💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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I'm really enjoying this year in Hasan Happenings. He keeps taking Ls and it's such a nice relief after watching him be untouchable. I don't know if it will continue but at least the consequences of his own actions are coming around to biting his ass.
 
Would said:
On the one hand, Hasan handled that exceptionally well. No apparent seething, no yelling, just “take care” and continues to walk. It’s the best way to demotivate future encounters.

On the other, I’ve seen enough Hasan out-in-the-open clips to know this faggot was absolutely seething internally but also very insecure and too timid to do anything about it. When that twig told him “Destiny made you” his face showed initial fear that didn’t turn into feigned confusion until the guy was 15 feet away and he knew he wasn’t in any danger of a confrontation.
Imagine being as rich as the Roach King and refusing to take self-defense lessons or hiring a coach to train you properly and get rid of your shy, scared mentality. Lifting weights (and not even moving impressive weight mind you) like Hasan does nothing for you.
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Hasan is a grade A tight pussy; he would never openly challenge/respond to anyone in public.

Per his usual MO, he waits until he's safely back behind the camera before he announces things like " this was like emuru being assaulted" and other gay shit like that.
 
BillTheButcher said:
Hasan is a grade A tight pussy; he would never openly challenge/respond to anyone in public.
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He glared down and scolded Matan... who's like 5 feet tall, and looks 15 years old. Hasan can only summon alpha energy when he's 200% confident in a combat victory, which is almost never.
 
COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST said:
People don't really believe this, do they? Hasan's haters absolutely want to hate Hasan and will find reasons to do it no matter what. It's all for good reason mind you, but the man isn't going to start converting new fans because he starts being kind of polite to those trolling him.
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People who want to hate will hate but being mad about it will simply give the internet more fuel to push that button. Asmongold knows this and will meme along the hate he gets, people forget it fast and he can attract and maintain a more mainstream and normie audience. Even simply ignoring it works most of the time.

Lolcows are lolcows because they can't understand that, they always chimp out. Piratesoftware lost a ton of fans because he'd ban you for typing "mana gem" instead of laughing or apologizing.

Hasan has been on the internet long enough and should know better. If he actually wants people to forget he shocked his dog, he should act like it's no big deal instead of crashing out and unironically blaming the jews everytime he is called out.
 
Hasan is an interesting case of retardation in which it's clear that even retards are capable of learning. He is capable of controlling his impulses if he's aware he's on camera. Like god knows he surely has gloated about the Charlie Kirk assassination in private, but he was just aware enough to not "America deserved 9/11" that one.
I can only imagine all the seething things he thought but didn't say as he walked away...
Even an old dog can learn new tricks if you abuse it enough, eh, Hasan?
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gaysexenjoyer said:
Another IRA victory, well done lads.

Also side note, why does Hasan always make himself look as unenthusiastic as possible when posing for pictures? It's like he actively tries to make himself look like those pictures of celebrities where someone obviously caught them off-guard at a gas station at 3 AM and they just look vaguely confused or annoyed.
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[Common]: wants to look cool.
[Uncommon]: Frat bro instincts kicking in.
[Rare]: Roach brain undergoing universal gun response to camera
[Legendary]: It reminds him that he has to stream for a living
[Pearlescent]: The buckle fat removal theories are true and he grew up with the chubby chenk cheeks. If you smile when skinny with those you look like a psycho. Don’t ask how I know.
 
BillTheButcher said:
Hasan is a grade A tight pussy; he would never openly challenge/respond to anyone in public.

Per his usual MO, he waits until he's safely back behind the camera before he announces things like " this was like emuru being assaulted" and other gay shit like that.
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If he was actually assaulted, it would've happened so fast that by the time he had recovered his senses, the perp would be miles away. His self-preservation skills are terrible and one of these days he's going to get his ass kicked for real.
 
Brap God said:
Hasan compares what happened to him in the above clip to what happened to Emiru in Twitchcon, where a fan walked up to Emiru on stage and forcefully kissed her on the mouth.
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>a woman, 100 lbs soaking wet, being sexually groped by a massive creep and the institution getting angry at the man who defended her
vs
>my izzat being bruised

There is nothing surprising about the fact that a muslim thinks one of these things is worse than the other.

AltisticRight said:
This is fucking hilarious. I really missed old school trolling and pranks when it was just innocent goofy fun. Instead we have the Johnny Somali types nowadays.
The guy even prepared a photo. Total Cockroach Death.
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Agreed, this entire thing had a very "shia labeouf's livestream" vibe to it. We didn't know how good we had it bros.
 
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Brap God said:
Hasan compares what happened to him in the above clip to what happened to Emiru in Twitchcon, where a fan walked up to Emiru on stage and forcefully kissed her on the mouth.
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In his mind this is much worse. He, Hasan, the saviour of the working class and oppressed minorities was mocked by a fasch.
This can not stand.
Hasan fans, rise to the occasion. He needs your EBT money this month.
Please send your EBT money. It is the only way to recover and move forward.
 
