💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Room Temp Shrimp said:
This is the part I dont get. He lives in a california mansion, how difficult would it have been to go order a quick express vibration collar? Like what? He already waited a day or two, what's another if the order could take that long....which it wouldn't? Or, another alternative option would be just ignore everyone and not talk about it. Hell, even come clean on it. Make an excuse that the dog was going after something like wires to chew on constantly since shes a puppy and he bought it to stop her from doing that. But no....he just removes the prongs and tapes it? Come on now.
Click to expand...
I think he just assumes (and rightfully so considering his defenders) that people are stupid enough to believe him regardless of what he does.
 
Last edited:
Symbol of the Chud said:
I think that this photograph of Hassan from his instagram reveals just how "white" he really is.
Nigger looks like a completely different fucking person in this picture. It's all smoke and mirrors to make him look less like a subhuman.
View attachment 8033972
Call this ugly ass nigga what you want but don't call him "white-looking"
Click to expand...
Actually looks normal here. However he usually does his make up for his streams has him looking like an extra on Planet of the Apes.
 
gernig said:
Hasan's shock collar remote has been seen on his desk in one of Hasan's Christmas streams x LSF
4KZlnI_1OnBNw6e9.mp4
Close up of the remote
View attachment 8033436View attachment 8033490
View attachment 8033503
Click to expand...
1760408447755.png

All just to show off the worlds shittyiest Christmas tree

Over under on Hasan just straight up ignoring this clip?
 
Symbol of the Chud said:
I think that this photograph of Hassan from his instagram reveals just how "white" he really is.
Nigger looks like a completely different fucking person in this picture. It's all smoke and mirrors to make him look less like a subhuman.
View attachment 8033972
Call this ugly ass nigga what you want but don't call him "white-looking"
Click to expand...
Look at the tightness around her eyes.

1760408698804.png
 
lurking for the deets said:
My guess is the sheer amount of nukes that were dropped after WWII has irradiated everything to a point where most people are very retarded. Radiation affects genes and the effects of them are worldwide at this point. Just look at what happened to Japan, lmao sheer retardation comes from that country
Click to expand...
Honestly? It makes sense. The Japanese were crazy Samurai-People that evolved into even crazier Imperial-People who still carried swords at times. America's Fat Man and Little Boy did the genetic equivalent of slapping the man Samurai Spirit right out of them.

a64iKVh.png

Symbol of the Chud said:
I think that this photograph of Hassan from his instagram reveals just how "white" he really is.
Nigger looks like a completely different fucking person in this picture. It's all smoke and mirrors to make him look less like a subhuman.
View attachment 8033972
Call this ugly ass nigga what you want but don't call him "white-looking"
Click to expand...
You know what I find hilarious about this? He's the first person to shit on whites, but he's also the first person the claim to be white when he needs to.
I think that is honestly more disgusting than just being belligerently overzealous and proud of your race. To skinwalk another race is just pitiful, at that point you've lost the privilege of determinable ethnicity and should have the upper layers of your skin taken in its entirety for grafting patients.
You could not be proud of your own skin, so we have re-distributed that wealth to someone more deserving. Surely a communist would understand.

Room Temp Shrimp said:
This is the part I dont get. He lives in a california mansion, how difficult would it have been to go order a quick express vibration collar? Like what? He already waited a day or two, what's another if the order could take that long....which it wouldn't? Or, another alternative option would be just ignore everyone and not talk about it. Hell, even come clean on it. Make an excuse that the dog was going after something like wires to chew on constantly since shes a puppy and he bought it to stop her from doing that. But no....he just removes the prongs and tapes it? Come on now.
Click to expand...
Simple; He believes himself to be intelligent; and you, the average viewer to be an idiot.
He thinks that he is so intelligent and cunning that he can rig a slapdash cover-up together so good that he can do it with whatever he can find within 20ft of him. He also clearly believes that the average person is too mentally feeble to do more research than taking his word.
 
Last edited:
gay said:
you can get it in an assortment of colors.
View attachment 8033622

which is what his defenders will use to muddy to waters because the remotes for both receivers look the same, keep in mind that 24 hours ago there was no remote so all this clip does is castrate the "there's no remote! he was reaching for his zyns!" cope, they're running into a new hurdle each day, the walls of plausible deniability are closing in so in a way them and Hasan's dog have a lot in common when it comes down to what space they have left to navigate.

metokur_kero.mp4
Click to expand...
I mean, he could of just shown the remote instead of a butchered collar. I mean what would he be afraid of by showing the controller? Wouldn't it make more sense to give us a lavish tour of said remote to stop the DISHONEST SLANDERISH TROLLS? Wonder why he hesitates.
1000004988.jpg
 
>POV your sitting in your gated multi million dollar estate
>The dog has been dipped in carbonite for the night (she isent going anywhere)
>been 4 days of increasingly small discourse
>going to tank another one
>2 Orbiters coming over to fight to exhaustion over blowjob rights
>its a good night.png


>Buzz Buzz
>Ohh shit
>30k LSF post in 3 hours, they found the dang remote
>some Tylenol user combed through every old vod until he hit a 2 year old holiday stream with the remote in view for all of 4 seconds
>dosent matter
>its all unraveling
>they already have diagrams matching the remotes to pictures
>WTF do these people even have jobs?
>more Tylenol users are encouraged to dig with the proof of evidence
>its more than 12 hours until your next scheduled stream
>siri play Despacitio
 
A tad off topic about the collar but is Hasan on any steroids or “gear”? Because the guy acts like such a ball of aggression and anger that he can’t even muster up a smile around a puppy dog….
I know he used to be more buff looking when he first did videos on the internet (Like his tiny head was more noticeable) but nowadays he looks a tad deflated.
 
