💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

[Ghostse]

Pokimane and LilyPichu announce that they have canceled their scheduled podcast episode with Hasan

"It did not feel right uploading tomorrow's episode at this moment in time"

Arab on Arab violence.

Jeets. Turks don't infest every goddamn place they are allowed to enter.

I see you've never been to Germany. Or Constantinople.

 

[Exegesis]

Im 100% sure he's wearing make-up to look "white-passing" considering I've seen pictures of him where he looks like he's just spawned from the egg hatch of Istanbul and he's a massive metro faggot.

He does wear makeup. Oddly enough he sometimes looks pale.

 

[Laughing Putin]

He and Anisa probably give each other tips as to how to put on their whiteface.

 

[a-Lager]

Honestly the best thing about this is that today he can't even use the "theres a genocide going on in Palestine" excuse

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I don't even like dogs and I wouldn't use a shock collar. Good on dirty ass Asmongold for spreading the word on this faggot.

 

[mlanguishi]

Honestly the best thing about this is that today he can't even use the "theres a genocide going on in Palestine" excuse

They'll find something else to bitch about. In The Matrix, when Smith said 'we made a perfect world and you humans hated it and revolted' that was about the left. They can't be happy. If it's not the pali shit, they'll go back to environment or whatever crisis they have to whine about. See: Greta

 

[DominoPetachi]

No, he cannot be fucking serious. Hes trolling. Hes making a power play. Hes gonna go "youre all retarded commies, I hate you all, thanks for the money dummies" a week later and live his best life offline. You cannot tell me Hassan not only had the smoking gun in the same spot he used it, but also soyjak'd into the camera and pushed it off screen like a silver age cartoon character. Even Chris Chan would have enough foresight to ditch the remote and collar after being accused. Hassan really is a Socialist icon as he proves even braindead talentless hacks can have fame and fortune if they win the genetic lottery

The genetic lottery? Sure, if we’re talking about a 2 dollar win from a scratcher.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Those Turks, 2000 years or so ago, used to build a lot of the best of the ancient world's monuments. They outdid the native Greeks and Romans a lot.

Those Anatolians that built the Temple of Artemis, and even Hagia Sofia during those times until the Byzantines can't be the retards that are there now right? They got infested with low IQ inbred arabs I guess around 800AD on? Talk about reverse evolution going on in that region.

The people of Anatolia were not Turks. Like, not even close. Turks are Turkic people who came from the central steppes of Eurasia in the first milennium AD. The people who built the Temple of Artemis were Greeks. The Hagia Sophia was built by the Romans in a Greek-speaking city ruled by the last "Latin" Roman emperor. There were no Turks in Anatolia 2000 years ago.

They are literally invaders. They conquered Anatolia and have built nothing comparable since.

When we look at any of the Middle-Eastern, European, Asian, and Spanish histories, it's like something happened and now we are collectively all more retarded as a people with very few of us still having true sapience anymore.
We used to have culture, triumphs, and pathos, and pride for our culture and our morals that came from it. Now we can't even get the world to agree that shocking animals with the mental capacity of three-year-olds is bad.

Imagine being such a psychotic freak that when you get caught torturing your dog to do something no dog should be forced to do, your immediate complaint is "NOW THAT I CANNOT GET AWAY WITH TORTURING MY DOG ANY MORE MY DOG MOVES AROUND LIKE A NORMAL DOG!"

I'm not going to lie, I got legitimately MATI when I saw the size of his mansion and backyard. He's more concerned about the status of his house over his dog's wellbeing.
God forbid the dog have to relieve itself or just fuckin' stretch in the middle of one of Hasan's nine hour uninterrupted daily rants. He couldn't have it ruin his perfectly tended lawn or his million dollar McMansion. This is not a living being with learning limitations and natural functions. This is a programmable slave that he bought for his own purposes.

And the fact he acts so fuckin' tortured about it pisses me off. It is literally anything to not take credibility with this roach.

You need to get your eyes checked, Mr. Magoo. You can be huffing spray paint in a plastic bag in a sandstorm and see the turkroach in this nigga.

He's swarthy, but other people I've shown clips of him to claim he looks white, Hasan himself says he looks white-passing as well. I think he looks like a typical westernized arab cuck you see in Cali.

Im 100% sure he's wearing make-up to look "white-passing" considering I've seen pictures of him where he looks like he's just spawned from the egg hatch of Istanbul and he's a massive metro faggot.

I wouldn't even fuckin' doubt it. That video of him at the Faze Mansion made him look fuckin' gray in some shots.

 

[lurking for the deets]

When we look at any of the Middle-Eastern, European, Asian, and Spanish histories, it's like something happened and now we are collectively all more retarded as a people with very few of us still having true sapience anymore.

My guess is the sheer amount of nukes that were dropped after WWII has irradiated everything to a point where most people are very retarded. Radiation affects genes and the effects of them are worldwide at this point. Just look at what happened to Japan, lmao sheer retardation comes from that country

 

[Neetness]

He should have the shock collar company sponsor him lol

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Attempts to obfuscate collar with 007-tier technology (Electrical tape)

This is the part I dont get. He lives in a california mansion, how difficult would it have been to go order a quick express vibration collar? Like what? He already waited a day or two, what's another if the order could take that long....which it wouldn't? Or, another alternative option would be just ignore everyone and not talk about it. Hell, even come clean on it. Make an excuse that the dog was going after something like wires to chew on constantly since shes a puppy and he bought it to stop her from doing that. But no....he just removes the prongs and tapes it? Come on now.

 

[Farm Hand]

Another "explanation" from Hasan. He's pushing the gate button and Kaya reacts to it. lsf
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How many times so far has his story changed? Fucking turkroach

I'd love for Hasan to elaborate on this dog/baby gate remote he now says he has, as if that's a real thing. Or is it the driveway gate?

 

[insensitive]

Hasan's shock collar remote has been seen on his desk in one of Hasan's Christmas streams x LSF
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Close up of the remote
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Are we finally at the "so what if he shocks his dog to keep them in place" cope level yet? If so I need tweets.

 

[Sneedposting]

Lmao

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god damn what are those outfits and poses,they all look like they have special needs. What a bad photo

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

I think that this photograph of Hassan from his instagram reveals just how "white" he really is.
Nigger looks like a completely different fucking person in this picture. It's all smoke and mirrors to make him look less like a subhuman.

Call this ugly ass nigga what you want but don't call him "white-looking"

 

[W00K #17]

HE'S A COCKROACH!
HE ZAPS DOGS!
HE RAPES UNDERAGE GIRLS!

I dislike him.

 

[Wesker]

I think that this photograph of Hassan from his instagram reveals just how "white" he really is.
Nigger looks like a completely different fucking person in this picture. It's all smoke and mirrors to make him look less like a subhuman.
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Call this ugly ass nigga what you want but don't call him "white-looking"

This is a autism post probably but his fucking disgusting mustache hair fucking SICKENS me. It likely smells like his breath.

 

[Laughing Putin]

This is the part I dont get. He lives in a california mansion, how difficult would it have been to go order a quick express vibration collar? Like what? He already waited a day or two, what's another if the order could take that long....which it wouldn't? Or, another alternative option would be just ignore everyone and not talk about it. Hell, even come clean on it. Make an excuse that the dog was going after something like wires to chew on constantly since shes a puppy and he bought it to stop her from doing that. But no....he just removes the prongs and tapes it? Come on now.

I thought of that. My guess is that Hasan was paranoid that anyone he ordered it from would rat him out. So he had to doctor up the collar he already had, all by himself. I bet he didn't tell anyone outside his inner circle. Maybe not even them.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Narcissist Prayer update on Hasan

That didn't happen. (I didn't shock my dog, her dewclaw hit the bed)

And if it did, it wasn't that bad. (Okay the collar was used but it was vibration only) WE ARE HERE

And if it was, that's not a big deal. (Okay so it was a shock but who cares? THERE IS A GENOCIDE HAPPENING. Also Kaya is just a big baby and all dogs needs discipline)

And if it is, that's not my fault. (It's my mom's fault because she keeps spoiling her)

And if it was, I didn't mean it. (I've been really stressed lately due to social media and slop tubers)

And if I did...

You deserved it.

(Alright I'm saying: Kaya deserved the shock. In Minecraft)

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

This is a autism post probably but his fucking disgusting mustache hair fucking SICKENS me. It likely smells like his breath.

It's because he's giving the camera a good ol Rapejeet stare.

This is the part I dont get. He lives in a california mansion, how difficult would it have been to go order a quick express vibration collar? Like what? He already waited a day or two, what's another if the order could take that long....which it wouldn't? Or, another alternative option would be just ignore everyone and not talk about it. Hell, even come clean on it. Make an excuse that the dog was going after something like wires to chew on constantly since shes a puppy and he bought it to stop her from doing that. But no....he just removes the prongs and tapes it? Come on now.

You're applying white logic and sensibilities to an 85IQ (at best) brown subhuman nepobaby who bought a dog simply for viewer engagement. His brain doesn't work like yours or mine. While he's a turk, the Indians actually have a word for this, it's called "Jugaad" where you cut corners in the most retarded and dangerous ways possible, and it sums up the subhuman "results now, doesn't matter if spending longer might have better results." mindset.
Hasan realized the narrative was turning against him fast, so rather than wait (or have the foresight) to buy a new vibrato-matic collar first, he panicked and mangled the original collar in the hope that would save his ass.