Hassan has made this 10x harder on himself now. Since he sperged on live stream about what bothered him, more people will go out of their way to do things like that. Just for the reaction.
 
Lieutenant Rasczak said:
Come out ye filthy roach!
Come out and give us your reproach!
Show your chat how you shocked dogs in California!
Tell them how the KAY-RA,
made you run like hell away,
from the green and lovely lanes of Killeshandra!

If anyone wants to make a full parody of Black and Tans parody making fun of Hasan, please do so.
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Ok, I kinda sorta tried my best. I'm pretty sure people here can actually refine it better. Plus honestly, I would've added in a couple of verses if I could, but I didn't want to mess with the length of the song. Once again, if anyone gets ideas, feel free to add/modify as you please. Otherwise, if someone knows how to use AI better than I do, make a picture of a Kiwifarmer in Irish garb yelling at Hasan, and get AI to sing this in an Irish accent.

Without further ado, here's Come out ye Hasan:

I'm a fucking net addict,
spent so many nights on twitch,
watching drama-slop, ethots, and shit that's cancerous,
and every single night,
this Turk-fag would shriek and fight,
but he'd run away when he would hear this chorus

Come out ye' turk Hasan!
Come out and fight the Candyman!
Show your simps you can do more than just shock Kaya!
Tell 'em how you run away,
whenever trolls come by your way,
and just bitch when your feet are held to the fire!

Come let us hear you spin,
about your house of millions,
and those calling hypocrisy want you homeless.
Where are those sneers and jeers,
That you loudly let us hear,
As your mods block out and ban any who'd protest!

Come out ye' rich Hasan!
show these chuds you're no conman
But a true Marxist and socialist supporter
How despite your supercar,
and your garish, pricey garb,
In the end, you're just a nice "people's reporter"

Come tell about the Jew,
and how you backstabbed him too,
Let the mods, chat, H3snark just leave him harrowed
And when everything was done
It was him who's in the wrong
and despite your hand-wringing, you're a straight-arrow

Come out traitor Hasan!
Come and fight your old pal Ethan!
Tell him his wife should've been shot down in Palestine
And when he calls out your shit,
Act like an innocent wrongly hit,
And whatever happens next to him's deservedly fine

The time is coming fast,
And one day you'll get what's yours,
When there's no longer Dan Clancy's protection
And when you're finally gone,
It'll be a bright, new dawn,
And we'll sing this song to tell of your rejection

Get out ye fake Hasan!
Get out and never come again!
Stop poisoning the net with all of your bullshit!
But when you leave, you hog,
Please free your old, poor, sweet dog,
She deserves better than being shocked by you, you balding tit.
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Hasan is one if not the most retarded streamer out there. He fucking compare getting trolled IRL to getting sexually assaulted? For him the world is revolving around him. He's the eternal victim and the world is out to get him.

It's not dog whistle anymore. He's blatantly suggesting that his retarded minion do something about his haters. Out of all popular "political" streamer he's the most pathetic one. Constantly crying and instructing his fans to brigade shit that make him look bad.
 
Total Troons Death said:
He's blatantly suggesting that his retarded minion do something about his haters.
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This is like when antifa decided that they were going to do something against MuH RiGhT WiNg HuWhYtE sUpReMaCiStS, though.
It looks tip top on paper, but when the confrontation actually happens you realize that it is a very skinny unwashed faggot with blue hair trying to beat up a beer drunk white trash patriot that is usually a veteran of the armed forces. You've seen the videos. They never end well for antifa when it's the one on one fight.
I imagine that Hassan's fan base is 90% fat, stupid woke white women who think he's pretty. What are they going to do to the average man, other than get slapped in the face so hard they immediately hit the pavement screaming?
If you don't believe that Hassan's fan base is mainly girls, go take a look at the señorita section of this very website where they have a thread that's hundreds of pages long where they're blowing that unibrow grease ball dago who shot the health insurance guy. They actually simp for some wop shooter who found out healthcare was cheaper when he got beat up by the lady boys he was fucking in Thailand.
Anyways my point is that behind every annoying, dumb fuck loony left streamer is an army of stupid fucking white bitches and cowardly men who make Ed Gein look like Roman Reigns.
That's why his reaction to getting punked out with that dog torture picture was "yeah ok, yeah um... Thank you." because he's a fucking bitch. That free Palestine crowd talks tough about fighting from river to sea, but when it comes time for actual time for actual confrontation, they fold like a lawn chair.
This is what that guy in Ireland just did to him to his face on camera:
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Total Troons Death said:
Hasan is one if not the most retarded streamer out there. He fucking compare getting trolled IRL to getting sexually assaulted? For him the world is revolving around him. He's the eternal victim and the world is out to get him.
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He's very slowly turning from The Rapist to The Raped. Hey, maybe in a decade or two idubbz can finally accurately claim to be the white Hasan.
 
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