W@rui said:
Lmao

View attachment 8031921
X/XCancel/Archive
Click to expand...
I have no doubt that Pokimane and LilyPichu approved the statement but backtracked IMMEDIATELY once Hasan saw it and threatened to give them the Charlie Cr1tikal treatment and have a meltdown on air calling them traitors for not getting the Hasan-approved narrative first.

It's wild how this dog incident is Hasan's true first taste of genuinely negative PR. He's spent the last 6-7~ years worshipping terrorists, the last two years spreading terrorist narratives and running propaganda for Hamas, Hezbollah, and any other anti-Western terrorist group active around Gaza, celebrated and given his full throated support to terrorist attacks targeting civilians like 9/11 and Oct 7th--this guy is the Los Angeles Twitch-approved spokesperson for Islamic terror, Pokimane and LilyPichu were completely 100% okay with every single thing this guy has ever said or done up until this point, but Hasan being an animal abuser on top of all of that is where they decide to take a pause.

Not drop him or cancel the episode, just hold on to it and wait until the heat dies down and enough people forget to drop the episode and cash in on Hasan's dipshit fanbase. Meanwhile, whatever poor intern hit the "send" button is probably going to get fired by Pokimane so she can appease Hasan and stay within his clout circle.
1760408969934.png

By "restructure" she means fire anyone and everyone she can to try and save face with Hasan. Could be some fall guy, could be the whole team depending on how pissed Hasan is.

Funny how these fucking multi-millionaires, who LARP as socialist revolutionaries, "fighting" for the rights of the working class by sitting down in their rooms and streaming for 4-6 hours a day always end up acting like the cold, calculating soulless businessmen they decry so often in their performative statements on stream and on Twitter.

Bernie Sanders said a few magic words back in 2016 and these people reflexively adopted the most obnoxious, ineffective form of leftism as their fucking lifestyle. As long as you virtue signal and say the right words, you don't have to actually back any of that up with action!

Pokimane pushes the blame ENTIRELY onto her staffers and takes no responsibility as the owner/manager of the production. She bungled a PR move (delaying the episode) with another (hastily made, poorly-thought out) PR move, which is very on brand for Pokimane and others in her level of the Twitch aristocracy.
1760410115418.png
 
LavenderMenace said:
A tad off topic about the collar but is Hasan on any steroids or “gear”? Because the guy acts like such a ball of aggression and anger that he can’t even muster up a smile around a puppy dog….
I know he used to be more buff looking when he first did videos on the internet (Like his tiny head was more noticeable) but nowadays he looks a tad deflated.
Click to expand...
200% on gear, not actually working out though.
 
DominoPetachi said:
The genetic lottery? Sure, if we’re talking about a 2 dollar win from a scratcher.
Click to expand...
Yep, you look at how he used to look and how his brother looks and you can see that if he hadn't gotten into steroids he would be the same. His mom is also really ugly, but his brother is an aerospace engineer making planes for the US and Israel and his mom actually treats Kaya right and has a real degree so they're both smarter and morally better than Hasan.

Room Temp Shrimp said:
This is the part I dont get. He lives in a california mansion, how difficult would it have been to go order a quick express vibration collar? Like what? He already waited a day or two, what's another if the order could take that long....which it wouldn't? Or, another alternative option would be just ignore everyone and not talk about it. Hell, even come clean on it. Make an excuse that the dog was going after something like wires to chew on constantly since shes a puppy and he bought it to stop her from doing that. But no....he just removes the prongs and tapes it? Come on now.
Click to expand...
Hasan is retarded and arrogant and has never had any real reason to stop being those things.

Symbol of the Chud said:
You're applying white logic and sensibilities to an 85IQ (at best) brown subhuman nepobaby who bought a dog simply for viewer engagement. His brain doesn't work like yours or mine. While he's a turk, the Indians actually have a word for this, it's called "Jugaad" where you cut corners in the most retarded and dangerous ways possible, and it sums up the subhuman "results now, doesn't matter if spending longer might have better results." mindset.
Click to expand...
An Indian friend of mine told me they call it a Boost idea, based on some ad for Boost nutritional supplement (different than the Boost nutritional supplement we have in America) where a kid has temporary genius and then becomes dumb afterward. The person felt like a genius when they came up with it, but discovered they weren't afterwards.

Neil said:
Funny how these fucking multi-millionaires, who LARP as socialist revolutionaries, "fighting" for the rights of the working class by sitting down in their rooms and streaming for 4-6 hours a day always end up acting like the cold, calculating soulless businessmen they decry so often in their performative statements on stream and on Twitter.
Your browser is not able to display this video.
Click to expand...
I love it when Hasan orbiters bring in someone who is too dumb to understand exactly how the grift works but still somehow smarter than them and they accidentally make them look like a fool. The best example was when Caroline Kwan was lecturing a guy about Palestine and she claimed that BC Jews, Christians, and Palestinians all lived in peace. He asked her how there were Christians before Christ and she gets mad at him.
 
Streamer and Hasan orbiter Pokimane gets pushback for cancelling Hasan episode of podcast, blames staff in follow up statement. Leftist inside-job, or another lying clout ghoul trying to cling to relevancy?

1760411835502.png

Edit: Clock me boys, I’m ready
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom