talking head sphere (like ContraPoints and Lindsey Ellis) constantly get turned on by their fans and their "friends" for clout the second they don't tow the line 10000%. Hasan WILL pivot once the tides turn for him, just like he switched from "rapey frat bro" to "SOCIALIST ARMCHAIR WARRIOR" to get where he is now. After this current grift fails, he'll let the mask slip and become some LooksMaxxing GigaChad GymBro
 
The Dude said:
And I have a feeling there are a LOT of skeletons in Hasan's tacky, overpriced closet that all his streamer buddies are covering up for him right now. I wouldn't be surprised if he is the Harvey Weinstein of the political streamer ecosystem.
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There's no doubt in my mind that Hasan is a sexpest pedophile, just like his archrival DesTiny. It's the end result of all these progressive fags.
 
notorietus said:
@Vect released a thread on stale2000 and included Hasan Piker's video here:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QRSq2eB1qfMWhile I watching, I noticed Hasan called r/LivestreamFails a "bass boosted more normie facing version of Kiwi Farms".
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My favorite thing is when Hasan clip channels use thumbnails of him smiling and looking all animated and then you click the video and it's him totally silently watching a video, chewing food and adding nothing of value to it.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
The Burnt Peanut is now Israel, according to Peanut Head.

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I thought he was joking or something and yeet was exaggerating for engagement farming. But no, this nigga is actually crashing out over a v-tuber. That little speech sounds like something your average groyper would say.

And now that I think about it, the only differences between Hasan and Fuentes is that one is a tall Turkroach and other one is a Mexican manlet but both are hypocritical grifter faggots that constantly spew such low IQ antisemitism that makes you think that both are (I believe this) financed by the same group to make sure that criticism of Israel and its policies looks like something only a clown would engage in.
 
Pegasus' joke about Hasan shouting out about Israel if he stubs his toe or runs out of cereal is becoming closer to reality by the day.
 
I also love that this cross eyed cockroach uses the word "we" . What do you have a mouse in your pocket that has a little mini shock collar?
 
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